The Official 12-13 Arsenal Prediction Thread

[Blood_Gooner]

Sell Bacary Sagna
Season starts with Arsene's contract extension and the mother of all BBQs
Signs Aubyemang or whatever his name his, Sanogo and a promising 17 year old Korean winger
A glorious 3-2 aggregate win over Pacos de Ferreira in the CL qualifier
Six game unbeaten start to the Pl season
Lose 1-2 to Chelsea
Suffer multiple injuries
Have another shit November
Fall 25 points behind Manchester United
Lose to Port Vale in League Cup quarter final
Recover a bit in January
Get dicked by Barcelona in CL Last 16
Have to play a highly inconvenient FA Cup 5th round tie against Barnsley and lose 2-1
Players recover spectacularly to go on a long unbeaten run against Hull, Cardiff, Crystal Palace, Fulham, Stoke, Sunderland and Norwich
The mother of all wankfests in May when a 1-0 win against Southampton secures the 17th consecutive season of CL football - Wenger's greatest ever achievement
Renew all season tickets
Sell Cazorla and repeat above cycle until 2017

Now this is what I call clairvoyance.

Would take a miracle from some nebulous deity to prvent all you say here from happening accordingly.

[franksav63]

4th again, naturally.

I think you'll find it's 'Alone Again, Naturally'.

I wonder if SteveO could rewrite the lyrics to this??

Well, in ten months from now,
After eight 1-0's so dour
I promised myself, don't hurt yourself
Keep watching this fucking shower,
Cos the last time we were top,
We cast 10 players off
All that effort to sign one from Ligue Deux
Trophy hopes are all but shattered
Cesc left us in the lurch, now we search
And people saying,
"Higuain's just bluff, he stood us up!
But Bendtner's still remaining.
But we beat Norwich at home."
We might get some *word censored* on loan,
And come 4th again, naturally

To think that only yesterday,
We used to watch Thierry play
Looking forward to, a cup or two
And a trip down Wembley way
But we'll soon be going down,
Cos Lord Wenger is a clown
Cos he's paid too much, Giroud's poor first touch,
And more awful set pieces
Leaving me no doubt,
Talk about "fuck off now, merci"
Cos if these rumours do persist
He'll be here in 2030
Now I think I'll shoot my seed
if we really do indeed,
Finish 4th again, naturally

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzh9TieKS1o

Glad you asked

SteveO.... this is inspired... in my mind's eye I can imagine Gilbert warbling away at these lyrics... very, very good sir!!!!

[OneBardGooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsAXMYn8TTM

so Giroud scores a hat-trick against small fry opposition - I guess that means he's going to miss a whole boat load of chances next season...

And F.F.S Ramsey what the feck are you doing wearing a hat like that? he looks a Total Knob head!

[I Hate Hleb]

Believe it or not I think we're going to have a good season. I would be a lot more confident of putting in a decent challenge for the title or winning a trophy if we signed a quality striker and a couple of other proven players, but even without them I've suddenly got this funny feeling we're going to be alright. And no, it's not the drugs 'talking'!!

[OneBardGooner]

Believe it or not I think we're going to have a good season. I would be a lot more confident of putting in a decent challenge for the title or winning a trophy if we signed a quality striker and a couple of other proven players, but even without them I've suddenly got this funny feeling we're going to be alright. And no, it's not the drugs 'talking'!!

Feck Hlebby THAT must be the best Magic Mushrooms on the planet you've got there!

[I Hate Hleb]

If only!! Long time since I had some shrooms and miss that mixture of magical visions, imaginative creativity and the stripping away of the normal protective senses installed by the brain. It allows some exciting - occasionally fearful - 'doors' to appear where you can explore the different horizens, but ultimately it's up to you what kind of experience you choose to have.

[OneBardGooner]

If only!! Long time since I had some shrooms and miss that mixture of magical visions, imaginative creativity and the stripping away of the normal protective senses installed by the brain. It allows some exciting - occasionally fearful - 'doors' to appear where you can explore the different horizens, but ultimately it's up to you what kind of experience you choose to have.

Aldous Huxley would probably agree..

[afcforever]

If only!! Long time since I had some shrooms and miss that mixture of magical visions, imaginative creativity and the stripping away of the normal protective senses installed by the brain. It allows some exciting - occasionally fearful - 'doors' to appear where you can explore the different horizens, but ultimately it's up to you what kind of experience you choose to have.

[goonertux]

1. Citeh
2. Chelski
3. Manure
4. The Arse (Just! Yet again)
5. Spuds
6. Victims
7. Toffees
8-17 Take your pick!
18. Cardiff
19. Hull
20. Palace

Job done. Virtual trophy in the cabinet again, and everything is rosy in Wenger's garden for another year.

[DB10GOONER]

1. Citeh
2. Chelski
3. Manure
4. The Arse (Just! Yet again)
5. Spuds
6. Victims
7. Toffees
8-17 Take your pick!
18. Cardiff
19. Hull
20. Palace

Job done. Virtual trophy in the cabinet again, and everything is rosy in Wenger's garden for another year.

^^ This.

But possibly with the Chav winning it...

[OneBardGooner]

I'd rather shitty win it than the chavs..

Thing is until we DO finish below the scum...NOTHING will change...wenker will get his annual wage rise....we will make no signings of any worth...and silent stan will hide away counting his profits...so at some point Gooners are going to need to choose...do they want wenker & (perhaps) the virtual trophy year in year out or for one year only finish below the scum and then wenker go...so we can get Our Arsenal Back!

[DB10GOONER]

I'd rather shitty win it than the chavs..

Thing is until we DO finish below the scum...NOTHING will change...wenker will get his annual wage rise....we will make no signings of any worth...and silent stan will hide away counting his profits...so at some point Gooners are going to need to choose...do they want wenker & (perhaps) the virtual trophy year in year out or for one year only finish below the scum and then wenker go...so we can get Our Arsenal Back!

Oh yeah, me too. Not saying that the Chav winning it is my preference OBG, just that I could see them maybe winning it and that would be the main difference between that prediction I quoted and my own prediction.

[OneBardGooner]

I'd rather shitty win it than the chavs..

Thing is until we DO finish below the scum...NOTHING will change...wenker will get his annual wage rise....we will make no signings of any worth...and silent stan will hide away counting his profits...so at some point Gooners are going to need to choose...do they want wenker & (perhaps) the virtual trophy year in year out or for one year only finish below the scum and then wenker go...so we can get Our Arsenal Back!

Oh yeah, me too. Not saying that the Chav winning it is my preference OBG, just that I could see them maybe winning it and that would be the main difference between that prediction I quoted and my own prediction.

Me iz wiv yoo's blat claart.

[DB10GOONER]

I'd rather shitty win it than the chavs..

Thing is until we DO finish below the scum...NOTHING will change...wenker will get his annual wage rise....we will make no signings of any worth...and silent stan will hide away counting his profits...so at some point Gooners are going to need to choose...do they want wenker & (perhaps) the virtual trophy year in year out or for one year only finish below the scum and then wenker go...so we can get Our Arsenal Back!

Oh yeah, me too. Not saying that the Chav winning it is my preference OBG, just that I could see them maybe winning it and that would be the main difference between that prediction I quoted and my own prediction.

Me iz wiv yoo's blat claart.

Respeck me. Braaaaap braaaaaap!

[TeeCee]

1) Chavs
2) Yahnited
3) Citeh
4) Spuds
5) Wonga FC
6) Victims


This is finally the year we are dead and buried