Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

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Gooner Jim
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Post by Gooner Jim »

My old man said be a Spurs fan;
I said bollocks you're a *word censored* (your a *word censored*);
I'd rather shit a bucket with a big hole in it,
then be a tottenham fan for just one minute...

Can be altered for any team
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northbankbren
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Post by northbankbren »

rip off or old hleb one but,

HE'S BLONDE HE'S QUICK HE'S TRICKY

HE LIKES TO TAKE THE MICKIE

HE'LL NEVER TAKE A SICKIE

HE'S ANDRAY ASHAVIN :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Post by DB10GOONER »

I think we had a version of this a few years ago but it might be nice to adapt it slightly just for this one game at Anfield, a tribute 20 years on and all;

We're all part of Georgie's army
We're all off to Liverpool
And we'll really shake them up
When we're winning two nil up
'Cause Georgie Graham's gonna win the league
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Post by rodders999 »

He came to us when Henry went……Eddie, Eddie
His arse is stapled to the bench……Eddie, Eddie
He’ll HAVE to come on in a bit
Coz Bendtner’s playing so fucking shit
Eduardo Da Silva
Arsenals (forgotten) No. 9
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Post by xDAVEYx »

rodders999 wrote:He came to us when Henry went……Eddie, Eddie
His arse is stapled to the bench……Eddie, Eddie
He’ll HAVE to come on in a bit
Coz Bendtner’s playing so fucking shit
Eduardo Da Silva
Arsenals (forgotten) No. 9
no one sings the fucking proper version at home so whats the point? :banghead: lol
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Post by CraigPollard »

Just found this online. Made me laugh. If its been posted before i apologise!

The neck scar proved he lost his head, Tevez Tevez,
You'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez Tevez,
You ugly twat, you Argie *word censored*,
They sewn your head on back to front,
Caaarlos Tevez, Herman Munster head!"
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worthing gooner
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Post by worthing gooner »

Simon and Garfunkels tune "Mrs Robinson"

"And here's to you Andrey Arshavin,
Gooners love you more than you would know.
Whoa Whoa Whoa
God bless you please Andrey Arshavin,
Heaven holds a place for the way you play,
Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey"

Any changes would be welcome or just go with it.

AFC
C'mon
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Post by jaggygooner »

THE SIMPLE ONES ARE THE BEST.....THE SKY SPORTS DARTS SONG FOR ANDREY DA DA DA DA DA .....DA DA DA DA DA AR...SHAV...IN



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg6Mx6VKC44




AR...SHAV...IN
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Post by safcftm »

sunderland sing similar about middlesbrough but, as it can be easily adapted i figured id put an arsenal version up:

My old man, said be an Arsenal fan
And don't dilly dally on the way,
Off went the coach with the gooners in it,
We took Tottenham, in half a minute
Oh we dillied, we dallied,
We fucked them in the allys,
Na na na na na na ooooohhhhhhhh,
If you havent got a scarf, with arsenal on it
Then you wont find your way home
Arsenal (clap clap clap) Arsenal (clap clap clap)
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Man Utd Park song

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Park, Park, Wherever You May Be (tune of 'Lord Of The Dance') a rendition of the Park song


Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!
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Amended version

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Park, Park, Wherever You May Be (tune of 'Lord Of The Dance') a rendition of the Park song

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Spurs twat,
Smoking crack in your council flat!

or amended version , your thoughts lol
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Post by skipper »

My Irish mate at work came up with this:

I went to the pub the other night
My mate said to me: "I saw new Ian Wright"
I said to him: "Surely not!"
He said his name is Theo Wallcott

Theo Wallcott Theo Wallcott

:barscarf:
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

skipper wrote:My Irish mate at work came up with this:

I went to the pub the other night
My mate said to me: "I saw new Ian Right"
I said to him: "Surely not!"
He said his name is Theo Wallcott

Theo Wallcott Theo Wallcott

:barscarf:
:shock:

Tell your mate he spelt his name rong!
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Post by skipper »

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
skipper wrote:My Irish mate at work came up with this:

I went to the pub the other night
My mate said to me: "I saw new Ian Right"
I said to him: "Surely not!"
He said his name is Theo Wallcott

Theo Wallcott Theo Wallcott

:barscarf:
:shock:

Tell your mate he spelt his name rong!
Whoops :banghead: ...apologies, mistake corrected... :barscarf:
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Post by jacko-arsnl2 »

CraigPollard wrote:Just found this online. Made me laugh. If its been posted before i apologise!

The neck scar proved he lost his head, Tevez Tevez,
You'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez Tevez,
You ugly twat, you Argie c**t,
They sewn your head on back to front,
Caaarlos Tevez, Herman Munster head!"
i got a mate who is a big city fan and is always singing this one
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