Next Ingerland Manager

[Herd]

This is the best thing thats happened to english football since Graham Taylor !

[DB10GOONER]

This is the funniest/most appalling thing thats happened to english football since Graham Taylor !

Fixed that for you, mate!

[DB10GOONER]

I'm starting to question English FA pretty seriously after this signing. I mean WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!! It's not like there weren't any international managers available so what the fuck?

Absolutely. Surely either Talgat Baysufinov or Edgaras Jankauskas were "getable"!!

Fuck it, at a push, my son's under 12's manager Mick "Bloat" Conway would have given it a go - and he's only half as fat and a quarter as shit as Fat Fuck Sam!

[DB10GOONER]

Actually, I'm hearing that Bobby Williamson is allegedly "unsettled" in the Uganda job...

[Bradywasking]

Sam will announce a back up team of Peter Reid and Neil Warnock.. The World awaits.

[SPARKSY]

Absolute fucking laughing stock

He can't be/do any worse than the clowns that have gone before. ie Capello, McClaren, Hodgson.
At least under Allardyce, he will get some fight into them even if the football aint great. Then again, the football aint been great since Venables.

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

I'm starting to question English FA pretty seriously after this signing. I mean WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!! It's not like there weren't any international managers available so what the fuck?

Absolutely. Surely either Talgat Baysufinov or Edgaras Jankauskas were "getable"!!

Fuck it, at a push, my son's under 12's manager Mick "Bloat" Conway would have given it a go - and he's only half as fat and a quarter as shit as Fat Fuck Sam!

I heard that this Jankauskas guy is rather good and very much "getable" Wouldn't make any difference compared to fat Sam tho...

[DB10GOONER]

Absolute fucking laughing stock

He can't be/do any worse than the clowns that have gone before. ie Capello, McClaren, Hodgson.

Yes he can.

[DB10GOONER]

Sam will announce a back up team of Peter Reid and Neil Warnock.. The World awaits.

No place in there for Nigel "Smash 'em" Pearson or Tangoman Lying Phil Brown???

[northbank123]

Absolute fucking laughing stock

He can't be/do any worse than the clowns that have gone before. ie Capello, McClaren, Hodgson.
At least under Allardyce, he will get some fight into them even if the football aint great. Then again, the football aint been great since Venables.

Which is rationale for appointing any of seven billion people on the planet

Astounding to hear the FA chief executive buying into this myth that England are under unique media and fan pressure and that's the biggest point which needs addressing.

Unbelievably small-minded mentality that a lot of people have that England players don't care and don't try hard enough, whereas NI and Wales did well because their players are infinitely prouder. Complete bollocks. Here's some free advice to get you started Sam - don't change your team, formation and tactics for a major tournament.

[augie]

Sam will announce a back up team of Peter Reid and Neil Warnock.. The World awaits.

No place in there for Nigel "Smash 'em" Pearson or Tangoman Lying Phil Brown???

Phil Brown is a certainty to get his assistant manager's position - the tango'd crunt has basically been begging for the job everytime he opens his mouth lately Ì look forward to on pitch half time team talk as he lambasts shrek and starts pointing the finger at him

[GranadaJoe]

The man has made a career by playing hoof ball footie and by stopping the better quality opposition footballers ................can you imagine how welcome that defeatist attitude will be within the English squad ? "Right lads we need to get in and stop their players playing cos they are better than us" ........this is the manager that will ingerland to glory again ?? You are having a laff and I would love to see a poll amongst the fans to see how "thrilled" they are at his appointment

Defeatist but true.

Maybe if the media/manager told it like is really is, i.e. "Guys, I know you're in the PL earning squillions of quid, but actually you range from being distinctly average to a bit shit, so there's no way you can beat (insert name of almost any country) by trying to outplay them. Instead we're going to kick the shit out of them and hope the occasional hoof up to (insert name of aggressive, beanpole striker) will nick us a goal"

At last we've got a plan.

[augie]

The man has made a career by playing hoof ball footie and by stopping the better quality opposition footballers ................can you imagine how welcome that defeatist attitude will be within the English squad ? "Right lads we need to get in and stop their players playing cos they are better than us" ........this is the manager that will ingerland to glory again ?? You are having a laff and I would love to see a poll amongst the fans to see how "thrilled" they are at his appointment

Defeatist but true.

Maybe if the media/manager told it like is really is, i.e. "Guys, I know you're in the PL earning squillions of quid, but actually you range from being distinctly average to a bit shit, so there's no way you can beat (insert name of Iceland) by trying to outplay them. Instead we're going to kick the shit out of them and hope the occasional hoof up to (insert name of aggressive, beanpole striker) will nick us a goal"

At last we've got a plan.

Filled in the blanks for you

[DB10GOONER]

Fuck me. I'm starting to think we are lucky to have Martin Boring Bastard No Idea O'Neill as manager!!!

Yes, I just wrote that.

[donaldo71]

The FA have renamed Wembley Jurassic Park