The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

[mcdowell42]

January transfer window only 119 days 2 hrs 43 mins away.

[OneBardGooner]

[VAVAVOOM 14]

January transfer window only 119 days 2 hrs 43 mins away.

Great.

That means in roughly 150 days from now, we'll have signed no one.

[DB10GOONER]

We might still sign a defender, Mario Yepes, 38 as a free agent.
Also based on DailyFail we can get Ronaldinho for free...

are you watching, Arsene.... FREE!

Unfortunatly that's only one of four boxes that need to be ticked, the other three being;

French
17 years old
A little bit shit.

[QuartzGooner]

I hope we do sign Yepes on a one year deal, rather he plays if needed than forcing a half-fit player to play.
We are scarily short of experience at centre back.

As much as I have hopes for Chambers and Hayden (though I see him more as a midfielder in the Gilberto mould) they are both teenagers.

[begeegs]

I hope we do sign Yepes on a one year deal, rather he plays if needed than forcing a half-fit player to play.
We are scarily short of experience at centre back.

As much as I have hopes for Chambers and Hayden (though I see him more as a midfielder in the Gilberto mould) they are both teenagers.

I agree with this. He wouldn't expect to play that much (if at all). We need another body. There are freebies out there who can come in for one year who aren't going to expect to really play much.

[OneBardGooner]

"Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is interested in Germany midfielders Marco Reus, 25, and Sami Khedira, 27, who play for Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid respectively." BBC Football

A tad late isn't it !???

[SPUDMASHER]

"Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is interested in Germany midfielders Marco Reus, 25, and Sami Khedira, 27, who play for Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid respectively." BBC Football

A tad late isn't it !???

Yeah, I saw that this morning.

If he was interested in them then why did he not do anything? I think that's just paper talk to be honest. There's nothing else to print in the gossip column now that the window has closed is there.

[TeeCee]

We're so desperate we may sign a 38 yo, rather than sign someone earlier when it was painfully obvious we had hardly any defenders after selling three and loaning one!! Who the fuck pulls Wonga up on these things?? Oh yeah.........no-one....

[DB10GOONER]

Thank fuck he's not a military commander. "Well we had three SAM sites to counter the bombers, but I sold two of them and loaned one to the navy. I will try to buy a pistol now from that shop that hardly ever has pistols available."

[green gooner]

Thank fuck he's not a military commander. "Well we had three SAM sites to counter the bombers, but I sold two of them and loaned one to the navy. I will try to buy a pistol now from that shop that hardly ever has pistols available."

And indeed just as Hitler did, he is putting his faith in teenagers for his defence while telling us all we can still win the war

[mcdowell42]

Arsene Wenger turned down the opportunity to sign Man City defender Micah Richards (talkSPORT)
2:13pm - 9 Sep 14

[augie]

Did anyone else get an e-mail from sexy Natalie yesterday ? Rodders will be well jealous

[Theoperator]

Did anyone else get an e-mail from sexy Natalie yesterday ? Rodders will be well jealous

Oh no, is she stuck in Nigeria as well

What is her account details Augie

[DB10GOONER]

Did anyone else get an e-mail from sexy Natalie yesterday ? Rodders will be well jealous

Oh no, is she stuck in Nigeria as well

What is her account details Augie

I'm still waiting my share of that $2,500,000 (former) General Mfobe Mstafembe promised me.