The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
g88ner wrote:Galasso.

That *word censored* hasn't been on this forum in years :evil: :D
:roll: :shock: :twisted:

He got locked up after the great onlinegooner purge, along with:

wayno
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26-05-1989
one2smooth

and Tom Kingsbury, who got put away for mayonaise related offences.

:roll: :oops: :D
Their ejaculation definitely left a stain on the forum!! :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
And their absence has definitely been long sperm!

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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LDB wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
g88ner wrote:Galasso.

That *word censored* hasn't been on this forum in years :evil: :D
:roll: :shock: :twisted:

He got locked up after the great onlinegooner purge, along with:

wayno
gus caesar is a legend
26-05-1989
one2smooth

and Tom Kingsbury, who got put away for mayonaise related offences.

:roll: :oops: :D
Their ejaculation definitely left a stain on the forum!! :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
And their absence has definitely been long sperm!
:D ...oh dear, another pupil from Hlebby school of puns. :barscarf: :wink:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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arseofacrow wrote:
LDB wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
g88ner wrote:Galasso.

That *word censored* hasn't been on this forum in years :evil: :D
:roll: :shock: :twisted:

He got locked up after the great onlinegooner purge, along with:

wayno
gus caesar is a legend
26-05-1989
one2smooth

and Tom Kingsbury, who got put away for mayonaise related offences.

:roll: :oops: :D
Their ejaculation definitely left a stain on the forum!! :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
And their absence has definitely been long sperm!
:D ...oh dear, another pupil from Hlebby school of puns. :barscarf: :wink:
I've had my eye on his talent for a long time! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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I'll never forget when Gus exposed smoothie and his internet dating profiles on here. Smoothie went nuts and accused Gus of being a nonce :shock: :shock:

Needless to say, Gus was not impressed and went looking for him on matchday :D

I don't think we ever heard from smoothie again after that. I wonder what Gus did with him :rubchin:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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SPUDMASHER wrote:I'll never forget when Gus exposed smoothie and his internet dating profiles on here. Smoothie went nuts and accused Gus of being a nonce :shock: :shock:

Needless to say, Gus was not impressed and went looking for him on matchday :D

I don't think we ever heard from smoothie again after that. I wonder what Gus did with him :rubchin:
:coffeespit:

I forgot about that :o :lol:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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g88ner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
g88ner wrote:Galasso.

That *word censored* hasn't been on this forum in years :evil: :D
:roll: :shock: :twisted:

He got locked up after the great onlinegooner purge, along with:

wayno
gus caesar is a legend
26-05-1989
one2smooth

and Tom Kingsbury, who got put away for mayonaise related offences.

:roll: :oops: :D
How the brave did fall during The Great Purge. :(
Indeed :(

One2smooth's departure was best... didn't he start a poll on whether he should stay or go, and then left when the forum spoke and voted for him to go :oops: :oops: :lol:

And then there was Wayno and Gus who were so livid at the time that they insisted that gooner.ed not just locked their accounts but DELETED them so they could never return! :o .... of course, a few Percy Dalton and Mutley's later, that decision seemed a little rash :oops: :oops: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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g88ner wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:I'll never forget when Gus exposed smoothie and his internet dating profiles on here. Smoothie went nuts and accused Gus of being a nonce :shock: :shock:

Needless to say, Gus was not impressed and went looking for him on matchday :D

I don't think we ever heard from smoothie again after that. I wonder what Gus did with him :rubchin:
:coffeespit:

I forgot about that :o :lol:
Me too :lol: :lol:

However, didn't gus have some other matchday related issues?

:lol: :barscarf: :wink:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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flash gunner wrote:
g88ner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
g88ner wrote:Galasso.

That *word censored* hasn't been on this forum in years :evil: :D
:roll: :shock: :twisted:

He got locked up after the great onlinegooner purge, along with:

wayno
gus caesar is a legend
26-05-1989
one2smooth

and Tom Kingsbury, who got put away for mayonaise related offences.

:roll: :oops: :D
How the brave did fall during The Great Purge. :(
Indeed :(

One2smooth's departure was best... didn't he start a poll on whether he should stay or go, and then left when the forum spoke and voted for him to go :oops: :oops: :lol:

And then there was Wayno and Gus who were so livid at the time that they insisted that gooner.ed not just locked their accounts but DELETED them so they could never return! :o .... of course, a few Percy Dalton and Mutley's later, that decision seemed a little rash :oops: :oops: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah yes, the legendary "Should I stay or should I go" thread. One of the best ones ever on here. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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found it :lol: :lol:

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=14708

Dicko, the voice of reason :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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SPUDMASHER wrote:found it :lol: :lol:

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=14708

Dicko, the voice of reason :barscarf: :barscarf:
Top work, Agent Spuddy! 8)

God, that thread is HILARIOUS. But also... a bit upsetting - reading the banter between ChazX2 and OMM... used to love reading the to and fro between them. Both top blokes. God bless poor ChazX2. A truly sad loss. :(

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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Indian branch of Arsene wenger is god cult knows no fuckig wrong. Sack the count and watch them burn effigies

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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Anyone who still has faith in the senile wenger.

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Johnny o Neil. Kool aid drinker extreme

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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Suarez diving cheating crunt. :cussing: :censored: :evil: :banghead: :twisted:

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Re: The utter "Stupid as Father Ted" Thread!!

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OneBardGooner wrote:Suarez diving cheating crunt. :cussing: :censored: :evil: :banghead: :twisted:
True. But a delicious irony that because he looked like a complete tosser, twisting and turning as he somersaulted across the area he obviously made the ref think it was all an act and therefore didn't get a penalty.

A cheat, but a bad one. Love it.

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