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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My dyslexia must have kicked in cos I read this thread as "The horrible speedos" and a horrific vision flashed before me of DB and spuddy on a beach in bright yellow budgie smugglers

I have actually used Spuddy as a budgie smuggler. Though tbh in my case he was used as a Condor smuggler.

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My dyslexia must have kicked in cos I read this thread as "The horrible speedos" and a horrific vision flashed before me of DB and spuddy on a beach in bright yellow budgie smugglers

I have actually used Spuddy as a budgie smuggler. Though tbh in my case he was used as a Condor smuggler.

Poor old Spudster

northbank123 wrote:Those miserable pricks on the side of the Tour de France who think it's okay to throw punches and piss at Sky riders because they're pissed off that no French *word censored* has won it for three decades.

Personally I would rather stick needles in my eyes than watch a stage

that's exactly what they do so that you can watch a stage, you ungrateful bastard

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My dyslexia must have kicked in cos I read this thread as "The horrible speedos" and a horrific vision flashed before me of DB and spuddy on a beach in bright yellow budgie smugglers

I have actually used Spuddy as a budgie smuggler. Though tbh in my case he was used as a Condor smuggler.

Poor old Spudster

He's tried almost everything to get me to touch his cock! Suggesting I pretended to be his swimming trunks is just one of a long line of lame efforts.




bloody poof!

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My dyslexia must have kicked in cos I read this thread as "The horrible speedos" and a horrific vision flashed before me of DB and spuddy on a beach in bright yellow budgie smugglers

I have actually used Spuddy as a budgie smuggler. Though tbh in my case he was used as a Condor smuggler.

Poor old Spudster

He loved it!

SPUDMASHER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My dyslexia must have kicked in cos I read this thread as "The horrible speedos" and a horrific vision flashed before me of DB and spuddy on a beach in bright yellow budgie smugglers

I have actually used Spuddy as a budgie smuggler. Though tbh in my case he was used as a Condor smuggler.

Poor old Spudster

He's tried almost everything to get me to touch his cock! Suggesting I pretended to be his swimming trunks is just one of a long line of lame efforts.




bloody poof!

You loved it!

DB10GOONER wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My dyslexia must have kicked in cos I read this thread as "The horrible speedos" and a horrific vision flashed before me of DB and spuddy on a beach in bright yellow budgie smugglers

I have actually used Spuddy as a budgie smuggler. Though tbh in my case he was used as a Condor smuggler.

Poor old Spudster

He's tried almost everything to get me to touch his cock! Suggesting I pretended to be his swimming trunks is just one of a long line of lame efforts.




bloody poof!

You loved it!

Well.....did you Spudster

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:


Well.....did you Spudster

He had a massive wide-on.

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:


Well.....did you Spudster

He had a massive wide-on.

Thats a worse image than the yellow speedos, now I've got visions of Papa Smurf smashing poor old Hefty Smurfs back door in

The absolute American dentist who killed that Lion on a "Hunt" in Zimbabwe. By "hunt" he means shooting an animal with a crossbow,then following it for 40 hours before shooting it in the head!
Ironic that HUNT rhymes with the very word that describes him, and all the others who participate in this cowardly bollocks!

Rugby Gooner wrote:The absolute American dentist who killed that Lion on a "Hunt" in Zimbabwe. By "hunt" he means shooting an animal with a crossbow,then following it for 40 hours before shooting it in the head!
Ironic that HUNT rhymes with the very word that describes him, and all the others who participate in this cowardly bollocks!

Agreed, these people disturb me. They revel in taking away life and I just find it sick.

I did read an interesting article though. They basically said that although it's difficult for most people to understand why people would want to kill a lion, elephant, tiger, etc. the very fact that they pay crazy high prices to do so (the dentist paid £35k apparently) actually protects lions from being exterminated as pests by local people who would, if not for the high price for hunters, have little reason to keep these animals alive.

No idea if that's true or not, but thought it was interesting.

Obviously it appears that Cecil the lion was lured away from a national park, so the above doesn't really apply to him.

g88ner wrote:

Rugby Gooner wrote:The absolute American dentist who killed that Lion on a "Hunt" in Zimbabwe. By "hunt" he means shooting an animal with a crossbow,then following it for 40 hours before shooting it in the head!
Ironic that HUNT rhymes with the very word that describes him, and all the others who participate in this cowardly bollocks!

Agreed, these people disturb me. They revel in taking away life and I just find it sick.

I did read an interesting article though. They basically said that although it's difficult for most people to understand why people would want to kill a lion, elephant, tiger, etc. the very fact that they pay crazy high prices to do so (the dentist paid £35k apparently) actually protects lions from being exterminated as pests by local people who would, if not for the high price for hunters, have little reason to keep these animals alive.

No idea if that's true or not, but thought it was interesting.

Obviously it appears that Cecil the lion was lured away from a national park, so the above doesn't really apply to him.

I'm a bit torn on this issue. I'm a shooter but I only target shoot in a controlled environment at a gun club as my old man taught me you should never shoot any animal you are not going to eat. He used to hunt wild boar for meat with a Butcher mate of his in the Aussie outback in the 70's and he loved hunting, but justified it because the animal was killed quickly and used for food.

So whilst I abhor hunting for recreation or "sport" purposes, I wouldn't condemn hunting par se.

The cúnt that shot the lion for fun is just that; a cúnt.

If you wish to shoot for sport then what’s wrong with target or clay pigeon shooting? If you aren’t going to eat the animal you kill and you shoot it ‘for fun’ then you are, in fact, a *word censored*.

Plus, in this case, the animal was lured away from its reservation only to be wounded by an arrow and tracked for days before it was killed, skinned and decapitated. It’s a throwback to 1850.

I propose a new sport: Let's Hunt and Kill Fat American Dentists.

officepest wrote: I propose a new sport: Let's Hunt and Kill Fat American Dentists.

Almunia

*edited by Chippy. Just to be clear this thread is about people we don't like. I am sure there is no implication that Almunia is a paedo.*