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storrmin571 wrote:Why the feck would you give someone a sewing machine as a present?

It would seem the pressie was "Tailor Made"

'Arry. Again.

He received some texts from 'top' players so therefore he should have been appointed England manager (might they have sent texts to other managers?).
The FA appointed someone else, so they're tossers.

He's trying to sell his book. Arsehole.

storrmin571 wrote:Why the feck would you give someone a sewing machine as a present?

Someone who had just lost or broken theirs.

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The crunt who broke into my bruv's motor last night.
I got a call at 10:30, from a mate who needed a lift to his family home as his mother needed to go into hospital as s her blood pressure went through the roof.
Got there and parked up, and spent an hour and a half with her. She perked up and eventually decided not to call the ambulance. I went to the car and the passenger window was smashed in. My mate got all choked up and I was a bit pissed off. Then he told me that he had left his new mobile phone and wallet under the seat. $2,500, credit cards, medical card and drivers licence were gone.
The thing is, the money was to go and buy a car trailer on Monday, as we have started a business.
Not only that, my bruv is away on a European cruise and I cannot get in touch with him to get the insurance details and I am due to collect him from the airport next week.
It also pissed down all the way back home.
Car thieves, they're as bad as fucking junkies.

That's Bloody Awful TL - the scumbags are everywhere f'ing scum...


10038 Formula 1

Top Londoner wrote:10037

The crunt who broke into my bruv's motor last night.
I got a call at 10:30, from a mate who needed a lift to his family home as his mother needed to go into hospital as s her blood pressure went through the roof.
Got there and parked up, and spent an hour and a half with her. She perked up and eventually decided not to call the ambulance. I went to the car and the passenger window was smashed in. My mate got all choked up and I was a bit pissed off. Then he told me that he had left his new mobile phone and wallet under the seat. $2,500, credit cards, medical card and drivers licence were gone.
The thing is, the money was to go and buy a car trailer on Monday, as we have started a business.
Not only that, my bruv is away on a European cruise and I cannot get in touch with him to get the insurance details and I am due to collect him from the airport next week.
It also pissed down all the way back home.
Car thieves, they're as bad as fucking junkies.

563. The crunt that broke into TL's bro's jammer. Robbing dirty fuckpig.

Any luck finding the car thieves TL?

Thanks for asking Quartz, but no. They're long gone by now.
The area it happened in apparently has a reputation for this type of crime.
I try to move on from that type of crap quickly, but my mate has spent yesterday and today running around getting replacement cards and ID.
The money that was stolen is bloody annoying.
I put it down to experience.


Wenger out, it's his fault you see.

What did you expect when you moved to the land specifically chosen many years ago to house our criminals? It's in their genes man!!

Whichever dickhead player leaked the Roy 'space monkey' story and the moronic 'anti-rascists who hunt out opportunities to be offended.
They seem to be saying that it is racist to use the word monkey in the presence of somebody of colour (is that term OK or am I a racist). I guess I can never offer my mate a banana again.

10039 Lloyds Bank - an Utter load of complete and utter UTTER C U N T S!

GranadaJoe wrote:Whichever dickhead player leaked the Roy 'space monkey' story and the moronic 'anti-rascists who hunt out opportunities to be offended.
They seem to be saying that it is racist to use the word monkey in the presence of somebody of colour (is that term OK or am I a racist). I guess I can never offer my mate a banana again.

embarrassing isn't it

It comes to something when even these "kick it out" busy bodies survey the landscape and find there's no mileage in this story

Word on the internet is that it was Lampard

LDB wrote:

GranadaJoe wrote:Whichever dickhead player leaked the Roy 'space monkey' story and the moronic 'anti-rascists who hunt out opportunities to be offended.
They seem to be saying that it is racist to use the word monkey in the presence of somebody of colour (is that term OK or am I a racist). I guess I can never offer my mate a banana again.

embarrassing isn't it

It comes to something when even these "kick it out" busy bodies survey the landscape and find there's no mileage in this story

Word on the internet is that it was Lampard

Australia is the most racist country that I have been to. Blame the Abo's (sic) IS A MANTRA.

Top Londoner wrote:

LDB wrote:

GranadaJoe wrote:Whichever dickhead player leaked the Roy 'space monkey' story and the moronic 'anti-rascists who hunt out opportunities to be offended.
They seem to be saying that it is racist to use the word monkey in the presence of somebody of colour (is that term OK or am I a racist). I guess I can never offer my mate a banana again.

embarrassing isn't it

It comes to something when even these "kick it out" busy bodies survey the landscape and find there's no mileage in this story

Word on the internet is that it was Lampard

Australia is the most racist country that I have been to. Blame the Asbo's (sic) IS A MANTRA.

Mind you those Hoody little twats can be rather annoying!