The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
afcforever wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote: Image
The biggest stink
Finally, you've posted something legible and approaching reality :lol: :wink:

Slight, but very important amendment there DB! :D :wink:

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Footballers who wear gloves,(apart from Goalkeepers).
Even bigger c*nts, Footballers who wear gloves with short sleeved shirts

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Useless, Clueless People Who Think They Can Manage The Arsenal.

WENKER YOUCUNT! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :cussing: :banghead: :censored: :cussing:

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I absolute detest Russell Brand. Think he's some kind of revisionary academic whereas all he's after is a cheap laugh.

I watched him on Question Time (which sadly has become a turd programme stacked with third-rate politicians) a while back and he was a joke. He sat there scratching his bollocks, utterly disinterested, until the question on drugs was raised and then he launched into some nonsensical rant which was more worthy of a sectioning than applause. After that he went back to scratching his bollocks, barring one more attack of verbal faeces about 'the establishment' etc etc that had left-wing hipsters everywhere wanking themselves silly.

Similarly he had a phenomenal opportunity when he appeared in front of the Select Committee about drug addiction last year. One of his many complaints - and one shared by just about everyone - is that politicians are so dissociated from the general public that they can't relate. As a former drug addict and influential figure in the public eye, Brand had a wonderful chance to share his unique perspective on drug addiction and shape social attitudes and legislation on drugs. Instead he viewed it as a chance for some stand-up comedy, and wasted his entire time there making quips about Theresa May's timekeeping and generally cracking jokes. Unsurprisingly the Select Committee seemed utterly contemptuous towards him and he pissed away a huge opportunity for a few cheap laughs, he can moan all he likes but he let those with genuine drug problems down that day and he doesn't have a fucking clue what he's on about.

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Arsene Bastard Wenker

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Peter Hill-Wood.

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Nina Bracewell-Smith.

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"Sir" John Chippendale "Chips" Lindley Keswick.

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Any other of our custodians who sold us down the fucking river. And Stan Kroekne. And Arsene Wenger. And Abou Diaby.

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Wenker.

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AKBS still pushing shit up hill. When you start shooting down their arguments then they don't respond. If he was that much of a god to them then why can't they put up a reasonable defence?


Looking forward to the day he goes so the blood letting can start. Like an episode of Game of Thrones. Image

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The solicitors representing Taylor Wimpey at my new house, had the date of completion moved 4 times now and still don't have a date to move in! Useless cnuts :evil:

And the usual suspects

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The solicitors representing Taylor Wimpey at my new house, had the date of completion moved 4 times now and still don't have a date to move in! Useless cnuts :evil:

And the usual suspects

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Why this isn't getting more coverage is beyond me. The sooner they lock these bastards up and throw away the key the better.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i- ... er-4636497

If you want to see the full history of this see http://www.exaronews.com/

It really is an appalling story. :evil:

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Chippy wrote:Why this isn't getting more coverage is beyond me. The sooner they lock these bastards up and throw away the key the better.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i- ... er-4636497

If you want to see the full history of this see http://www.exaronews.com/

It really is an appalling story. :evil:
:rubchin: Its obvious mate, cover up is the name of the game. Massive massive cover up, M15 sort of job one very strongly suspects :rubchin:

Totally and utterly sick.

I know of a source and Im pretty sure it was much bigger and more organised than is realised. Total total total and utter :censored: :censored:

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