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Ant & Dec??/ Fucking talentless fucktardcunts....best part of them ran down their whoremothers legs when they left her axewound at birth...



Uber Cuntts - Amazon.co.uk = Useless retarded spasmo cuntts...

This piece of subhuman shit. Die in agony you sick fucker;

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/world/isi ... &ocid=iehp

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He's a pwapa cunnt

Yaya Toure - the guy is unbelievable. Genuinely think that the bloke is one of the most talented players to have graced the PL and he wins them games by just bothering to turn up for 5 or 10 minutes but he is also one of the most petulant pricks to have graced these shores.

If he spent half the time he currently spends complaining about how badly-treated and underrated he is working on his game instead he could arguably be the best CM in the world, even at his age.

northbank123 wrote:Yaya Toure - the guy is unbelievable. Genuinely think that the bloke is one of the most talented players to have graced the PL and he wins them games by just bothering to turn up for 5 or 10 minutes but he is also one of the most petulant pricks to have graced these shores.

If he spent half the time he currently spends complaining about how badly-treated and underrated he is working on his game instead he could arguably be the best CM in the world, even at his age.

His comments were petulant and disgraceful- it's all ME, ME, ME with him.

However, buy the fat fucker a cake and all is foregiven.

Jeremy Corbyn. Says the West should negotiate with IS and questioned the legality of the killing of Mohammed Emwazi (“Jihadi John”) in a US airstrike.

Go fuck yourself Corbyn you loony lefty fucking hippy cuntwad. Get back to your council allotment and tend to your marrows you scruffy dizzy fuckpig.

DB10GOONER wrote:Jeremy Corbyn. Says the West should negotiate with IS and questioned the legality of the killing of Mohammed Emwazi (“Jihadi John”) in a US airstrike.

Go fuck yourself Corbyn you loony lefty fucking hippy cuntwad. Get back to your council allotment and tend to your marrows you scruffy dizzy fuckpig.

Unfortunately, I live in that wanker's constituency. Which makes my vote totally fucking useless as the fucker always gets voted in. The safest MP seat in the country, 33 years and counting

If the corrupt shower of bastards who call themselves the British Government allowed proportional representation, it might be worth fucking voting. Then again, if voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. Treacherous bastards!

Guy Fawkes for PM!

Companies, some seem legit, sending me emails that go to my junk folder telling me that I owe them money!!!! One was from Australia. Today I got one from the 'Daily Mail' telling me that she was taking over my account and it is overdue by £360!!!! (I didn't open it by the way, I can hover the cursor over the email to read it - very useful!)

Phil "My Nose has it's own postcode" Thompson, for taking the lord's name in vain by declaring that dele ali's goal was "Dennis Bergkampesque". Thou Shalt not call a goal scored by a cuntbucket who plays for the scum a Bergkampesque goal.

Burn the sinner alive

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Phil "My Nose has it's own postcode" Thompson, for taking the lord's name in vain by declaring that dele ali's goal was "Dennis Bergkampesque". Thou Shalt not call a goal scored by a cuntbucket who plays for the scum a Bergkampesque goal.

Burn the sinner alive

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Phil "My Nose has it's own postcode" Thompson, for taking the lord's name in vain by declaring that dele ali's goal was "Dennis Bergkampesque". Thou Shalt not call a goal scored by a cuntbucket who plays for the scum a Bergkampesque goal.

Burn the sinner alive

^^^THIS^^^ Big nosed ****.

Bergkamp IS God and none shall take his name in vain especially some thievingscousecunt.

Sean wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Jeremy Corbyn. Says the West should negotiate with IS and questioned the legality of the killing of Mohammed Emwazi (“Jihadi John”) in a US airstrike.

Go fuck yourself Corbyn you loony lefty fucking hippy cuntwad. Get back to your council allotment and tend to your marrows you scruffy dizzy fuckpig.

Unfortunately, I live in that wanker's constituency. Which makes my vote totally fucking useless as the fucker always gets voted in. The safest MP seat in the country, 33 years and counting

If the corrupt shower of bastards who call themselves the British Government allowed proportional representation, it might be worth fucking voting. Then again, if voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. Treacherous bastards!

Guy Fawkes for PM!

I bet he chant's "There's only one..." too,

Me.

For not posting anything for over 3 years.....

RossieGooner wrote:Me.

For not posting anything for over 3 years.....

WTF??!! I thought you'd died or something!!



Welcome back RG.

DB10GOONER wrote:

RossieGooner wrote:Me.

For not posting anything for over 3 years.....

WTF??!! I thought you'd died or something!!



Welcome back RG.

Yep, welcome back mate.

Nothing's changed.