The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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645.

ihh for proving that drugs does damage the braincells :wink:

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646. Whatshisface (....erm....I've forgotten his name :oops:) - for claiming that cannabis damages your braincells and affects your memory!! :roll: :roll: *word censored*!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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647. *word censored* who use hands-free phones whilst walking down the street, and then have the audacity to look at you as if you're a fucking idiot for thinking he was talking to you! :banghead:

Incidently, the question he asked on his 'hands-free' was "do you smoke?", to which I replied "no, sorry" (assuming he was gonna ask me for a light :roll: ).... he then stops, looks at me as if I've just shit on the pavement, and says "eh? not you mate [he's smirking now]... I'm on the phone". "Oh", I replied and walked off feeling like a tit.

*word censored* :x

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g88ner wrote:647. c**ts who use hands-free phones whilst walking down the street, and then have the audacity to look at you as if you're a fucking idiot for thinking he was talking to you! :banghead:

Incidently, the question he asked on his 'hands-free' was "do you smoke?", to which I replied "no, sorry" (assuming he was gonna ask me for a light :roll: ).... he then stops, looks at me as if I've just shit on the pavement, and says "eh? not you mate [he's smirking now]... I'm on the phone". "Oh", I replied and walked off feeling like a tit.

c**t :x
Sorry mate but thats made me laugh, its a funny story :lol:

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648. Tit's walking down the street whilst you're on your hands-free phone talking, and then look round as if you're talking to them..... *word censored* (Nosey *word censored*... ) :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :lol:

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Touche, Frank! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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649. That fucking bitch again, that fucking slag on the fucking cuntwhacking fucking train home that JUST HAS TO fucking ring her fucking impotent small cocked fucking househusband arsehole boyfriend on her fucking mobile at the top of her fucking bastard voice and then after yapping to the dizzy c*nt for 45 minutes like a schoolgirl after her first fucking she fucking finishes with "See you in 5 minutes"!!!!!!

YOU FUCKING BITCH - SHUT FUCKING UP - I WANT TO FUCKING READ!!!

CUNTAH!!!

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650. my girlfriend for yapping to me on the phone for 45 fucking minutes when i've got stuff to do. fucking *word censored* shouting as well, I can hear you bitch, you don't have to shout just because you're on the fucking train. and get this at the end she says see you in 5 minutes. cuntah.

651. DB10 for calling me an impotent small cocked house husband.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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651. The company I work for having their financial year from Janurary to December. Whilst every other fucker is winding down for Christmas we are running round like wankers!

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652. DB10Gooner

For lying and making out that he can read (see 649).

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marcengels wrote:652. DB10Gooner

For lying and making out that he can read (see 649).

:roll: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Allow me to retort;

653. marcangels for services to cuntdom like the above! :lol: :wink:

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654. Ramon. . . . cut and paste king :banghead:

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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:650. my girlfriend for yapping to me on the phone for 45 fucking minutes when i've got stuff to do. fucking c**t shouting as well, I can hear you bitch, you don't have to shout just because you're on the fucking train. and get this at the end she says see you in 5 minutes. cuntah.

651. DB10 for calling me an impotent small cocked house husband.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quality work UFG! 8)

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655. Frank he hasnt been listed on this page yet

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