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armchair supporter wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

armchair supporter wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

g88ner wrote:

armchair supporter wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out fantasising about MILFs?

northbank123 wrote:

g88ner wrote:

armchair supporter wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out fantasising about MILFs?

I started fantasising about MILFs but then started thinking of my mum as she goes to the vast majority of games. And now I am filled with shame, regret and confusion

g88ner wrote:

armchair supporter wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out thinking that an armchair needs a cushion and a cushion needs a cover and to sew that cover one would need a sewing machine?

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:673- Theoperator "if once playing for a club under a manager who still works their invalidates their opinion on said manager then supporters opinions are also invalid"...no

DB10GOONER wrote:

g88ner wrote:

armchair supporter wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

Am I the only one who read the first line of armchairs rant and zoned out thinking that an armchair needs a cushion and a cushion needs a cover and to sew that cover one would need a sewing machine?

Will the gayness never end for you, g88ner?

armchair wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

Number 5 wrote:

armchair wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

Satire right? Has to be. Or it's the most uneducated, uncaring drivel I've ever read.

Kids need a supporter son, a friendly one too. Not some bloke cunting them off cos they fucked something up.

Someone who's got their back and will cheer from first whistle to last.

From my experience, moms are the best for this.

And if their kids scores, the titties are bouncing up and down long after the net has stopped rippling.

Number 5 wrote:

armchair wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

Satire right? Has to be. Or it's the most uneducated, uncaring drivel I've ever read.

Kids need a supporter son, a friendly one too. Not some bloke cunting them off cos they fucked something up.

Someone who's got their back and will cheer from first whistle to last.

From my experience, moms are the best for this.

And if their kids scores, the titties are bouncing up and down long after the net has stopped rippling.

remigardeshair wrote:

Number 5 wrote:

armchair wrote:674 -"soccermoms"

Decided to take a jog around the local playing fields this morning after too many years of neglect and debauchery, beer, burgers and doughnuts. And to my absolute horror the amount of females there nearly made me ill - moreso than the jogging.

When I were 'lad there were zero soccermoms at these pitches on a saturday morning. Just the usual guys with the club and the hangers on - the ones who were shit at footie and couldnt make the subs even - all male.
Now these fuckin women are showing up with their pink wellies and with little hearts on and matching handbag. All accessorised with hat and scarf. Fucking morons.

If your lad needs a lift (was always able to get a lift somehow, always from a bloke without my mum having to go. ) stay ni the fucking car bitch. Listen to Graham Norton. Dont stand on the sideline spoutin bollox about something you know absolutely fuckall about.

Aaaaagh fuckin women at football! Fuck right off.
The only time I want to see a woman anywhere near football is when I'm dropping the kit off for a wash, picking it up the next week or at the end of season party if some slapper is suckin the team off round the back of the bar .

Satire right? Has to be. Or it's the most uneducated, uncaring drivel I've ever read.

Kids need a supporter son, a friendly one too. Not some bloke cunting them off cos they fucked something up.

Someone who's got their back and will cheer from first whistle to last.

From my experience, moms are the best for this.

And if their kids scores, the titties are bouncing up and down long after the net has stopped rippling.

Not in my experience - They usually miss any goals because they are updating facebook on their phones saying how cold they are.