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DB10GOONER wrote:

arseofacrow wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

Mind you there were some real cute Brazilian birds last night...at least I think they were female"?

Brazilian Gooner would know...btw where is our adams appleless little friend?

He'll be very busy with the sex tourists that are out there under the guise of football fans. All of the ladyboys out there will be super busy. The fact that "El Dwarfo" can accomodate many of the modern sex tourist's predilections (ladyboy, dwarf, shitting, pissing, anal prolapse etc) will have him in huge demand, the dirty little fucker.

Can't believe only one poster got the pun. I remember a time when that would have kicked off a massive pun fest.
This place has really gone to the dogs, big time.

Like your book mate, they probably gave up the will to live after reading the first fifty words.










WENGER OUT

that Jug Eared Twat of a scum *word censored* linneker.....smarmy utter *word censored*.....

Top Londoner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:Wenger In!

OBG OUT ed as a Wengerite.


WENGER OUT

Sorry I meant wenger out!

The cu*t who waves the oversized Arsenal flag anytime we score at the Emirates; how cheesy can you be?

Celebrate properly you ponce!

(Apologies if that cu*t happens to be one of you lot.)

666. Modern "soccer" fans at the world cup. The type of cuntahs that love being on camera and jump about waving at themselves on the big screen and can be spotted hugging and having fun with fans from other countries because "soccer" is just soooooo "in" right now. Wankers.

666.1. Also the fat middle aged arsehole dressed as a crusader in with the Ingerlish fans. Fancy dress at a football match. You utter utter wankbag. I bet you are just fucking great fun aren't you? Life and soul of the party. If the party is full of arseholes.

I assume that you won't be wearing your leprechaun outfit next time you come to the grove then!

SPUDMASHER wrote:I assume that you won't be wearing your leprechaun outfit next time you come to the grove then!

No just his normal clothes - both same size though.

me for making an effort and going for promotion. Need to make an effort to remember stuff. I have a memory as short as BG.

SPUDMASHER wrote:I assume that you won't be wearing your OneBardEwok outfit next time you come to the grove then!

It was you in the Crusader outfit wasn't it...?

storrmin571 wrote:me for making an effort and going for promotion. Need to make an effort to remember stuff. I have a memory as short as BG and now an arsehole as wide as the Mersey Tunnel.

storrmin571 wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:I assume that you won't be wearing your leprechaun outfit next time you come to the grove then!

No just his normal clothes - both same size though.

I paraphrase The Good the Bad and the Ugly;

"Hey - what's this?! One bastard goes in, two bastards come out!"

DB10GOONER wrote:

storrmin571 wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:I assume that you won't be wearing your leprechaun outfit next time you come to the grove then!

No just his normal clothes - both same size though.

I paraphrase The Good the Bad and the Ugly;

"Hey - what's this?! One bastard goes in, two bastards come out!"

Hang about, wasn't it the cheeky girls mum that said that

SPUDMASHER wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

storrmin571 wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:I assume that you won't be wearing your leprechaun outfit next time you come to the grove then!

No just his normal clothes - both same size though.

I paraphrase The Good the Bad and the Ugly;

"Hey - what's this?! One bastard goes in, two bastards come out!"

Hang about, wasn't it the cheeky girls mum that said that

On form today, Spuddy!

Jimmy Paedo evil *word censored* of a *word censored* saville !

SPUDMASHER wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

storrmin571 wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:I assume that you won't be wearing your leprechaun outfit next time you come to the grove then!

No just his normal clothes - both same size though.

I paraphrase The Good the Bad and the Ugly;

"Hey - what's this?! One bastard goes in, two bastards come out!"

Hang about, wasn't it the cheeky girls mum that said that