THE NORTHBANKBREN TV SHOW THREAD

[DB10GOONER]

Fortitude.

Crapitude, more like.

Appalling. Awful. Basically, it's lovely expansive Arctic scenes ruined by hammy soap opera level acting and wooden dialogue that a retarded monkey would be ashamed to have written. Add in the cheap lazily-written cliched characters and you have a stinking pile of fucking shit.

Have Sky Atlantic ever shown anything that wasn't utter shite - with the sole exception of re-runs of The Sopranos?

[SPUDMASHER]

I've been watching True Detective whenever I am able to. Since it was shown I've recorded every episode on my sky box but as yet have only managed to watch 4 of them. Excellent stuff though!

I watched the first series of Broadchurch and enjoyed it, but this second series has gone off the boil completely.

As cheesy as it is I do like Blue Bloods!

[officepest]

Wolf Hall?

Dull material transposed to tele = "Mumble, mumble, mumble, Cardinal Wolsey. Mumble, mumble, mumble Henry VIII. Mumble, mumble, mumble."

Not impressed.

[flash gunner]

Anyone see the programme about the super brothel in Germany? There was a girl on there who was fairly pretty who worked as a whore they asked her how many boyfriends she'd had and she said 16 and how many clients she said 15,000 must be likE a wizards sleeve down below

[SPUDMASHER]

You still would though, wouldn't you.

[DB10GOONER]

Anyone see the programme about the super brothel in Germany? There was a girl on there who was fairly pretty who worked as a whore they asked her how many boyfriends she'd had and she said 16 and how many clients she said 15,000 must be likE a wizards sleeve down below

I'd say she doesn't go nude sunbathing anymore. If the wind got up at all, her flaps would sound like a round of applause!

[SPUDMASHER]

This is one of the nastiest things you will ever see.

Please don't look at this if you are easily offended and if any other mod thinks this is a step too far then please feel free to disable the link.

What it depicts isn't illegal but it sure is the single most disgusting sausage wallet you'll ever see.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b22_1422986532

[Yankee_Gooner_Dandee]

Black Sails. Really good pirate show. Maybe the only good pirate show? Lots of naked women having sex which is always a plus. Look it up. You can probably watch it on the popcorn time website.

[storrmin571]

Its on my Amazon list, still trying to catch up on Vikings

[Yankee_Gooner_Dandee]

Its on my Amazon list, still trying to catch up on Vikings

Im on season 2 of Vikings right now. I like it. Ragnar's wife is a fucking babe.

[GranadaJoe]

Wolf Hall?

Dull material transposed to tele = "Mumble, mumble, mumble, Cardinal Wolsey. Mumble, mumble, mumble Henry VIII. Mumble, mumble, mumble."

Not impressed.

I'm trying to watch it, I just wish someone would put the light on though.

[arseofacrow]

Anyone see the programme about the super brothel in Germany? There was a girl on there who was fairly pretty who worked as a whore they asked her how many boyfriends she'd had and she said 16 and how many clients she said 15,000 must be likE a wizards sleeve down below

I'm off out now.

[Yankee_Gooner_Dandee]

Black Sails - sex scenes are terrific! Lesbian pirates. What could be better?

[DB10GOONER]

Black Sails - sex scenes are terrific! Lesbian pirates. What could be better?

No. Way. Man.

Thank you, Baby Jebus. Thank you!!

[OneBardGooner]

Black Sails - sex scenes are terrific! Lesbian pirates. What could be better?

No. Way. Man.

Thank you, Baby Jebus. Thank you!!

They're Top Totty as well - No skinheaded tattoed Ming uggo ex- all in-wrestlers ex-bouncers allowed.....


So theen...Why are lesbian Pirates called Lesbian Pirates??


Coz they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well someone HAD To.