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Avatar. I waited for all the hype and such bollocks to calm down and finally watched it the other night.

Well what a load of stinking, pointless, over-rated shite that was. Shit CGI. Shit script. Cardboard charactarisation. Every fucking cliche in the book. Shit story. No originality. Ooh look - the aliens are a bit like Native Americans in the late 1800s and ooh look the humans are a bit like the invading white American settlers moving out West. Ooh aren't we the clever little film makers?

Sweet Christ. How the fuck is this load of cuntwank the biggest most successful movie ever made??!!

Worst film I have ever seen and anyone that "loved" it is a fucking mongo retard cuntslop.

DB10GOONER wrote:Sweet Christ. How the fuck is this load of cuntwank the biggest most successful movie ever made??!!

Worst film I have ever seen and anyone that "loved" it is a fucking mongo retard cuntslop.

I really love the way the Irish people curse.

cusamano wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Sweet Christ. How the fuck is this load of cuntwank the biggest most successful movie ever made??!!

Worst film I have ever seen and anyone that "loved" it is a fucking mongo retard cuntslop.

I really love the way the Irish people curse.

Why thank you kind sir.

at last someone agrees with me, i though avatar was a pile of shite aswell, awful film like a comboy and indian film from the 50s but set on a different planet

DB10GOONER wrote:Avatar. I waited for all the hype and such bollocks to calm down and finally watched it the other night.

Well what a load of stinking, pointless, over-rated shite that was. Shit CGI. Shit script. Cardboard charactarisation. Every fucking cliche in the book. Shit story. No originality. Ooh look - the aliens are a bit like Native Americans in the late 1800s and ooh look the humans are a bit like the invading white American settlers moving out West. Ooh aren't we the clever little film makers?

Sweet Christ. How the fuck is this load of cuntwank the biggest most successful movie ever made??!!

Worst film I have ever seen and anyone that "loved" it is a fucking mongo retard cuntslop.

Haven't seen it, have no desire to see it, will never see it.
I had similar feelings after watching "the shawshank redemption" what a load of fucking sentimental tripe. Dreadfully acted out by Freeman and Robbins.

sums up why i haven't bothered to watch it...

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Excellent film and should get an Oscar for best actor and best supporting actor.Dramatic with a lot of humour which is based on King george V1 stammer and his voice therapist efforts to cure him.



Yeah, cowboy film which to the best of my recollection is far superior to the John Wayne version. Gritty and absorbing with some great acting.

I liked Avatar

Please don't call me names

watched 127 hours... bit drawn out but a good story and the end is when he goes to cut off his arm.

To Boomer what the film "Buried" is to claustrophobics...

the green hornet


great film

Watched this last night. One of those films I always heard good things about but never saw. Pretty decent overall but descends into a bit of a mindfuck towards the end. Penelope Cruz is lovely though, and she gets her kit off too!

corkbarry wrote:.
Excellent film and should get an Oscar for best actor and best supporting actor.Dramatic with a lot of humour which is based on King george V1 stammer and his voice therapist efforts to cure him....

Personally I found the film difficult to understand and thought it stuttered in places.

I Hate Hleb wrote:

corkbarry wrote:.
Excellent film and should get an Oscar for best actor and best supporting actor.Dramatic with a lot of humour which is based on King george V1 stammer and his voice therapist efforts to cure him....

Personally I found the film difficult to understand and thought it stuttered in places.

It sounds like a thriller - Does he cure him? Can he make that speech? Is he still an in-bred first against the wall *word censored*?

Find out, first....in a fucking history book!

our just cruel marc

I Hate Hleb wrote:

corkbarry wrote:.
Excellent film and should get an Oscar for best actor and best supporting actor.Dramatic with a lot of humour which is based on King george V1 stammer and his voice therapist efforts to cure him....

Personally I found the film difficult to understand and thought it stuttered in places.

Are you making a mmmmomocmmockery out of my review