Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[clockender1]

If Everton win their two games in hand they go 5th don't they ?

Meaning spuds n united fighting for 6th lol.

MOTD 2 just said a loss to Olympic this week and red nose wil come back to 'help' Moyes on a caretaker basis.

Classic

[LDB]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... URHAM.html

I think that might just be the worst football-related article I've ever read. Unbelievable.

Unfair??

What's so unfair about United playing poorly? That's why they are where they are. There's absolutely no unfairness about it, in fact, it's very fair.

Unfortunately you've all given him clicks on his column. He is beyond ridicule and just needs to be ignored

[northbank123]

Hadn't they gone 80-something PL games without conceding a penalty today and then 3 in one match?

They were truly dreadful today. You could see that after 10 minutes if they didn't nick a goal and thereby change the dynamic they were going to get hammered. 3-0 was a completely fair reflection imo. What baffles me about Moyes is how tactically clueless he seems after being very astute in that area for Everton. It's like he picks 4 attackers and expects them to score goals whilst everyone else deals with winning the ball and defending. And he had absolutely zero idea how to change things.

It shocked me how out of sync their team is. Every time they get the ball in a decent position their attackers all seem to drift away from the ball and they end up resorting to lumping a cross or driven pass in. Mata was so ineffective today because every time he got the ball there were just no team-mates nearby.

They are not a quality team but let's also be realistic, they don't have a terrible squad. Not much to brag about in defenders and midfielders but Liverpool have proved that two quality strikers can carry you massively, not to mention that one of theirs did exactly that for an entire season in 2011/12. A squad containing Rooney, van Judas, Mata and Valencia for starters should not be lingering several points below the likes of Spurs and Everton.

So many times this season I've been convinced things can't get any worse and they do. Today wasn't like a strong team being dismantled by class visitors - it was like a good team completely taking apart a very average and disjointed side.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[TeeCee]

Moyes won't be there for long.......
1) He's doing awfully with an awful squad
2) His health is deteriorating fast!!

Moyes looks OLDER than Fergiescum!!

[officepest]

Our failure to beat these in two attempts in the league is going to prove very costly.That and the rather damning fact we couldn't even register a single goal to show for our efforts, which when you consider how very shit they are, is even poorer.

[Blood_Gooner]

Still here revelling in their demise.

A generation of plastics have never seen the mancfilth like this and have absolutely no idea how to handle the greatest depression known to mankind.

Long may it last.

[clockender1]

A generation of plastics have never seen the mancfilth like this and have absolutely no idea how to handle the greatest depression known to mankind.

Long may it last.

my mate has started taking his kids to theme parks etc on game days lol.

he used to take them to OT....

best comment i heard this morning - "is it called Theatre of Dreams because everyone is asleep ? "

[armchair]

I must put my hands up and admit I was a bit worried this thread may come back and bite us.
But happy to admit that I have denied myself a good lol at Utd's expense. (although been having some quiet chuckles and smug grins on the fly)

Oh happy days......

[1989]

They're finished.

Not if they win the Champions League!

More chance of us winning it, and we're not even in it!

[GranadaJoe]

I was delighted to see Mata and Felleini, 65 million quids worth make Ozil look like Messi. Panic buys with no apparent idea of what team shape they will play in.

Whenever I get a bit down I call up the PL table and count the points difference.

[Rosie_titters]

yesterday game showed a team who was pushing for the title and another just going through the motions

Man Utd at the moment have too many players who don't care

Why the fuck are they playing Vidic? a bloke who has already come out and said he is leaving to join Inter. Rooney now has his 300k golden handshake, and looks like he can't be arsed and RVP and Mata are walking around like they are lost.

I think if United could they would forfeit their last few games, seems to me they just want the season to end and start all over again in August. They need to rebuild the defence, bring in one decent CM and some pace on the wings

[1989]

They've got loads of problems.

The Judas-Shrek partnership is one of the biggest jokes in the league.
Moyes couldn't motivate a fat bastard to a Chinese.
Their best players are all getting on.
Their new signings have all proven to be flops.


They need a squad overhaul. Players like Rafael, Smalling, Welbeck, Cleverley, Jones and De Gea who were talked up as their future have all failed to kick on, and some of them have even regressed. Their captain and vice-captain are both off in the summer. They basically need two new center backs, a new left back, a new right back, two center mids, a winger, possibly another striker to replace JVP because he doesn't work with Rooney and won't accept a bench role. They fucked up massively by giving Shrek 300k a week as no one will touch him on the money he's on plus the transfer fee. They're stuck with the fat granny shagging twat, and he'll get worse and worse over the coming years as he's careless about his fitness and as he gets older his physical shape will decline further.

All of these prospective new signings they'll have to make will have to be of the highest caliber if they're to get back to just challenging at the top and with no CL football next season good luck with that. Sacking Moyes and hiring a better manager is easier said than done as well. They could easily go the Spurs way and have a revolving door of managers.

They're stuffed for the foreseeable. It will be a 3-4 year job if they're lucky imo. The current top 4 teams are all far better with younger squads and are only going to get better and more competitive over the coming years.

[Bradywasking]

Moyes won't be there for long.......
1) He's doing awfully with an awful squad
2) His health is deteriorating fast!!

Moyes looks OLDER than Fergiescum!!

I am enjoying the collapse of Manure as much as anyone on here, I am also enjoying the disappearance of United's loyal fanbase from the streets of Dublin..but I have to admit being shocked at a close up shot of Moyes yesterday, the man is gaunt, pale , grey and unhealthy looking. Is his dream job worth that to him ?

[SteveO 35]

Sometimes people can overreact to a few defeats but fuck me they were absolutely fucking awful against the Mickeys

Apart from The Little Boy Inside, Grannyshagger, our virtual signing Mata and De Gea, I wouldn't want any of them. They need about 7 players to make them a decent side......Carrick, Cleverley, the bloke we "absolutely need.....a beast" (no names 1989 ) Fellaini, Evra, Smalling, Jones, Rafael - none of them good enough to be in a PL winning side. Vidic and Ferdinand finished.

Hopefully Agent Moyes will spend another 27m on more quality like Fellaini in Summer.......he's so bad his second touch is a tackle and he makes Alex Mong look quick ! Quick Davie Boy...if you move quickly I hear Soldado's available for 15m