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Neatherlands =Unbeaten team through the tournament according to Van Gaal. Pens dont count apparrently

He and manure =match made in Heaven

Theoperator wrote:Neatherlands =Unbeaten team through the tournament according to Van Gaal. Pens dont count apparrently

He and manure =match made in Heaven

LOL, is that the kind of sh*t he spouts?

If so, United to have an unbeaten season this year - at least according to Van Gaal.

The Invincibles part 2 coming up, watch this space.

The C*nts who shot down the passenger plane over the Ukraine/Russian border, and the c*nts,(probably the same people),who are now,(according to Sky News),robbing the bodies of cash and credit cards. TOTAL UTTER C*NTS!!!

Rory Mc Ilroy, anyone see him snub the little Norn Iron lad after an autograph, he was to busy wanking himself off after he'd won some poxy golf thing, what a fucking prick

Almunia.

goonersid wrote:Rory Mc Ilroy, anyone see him snub the little Norn Iron lad after an autograph, he was to busy wanking himself off after he'd won some poxy golf thing, what a fucking prick

Amen. He's a jumped up little cuntwound (bit like FwankEwok in that! ) of the lowest order. He once had a very public pop at my brother in law because he was, God forbid, having a bit of a drunken laugh in a corporate entertainment area whilt McCuntahoop was practising his putting nearby. Prick. Glad to report my bro in law gave a good account of himself in the old "banter" department.

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:Rory Mc Ilroy, anyone see him snub the little Norn Iron lad after an autograph, he was to busy wanking himself off after he'd won some poxy golf thing, what a fucking prick

Amen. He's a jumped up little cuntwound (bit like FwankEwok in that! ) of the lowest order. He once had a very public pop at my brother in law because he was, God forbid, having a bit of a drunken laugh in a corporate entertainment area whilt McCuntahoop was practising his putting nearby. Prick. Glad to report my bro in law gave a good account of himself in the old "banter" department.

btw: did you know fwanks middle name is Gimli - aka: bandylegged orcocunto -

pray, do give us the details of the 'Banter' !

Miley Virus. Low rent brain dead piece of talentless shite.

Basically her only use is as a life support system for a vagina.

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:Rory Mc Ilroy, anyone see him snub the little Norn Iron lad after an autograph, he was to busy wanking himself off after he'd won some poxy golf thing, what a fucking prick

Amen. He's a jumped up little cuntwound (bit like FwankEwok in that! ) of the lowest order. He once had a very public pop at my brother in law because he was, God forbid, having a bit of a drunken laugh in a corporate entertainment area whilt McCuntahoop was practising his putting nearby. Prick. Glad to report my bro in law gave a good account of himself in the old "banter" department.

btw: did you know fwanks middle name is Gimli - aka: bandylegged orcocunto -

pray, do give us the details of the 'Banter' !

Well, let's just say I distinctly heard the phrases "fuck off you jumped up little cúnt" and "Do you want your stupid curly fucking head stuck up your hole?" and they weren't said in a middle class Northern Irish accent!

Sounds about right!

Almunia.

DB10GOONER wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:Rory Mc Ilroy, anyone see him snub the little Norn Iron lad after an autograph, he was to busy wanking himself off after he'd won some poxy golf thing, what a fucking prick

Amen. He's a jumped up little cuntwound (bit like FwankEwok in that! ) of the lowest order. He once had a very public pop at my brother in law because he was, God forbid, having a bit of a drunken laugh in a corporate entertainment area whilt McCuntahoop was practising his putting nearby. Prick. Glad to report my bro in law gave a good account of himself in the old "banter" department.

btw: did you know fwanks middle name is Gimli - aka: bandylegged orcocunto -

pray, do give us the details of the 'Banter' !

Well, let's just say I distinctly heard the phrases "fuck off you jumped up little cúnt" and "Do you want your stupid curly fucking head stuck up your hole?" and they weren't said in a middle class Northern Irish accent!

Middle class in Northern Ireland? Must be visiting from Cork.

Women's Rugby...a new fucking bandwagon hits Oirland...If you want dogs in sport go greyhound racing. Women's rugby, and the nations media and glory boys/girls breaking their necks to spout cliches about it.

Bradywasking wrote:Women's Rugby...a new fucking bandwagon hits Oirland...If you want dogs in sport go greyhound racing. Women's rugby, and the nations media and glory boys/girls breaking their necks to spout cliches about it.

Fuck me sideways. I arrived home from work last night to the spectacle of SlySports broadcasting this abysmal shit. How do you take a dreary shit "sport" like homo-erotic wrestling (or Rugby as some call it) and make it worse? Let women play it. Jaysus, there were fucking heffers on that pitch that had muscles in their shit. But hilariously the squeals out of them when they tackled each other reminded me of someone squashing mice with a hammer.

Right

No number, but can whoever mods the Ticket forum actually start deleting posts from people who do nothing to contribute to this forum other than signing up and requesting tickets? It's getting really fucking irksome seeing people go "LOL new poster but i'd love 5 tickets for me and my chums to go to Wembley pls "

Please just get rid of them. *word censored*