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MutleyGooner wrote:I bet she has got one hell of an overgrown 70's style bush None of this neatly trimmed lady garden stuff, full on organic allotment.
Worse, I'd say she has a hairy arsehole too...
Still would, mind. Even now she's 89 years old.
54yrs of age mate....learn to count will ya! ...and that goes for your kunting thread counting (lack of) too!
MutleyGooner wrote:I bet she has got one hell of an overgrown 70's style bush None of this neatly trimmed lady garden stuff, full on organic allotment.
Worse, I'd say she has a hairy arsehole too...
Still would, mind. Even now she's 89 years old.
54yrs of age mate....learn to count will ya! ...and that goes for your kunting thread counting (lack of) too!
9653. OneGinge. Doesn't know the difference between a thread and a post.
MutleyGooner wrote:I bet she has got one hell of an overgrown 70's style bush None of this neatly trimmed lady garden stuff, full on organic allotment.
Worse, I'd say she has a hairy arsehole too...
Still would, mind. Even now she's 89 years old.
54yrs of age mate....learn to count will ya! ...and that goes for your kunting thread counting (lack of) too!
9653. OneGinge. Doesn't know the difference between a thread and a post.
MutleyGooner wrote:I bet she has got one hell of an overgrown 70's style bush None of this neatly trimmed lady garden stuff, full on organic allotment.
Worse, I'd say she has a hairy arsehole too...
Still would, mind. Even now she's 89 years old.
54yrs of age mate....learn to count will ya! ...and that goes for your kunting thread counting (lack of) too!
9653. OneGinge. Doesn't know the difference between a thread and a post.
Or his arse and his elbow. According to Fwank.
That must make having sex - not to mention doing a shit and testing the warm of the bath water - a bit awkward eh?
MutleyGooner wrote:I bet she has got one hell of an overgrown 70's style bush None of this neatly trimmed lady garden stuff, full on organic allotment.
Worse, I'd say she has a hairy arsehole too...
Still would, mind. Even now she's 89 years old.
54yrs of age mate....learn to count will ya! ...and that goes for your kunting thread counting (lack of) too!
9653. OneGinge. Doesn't know the difference between a thread and a post.
Or his arse and his elbow. According to Fwank.
That must make having sex - not to mention doing a shit and testing the warm of the bath water - a bit awkward eh?
Out of those 3 things you listed he only does one regularly. And THAT involves a strap-on, a tub of KY Jelly and a Rugger Bugger called Jeffrey!
None of this neatly trimmed lady garden stuff, full on organic allotment.
...and that goes for your kunting thread counting (lack of) too! 
