Goetze saga

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Copenhagen_BVB wrote:Götze sidelined for 6-8 weeks because of adductors and pubis injury.

Has Arsene any history of buying injured players?? :-)
That confirms it - Sammy must have been right all along!! :shock: :shock: Sorry for ever doubting you mate. :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Copenhagen_BVB wrote:Götze sidelined for 6-8 weeks because of pubis injury.
Did he have a run in with Jayson?! That being said, now he's crocked we'll most certainly be buying him.
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Dan_85 wrote:
Copenhagen_BVB wrote:Götze sidelined for 6-8 weeks because of pubis injury.
Did he have a run in with Jayson?! That being said, now he's crocked we'll most certainly be buying him.
:coffeespit:

WTF is a pubis injury? It's making my pubis all itchy.
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kingjayson1 wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:
Copenhagen_BVB wrote:Götze sidelined for 6-8 weeks because of pubis injury.
Did he have a run in with Jayson?! That being said, now he's crocked we'll most certainly be buying him.
:coffeespit:

WTF is a pubis injury? It's making my pubis all itchy.
Its one of these really fucked up injuries which could sideline him a lot longer than the announced 6-8 weeks. There apparently is no known specific treatment for it. Just ask Arjen Robben about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteitis_pubis
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Hi,
here is the offical club statement:
http://www.bvb.de/?k%E5%84%ECY%1B%E7%F4%9C_c%EE%82%9D

I'm just glad when next Wednesday comes and he is still with us...it is going really to me nerves :x

Cheers,
Thomas
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This guy is already looking like he is made of glass, I would stay clear.
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goonersid wrote:This guy is already looking like he is made of glass, I would stay clear.
Inadvertent pun sid? :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
goonersid wrote:This guy is already looking like he is made of glass, I would stay clear.
Inadvertent pun sid? :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:
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He's supposed to get these injuries AFTER he joins.

Fucking hell lad buck your ideas up. The rules are simple really for attacking midfielders

1. Join club fit and healthy with a decent goalscoring record and not afraid to shoot on sight

2. Spend a season adapting to the strict no shooting rules apart from at dead ball situations where you are free to hit the wall or row Z

3. Pick up a "two, maybe three weeks" type injury before spending 18 months on the sidelines with a mysterious injury

Rosicky managed to achieve this when joining from Dortmund. Looks like Goetze has just gone straight to step 3
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SteveO 35 wrote:He's supposed to get these injuries AFTER he joins.

Fucking hell lad buck your ideas up. The rules are simple really for attacking midfielders

1. Join club fit and healthy with a decent goalscoring record and not afraid to shoot on sight

2. Spend a season adapting to the strict no shooting rules apart from at dead ball situations where you are free to hit the wall or row Z

3. Pick up a "two, maybe three weeks" type injury before spending 18 months on the sidelines with a mysterious injury

Rosicky managed to achieve this when joining from Dortmund. Looks like Goetze has just gone straight to step 3
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Speaking of 'two, maybe three weeks' whatever has happened to our hero and the saviour of this team? :? :? :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:He's supposed to get these injuries AFTER he joins.

Fucking hell lad buck your ideas up. The rules are simple really for attacking midfielders

1. Join club fit and healthy with a decent goalscoring record and not afraid to shoot on sight

2. Spend a season adapting to the strict no shooting rules apart from at dead ball situations where you are free to hit the wall or row Z

3. Pick up a "two, maybe three weeks" type injury before spending 18 months on the sidelines with a mysterious injury

Rosicky managed to achieve this when joining from Dortmund. Looks like Goetze has just gone straight to step 3
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Speaking of 'two, maybe three weeks' whatever has happened to our hero and the saviour of this team? :? :? :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
He is 'two, maybe three, weeks away' last I heard (on December 10th) !!
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I could never have predicted this injury........

He'd fail the medical..... :cry:
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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I could never have predicted this injury........

He'd fail the medical..... :cry:
You mean your "source" could never have predicted it.

What a stroke of luck, mate

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I could never have predicted this injury........

He'd fail the medical..... :cry:
That's OK mate. I said I was prepared to allow a Summer singing of Goetze to still count.......




....then I'll pelt you with rotten fruit on 1st September :D

To be honest Sammy, your thread about Goetze has been a welcome upgrade on Joe Cole
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SteveO 35 wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I could never have predicted this injury........

He'd fail the medical..... :cry:
That's OK mate. I said I was prepared to allow a Summer singing of Goetze to still count.......




....then I'll pelt you with rotten fruit on 1st September :D

To be honest Sammy, your thread about Goetze has been a welcome upgrade on Joe Cole
He will sign
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