The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[Sean]

The absolute cunnt who cloned my bank card and used it in America through the early hours this morning

Luckily my bank are sorting it

I feel your pain, mate. Had my MBNA credit card cloned a few years back, about a week or 2 before Xmas too. Have to say MBNA were brilliant. They spotted the 2 "test" transactions that the thieving bastards generally try, and contacted me to ask if I'd made the purchases because they were so far outside my normal spending pattern. They deleted the card, refunded the money to me and Fed Ex'd a new card out to me within 24 hours. Brilliant service.

I had a good idea which shop it got cloned in too - I clearly remembered this little cúnt swiping the card behind the counter and then saying "oh that didn't take, I'll just do it again". When I asked the MBNA guy if they could confirm it off the record he said "no, because of possible vigilante style retribution".

He seemed to know me very well tbh...

The scary thing is that as it is a contactless card (great idea, but ripe for fraud like this), some fucker can just stand next to you and clone it. I usually use the card myself on any card-reader, so fuck knows how else it could have happened

There were several other transactions that didn't get through, including one I made at a new Sainsburys near me. I okayed that one when on the phone with the fraud team Sunday morning. My bank has also dealt with it pretty well. Luckily I'm a canny fucker who draws out cash each month, so I could just about live without my card which arrived yesterday (just two days later). I've just christened my new card by having steak and chips after work. Plus, I have just found tonight that they have refunded me the full £116.40, including foreign transaction charges, that was ripped off so I haven't lost a penny. I hope they catch the bastards.

There is one pain in the arse though; the wanker used it at the Syrup's place - Walmart!

A couple of years ago some *word censored* who lived above me tried to take out a bunch of stuff after lifting my mail. Dense wanker had everything sent to my address though and gave his phone number on his applications. How we laughed about later.

He was Nigerian; which I found strange, as they're not usually associated with this kind of caper.

Shome mishtake shurely?

sheeeeeeeeeeeet...Not gonna use that any more...

Well I have since that there are ways to protect your card; cover it in foil or get a 'bouncer card' holder. I'll probably do that eventually.

[OneBardGooner]

[Henry Norris 1913]

anyone who keeps up with this fucking charade that wenger can choose when he goes. spouted by armchair fans and privileged pundits that get paid thousands to enjoy corporate hospitality at our club. your opinion means fuck all

[OneBardGooner]

Agree 100%

[storrmin571]

meerkats touts and all the other friends of the great dictator.

[DB10GOONER]

Wenger.

[Nos89]

The absolute *word censored* who stole my bin because they put their one out late on collection date...one of my frucking neighbours

[arseofacrow]

The absolute *word censored* who stole my bin because they put their one out late on collection date...one of my frucking neighbours

You must live in Dublin.

[Bradywasking]

David Beckham... Our club has nothing got to do with you, you want to talk attention seeking, Try talking to a talent-less singer and wannabe wag.. I'm sure you know one.

[Henry Norris 1913]

TBD to Beckham, he once trained with us and must have been close to wenger for a couple of weeks.

Just another celeb pundit sticking up for a mate. Still a *word censored* of course

[Nos89]

The absolute *word censored* who stole my bin because they put their one out late on collection date...one of my frucking neighbours

You must live in Dublin.

I wish...

[OneBardGooner]

Microsoft are Uber CUNNTTS of the first order - They keep trying to get people who are still using Windows7 or Windows 8.1 to change to Windows 10...But what they do not tell those people is if they do install Windows 10 - The Windows Media drops ALL your fucking music - So if you have older stuff on there that you do not hve backed up on one of the Cloud susyems or have the actual CD's - you are FUCKKED.

They are now 'hiding' the up-grade for Windows 10 in any regular Windows 7 or 8.1 Upgrades under:

GWX.exe and/or KB3035583 update. - These are the update codes for anyone using Microsoft Secirity Essentials (which a lot of people use - as their security system because it is supposedly 'Free') - Free my sweaty gonads...

Microsoft have been challenged over this and so they say (sneaky barstewards) that in agreeing to the terms of downloading and installing Security Essentials - the user 'agrees to further un-announced up-dates from the Microsoft Corporation' - They have further stated:

"“As part of our effort to bring Windows 10 to existing genuine Windows 7 and Windows 8.1 customers, the Windows 10 upgrade may appear as an optional update in the Windows Update (WU) control panel. This is an intuitive and trusted place people go to find Recommended and Optional updates to Windows. In the recent Windows update, this option was checked as default; this was a mistake and we are removing Windows 10 from Windows Update for users that have not reserved a copy of Windows 10.”

However, as often and as much as you try to remove the up-date GWX.exe and/or KB3035583 it still keeps loading itself as part of their Security Essential Daily Up-dates...

If any one else keeps getting that fuckingg annoying Windows10 'pop up' this is how to get rid....

Go To Start - then Control Panel - Then - Latest Up-Dates- they appear chronologically - then look for GWX.exe and/or KB3035583 Simply Un=install - However it will come back (hidden within) the next up-date, which means you will need to dump/un-install Windows security Essentials and use another security/ant-virus/malware...

Microsoft = Sneaky/Dirty CUNTTS!


ps; ESAD Microsoft.

[Chippy]

Been on 10 for months and still have all my music. Waitrose doing a deal on tin foil for the hats...

[OneBardGooner]

I didn't know you could convert 78RPM's onto a PC.


Huh! I bet you didn't get to keep all your photo's & Gif's of Unicorns though did you!? Huh yeah So..there Mr 78RPM.

[Chippy]

I didn't know you could convert 78RPM's onto a PC.


Huh! I bet you didn't get to keep all your photo's & Gif's of Unicorns though did you!? Huh yeah So..there Mr 78RPM.

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