The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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The Crunty fuckiing celtic fans who insulted the minutes silence at the weekend. If you don't like Britain,fair enough, that is your opinion,(which you are entitled to thanks to the people who died in the two World Wars,and other conflicts),to defend our freedoms. But if you hate us,and what we stand for so much, FUCK OFF and live somewhere else! The same goes for the muslims complaining about people wearing Poppies that we heard on the Tube on the way to the N.L.D. on Sunday....FUCK OFF!!!!! :twisted:

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Rugby Gooner wrote:The Crunty fuckiing celtic fans who insulted the minutes silence at the weekend. If you don't like Britain,fair enough, that is your opinion,(which you are entitled to thanks to the people who died in the two World Wars,and other conflicts),to defend our freedoms. But if you hate us,and what we stand for so much, FUCK OFF and live somewhere else! The same goes for the muslims complaining about people wearing Poppies that we heard on the Tube on the way to the N.L.D. on Sunday....FUCK OFF!!!!! :twisted:
Amen. (oops - hope that hasn't upset any Muslims!) :-P :wink:

The whole bitter bastard sectarian thing between Rangers and Celtic is fucking moronic.

In relation to Rugby's post, I've always said if you live in a country and earn money in that country then at least respect the traditions and culture of that country. Or fuck off somewhere else you cúnts. 8) Those wankers that were walking the streets imposing Sharia law in London should be fucked out of the UK. :x

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Agreed - just as the same applies to that fucking idiot who got banged up for smashing back home-made wine in Saudi Arabia. Don't like it - don't live there!

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These "CUNTSS"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34790804

Makes horrifying reading so beware .

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Which ever group is responsible for the Paris attacks.

Hopefully they will meet a platoon from the Foreign Legion tonight and get their horoscopes read.

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Rats from next doors decking coming into our house through cavity wall and then dying in attic. Horrible things and they stink.

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The Media!,(and non-English football fans).
The usual default setting for them,(and the general football population), is that English football fans are the "Scourge of Europe",Scum, Racist hooligans,etc.
So don't now turn us into the Bastions of democracy,and the upholders of freedom!
We know what you all really think of us!
I was offered a ticket for tonight but refused,as I didn't want to be a part of the hypocracy that is currently going on regarding England fans!
You all hate us, at least stay true to your opinions, we respect that more!

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Double bubble.



WENGER OUT.
MORE CHANCE HE WILL BE KNIGHTED BEFORE HE LEAVES.
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Top Londoner wrote:The three pissed up 50+y/o wankers who goaded my mate after walking back from the pub two weeks ago.
He chased them and got tripped up by one, headbutted a wall and is now paralysed, laying in Addenbrookes hospital.
Visiting him was the most difficult thing I have done. The poor sod is only 42.
Fucking waste.


My mate is now on solid foods. I say solids, but it mashed up stuff. He can speak without an assisted voice box.
He's been moved to Sheffield. Apparently they're second to none with their facilities for quadraplegics.
He is in good spirits, and has made some friends.
He will be there for at least two years, but he is very optimistic that one day, he will become wheelchair bound.
It's difficult for family and mates to be there with him regularly, but he's made up that folk on this forum offered support.
Cheers lads for that.
Gooners are great. fact

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Some positive news for him, no matter how small.

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Justin Welby, a.k.a. Archbishop of Canterbury.

He seems a decent bloke in general, but he has announced that the Paris attacks led him to question his faith!
Should we take it therefore that the dozens of wars, hundreds of bombings, child abuse, disease, infant mortality, natural disasters etc haven't led him to this doubt?

Also, I've not heard how the story ended. Did he decide that Paris was God working in mysterious ways? Or that it'll probably be OK in the end? That in the Faith Top Trumps series Allah always beats God for pointless violence? Or maybe that his god doesn't exist, because if he does exist he clearly doesn't give a shit!

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Of course God exists. :roll:







































And his name is Denis Bergkamp..... :D :wink: :barscarf:

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So Justin Welby has doubts about Bergkamp. The bastard!

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Wenker

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Ant & Dec - not funny geordie dwarves. Simon Cowell arse kissers. With all the poisonous man eating types in that fucking jungle not one of them has tried to eat those two colossal shit birds, parasitic clunges. Fuck off. :banghead:

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