The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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StuartL wrote:
Lee1 wrote:The @@@@ who has ''nicked'' my wife's identity and taken a payday loan out! Their security/checks must be fucking awful

Fuck :( sorry to hear that mate - hope you get things sorted.
Thanks mate....all reported to their fraud team/police but I have to say their checks must be atrocious.....they have paid money to an online application that has nothing to do with our legitimate email addresses, different phone numbers and to a bank account in a totally different name in a different part of the country! Fucking wankers! :banghead:

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Bentaleb.

Scum is as scum does. Crunt :evil:

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Lee1 wrote:
StuartL wrote:
Lee1 wrote:The @@@@ who has ''nicked'' my wife's identity and taken a payday loan out! Their security/checks must be fucking awful

Fuck :( sorry to hear that mate - hope you get things sorted.
Thanks mate....all reported to their fraud team/police but I have to say their checks must be atrocious.....they have paid money to an online application that has nothing to do with our legitimate email addresses, different phone numbers and to a bank account in a totally different name in a different part of the country! Fucking wankers! :banghead:
So what details of your wife's identity did they actually use to fraudulently obtain this loan then? :?

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Name,address and dob is all they needed apparently.

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Pardew. Utter, utter fuckwound. The walking talking equivalent of the rancid-tuna-stuffed arsehole of a 3 week dead syphilis-infected wino. An absolute cuntbag. :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:Pardew. Utter, utter fuckwound. The walking talking equivalent of the rancid-tuna-stuffed arsehole of a 3 week dead syphilis-infected wino. An absolute cuntbag. :evil:
Couldn't agree more, the gambling knobhead. Remember when he called us out as a foreign team and espoused all things british....take a look at your line up dickhead! :cussing:

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Lee1 wrote:Name,address and dob is all they needed apparently.
How on earth can people give loans with nothing more than that? Jesus I could take out loans on behalf of half the people in my fucking street based on that!

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northbank123 wrote:
Lee1 wrote:Name,address and dob is all they needed apparently.
How on earth can people give loans with nothing more than that? Jesus I could take out loans on behalf of half the people in my fucking street based on that!
Northbank...so agree.It's a fucking disgrace. How fucking dare they...wanker who scammed us and idiot payday shark co that paid it out

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Lee1 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Pardew. Utter, utter fuckwound. The walking talking equivalent of the rancid-tuna-stuffed arsehole of a 3 week dead syphilis-infected wino. An absolute cuntbag. :evil:
Couldn't agree more, the gambling knobhead. Remember when he called us out as a foreign team and espoused all things british....take a look at your line up dickhead! :cussing:
He's like a four year old who has a tantrum and then says sorry and thinks it'll all be OK. A complete moron.

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13,046 FATHER TED

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WTF? Stupido

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Anyone remember the best swear word ever used on this forum by USMartin?

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storrmin571 wrote:Anyone remember the best swear word ever used on this forum by USMartin?
Well the words "Arsenal Board" nearly got themselves onto the censored list thanks to him! :roll: :lol: :banghead: :wink:

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storrmin571 wrote:Anyone remember the best swear word ever used on this forum by USMartin?

If i remember rightly it was a cock pussy :lol:

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storrmin571 wrote:I had a horrible feeling I was going to be called for jury service for that case. Im glad I wasn't I think id be doing a few years for trying to rip his face off. :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: Vile :censored: :cussing: :cussing: :cussing: :cussing:
I've just finished a weeks jury service here in Bristol. Was worried I'd get to sit in judgment on Vincent Tabak (murdered a girl called Jo Yeates a couple of years back) - he's back in court on child pornography charges, which I would find extremely difficult to deal with. Fortunately it was after my jury service had finished that he was in court. As it was, I got a rape case :(

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The Joy of Cesc wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:I had a horrible feeling I was going to be called for jury service for that case. Im glad I wasn't I think id be doing a few years for trying to rip his face off. :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: Vile :censored: :cussing: :cussing: :cussing: :cussing:
I've just finished a weeks jury service here in Bristol. Was worried I'd get to sit in judgment on Vincent Tabak (murdered a girl called Jo Yeates a couple of years back) - he's back in court on child pornography charges, which I would find extremely difficult to deal with. Fortunately it was after my jury service had finished that he was in court. As it was, I got a rape case :(
Not much more fun then! I'm sure you'll agree that rape cases are pretty grim, I sat in on a domestic rape case before and even when reported the conviction rates are truly appalling, you could see from the first morning the bloke was going to walk (not saying he was definitely guilty btw, just he never had a chance of going down).

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