Taking The Missus Up.....

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:23 am

gdgd, glad u both loved i endded up in the gunners before the game, didnt go in after as i got work 2day so couldnt ave to many, and glad to hear the missus got into it, and gaynor well i wish i was there now,

lol.

neway speak to u later as im heading off to the office

in spudland

Post by **REB** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:09 am

good stuff gus,, sounds like a great day,, im jealous..

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:10 am

I did a sensible thing for once in my life and booked today off!

Hangover central! However good memories of yesterday are helping and Im pissing myself laughing at the Away Boyz CD!

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:24 am

Well done Gus - or should that be commiserations?
Either way, you have proven to fellow gooners that the way to show the girlfriend/mrs you love her, is to take her up the Arse!!

Just as long as you remember to apply a liberal does of lubrication before-hand, she is certain to enjoy it and will definately have a good time!!

You do realise though Gus, now that she's hooked on being taken up the Arse, she probably wants to come more often (ooh, er!

) And that soon could become a real pain in the bottom!!

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:29 am

gus ceasar is a legend, where did you get the away boys cd from.

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:43 am

From The Gunners pub young Ben!

Strictly out of bounds for you Im afraid!

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:57 am

OH no, im heart broken, can you get it online by any chance.

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:54 am

Mr ECD

Thank you for showing such a keen interest in my other halfs first time up the arse.

She is now quite a fan of it herself and would like to be taken up there every Satuday although I have expalined that this is just not possible. I have suggested that taking her only a couple of times a year keeps it exciting. However I have said I will suprise her and take her up there again when shes not expecting it!

She has mentioned going up the Arse with some of the members of this forum but Ive told her they would have to pay for her and also that I dont want that kind of relationship!

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:59 am

Ben-gooner, try Limewire, should have it somewhere on there.

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:03 pm

I have to say I always go with my wife and never have a problem in fact, her interest is such that for our wedding anniversary and numerous birthdays, I have two signed and framed shirts, a signed ball and she is in the process of getting me Dennis Bergkamps boots signed by the great man himself. She has also, somehow, been able to download the mad dutch commentary for his goal against Argentina and I can have it as a ring tone!! She is a quality bird, sings all the songs, refused to do the mexican wave as 'we are not fucking Watford', swears like a good un during the game but never swears in any other part of her life, has breasts, frets that the scum might become better than us one day,has breasts, ordered her car in specific Arsenal red (took the shirt to the showroom) has a Gunnersaurus air freshener, only buys Arsenal mugs so when people come over it is drink from that or dont drink at all, re-arranged the magnetic letters on our fridge to 'wankers' when Manure beat us 2-4 at highbury, has breasts and every time we go to a game she spends a pretty fortune on me in the shop. Also I dont know if I mentioned but she has breasts.

It is not difficult to see why I married her.

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:24 pm

Sorry guys, but I'm definitely part of the Old School way of thinking, in that I would never take 'er indoors to football matches.
Its far too modern a concept for me to entertain.
The last time I took a girl up the arsenal (snigger) was 1987.

Never again.

Don't get me wrong though, I'm all for the Female of the species attending games.
maybe we could put them in the Wives and Girlfriends enclosure.
Or even dedicate an area of the ground for them, we could call it
'The Female Quadrant'.

Who's with me ?

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:30 pm

Hagbard at the start of this thread I did enquire if there was a "Doris Park" feature incorporated into the design of the ground!

I appreciate that taking your girl up the Arse is not everybodys cup of tea and from what I know the majority of girls dont wanna be taken up there anyhow!

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:02 pm

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Mr ECD

Thank you for showing such a keen interest in my other halfs first time up the arse.

She is now quite a fan of it herself and would like to be taken up there every Satuday although I have expalined that this is just not possible. I have suggested that taking her only a couple of times a year keeps it exciting. However I have said I will suprise her and take her up there again when shes not expecting it!

She has mentioned going up the Arse with some of the members of this forum but Ive told her they would have to pay for her and also that I dont want that kind of relationship!

To DBrien -

And of course, DBrien's wife -

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:13 pm

Thanks for the advice ram.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:10 pm

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:..I appreciate that taking your girl up the Arse is not everybodys cup of tea and from what I know the majority of girls dont wanna be taken up there anyhow!

THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE ANY CHOICE IN THE MATTER!!

Taking The Missus Up.....

WOMEN GET A BUM RAP!!