The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread
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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
Cmon we all know it was Rodders, you dont need to beat about his bush
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Re: The Official Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
I've always hated that greasy looking stain on the shirt.
And that dark line on the strip, that year, too.
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Arsenal Till I Die wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 8:42 amI've always hated that greasy looking stain on the shirt.
And that dark line on the strip, that year, too.
Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/recommended ... al-ground/
What your boot says about you
Puma King: A boot rich in heritage, worn by the game's greatest ever players: Pelé and Maradona. These days it's solely the preserve of the centre half (not, it should be stressed, the centre back). You've been around the block, your best attributes are experience, stamina, and booting the life out of the opposition. You talk a lot, but can barely run. You point a lot, too.
Granit Xhaka Football Boots 2020-21: Puma
What your boot says about you
Puma King: A boot rich in heritage, worn by the game's greatest ever players: Pelé and Maradona. These days it's solely the preserve of the centre half (not, it should be stressed, the centre back). You've been around the block, your best attributes are experience, stamina, and booting the life out of the opposition. You talk a lot, but can barely run. You point a lot, too.
Granit Xhaka Football Boots 2020-21: Puma
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arrgee wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:16 pmhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/recommended ... al-ground/
What your boot says about you
Puma King: A boot rich in heritage, worn by the game's greatest ever players: Pelé and Maradona. These days it's solely the preserve of the centre half (not, it should be stressed, the centre back). You've been around the block, your best attributes are experience, stamina, and booting the life out of the opposition. You talk a lot, but can barely run. You point a lot, too.
Granit Xhaka Football Boots 2020-21: Puma
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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
This cùnt was laughing and joking with Ancelotti as he left the pitch. Complete fucking prick.
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Re: The Official Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
Arsenal Till I Die wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 8:42 amI've always hated that greasy looking stain on the shirt.
And that dark line on the strip, that year, too.
I've always Hated that Greasy Stain IN the shirt.
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His pointing stats outstrip every other player. That's why he's in there.
#worldclasspointer
#worldclasspointer
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Fucking stats monkeys.
I'd love to grab one of these statcunts by the throat and "explain" that this is why stats should be banned from football. This isn't the tedious stat crazed shite that all American sport is. Its football ffs. One of the few games that you cannot qualify by purely quantitave stats.
Remember Wenger talking up Legohead Denilson when some statcunt spewed up the 98% pass completion rate - whilst blissfully ignoring the fact that every single time the useless cùnt got the ball he literally just gave it 5 yards to the bloke beside him.
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He even makes Pascal Cegan look half decent and safe as houses.
Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
Carrick’s stats were the same at United,the press wanked about his passing stats but even I could pass 8 inches backwards every fucking game,you can make anything out of stats,even Xhaka is made to look half decent through his stats,but anyone who watches Arsenal knows differentDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon May 24, 2021 2:19 pm
Fucking stats monkeys.
I'd love to grab one of these statcunts by the throat and "explain" that this is why stats should be banned from football. This isn't the tedious stat crazed shite that all American sport is. Its football ffs. One of the few games that you cannot qualify by purely quantitave stats.
Remember Wenger talking up Legohead Denilson when some statcunt spewed up the 98% pass completion rate - whilst blissfully ignoring the fact that every single time the useless cùnt got the ball he literally just gave it 5 yards to the bloke beside him.
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Carrick! I was trying to think of another example and Carrick is it! Great recall there robbo!robbo10 wrote: ↑Tue May 25, 2021 5:26 amCarrick’s stats were the same at United,the press wanked about his passing stats but even I could pass 8 inches backwards every fucking game,you can make anything out of stats,even Xhaka is made to look half decent through his stats,but anyone who watches Arsenal knows differentDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon May 24, 2021 2:19 pm
Fucking stats monkeys.
I'd love to grab one of these statcunts by the throat and "explain" that this is why stats should be banned from football. This isn't the tedious stat crazed shite that all American sport is. Its football ffs. One of the few games that you cannot qualify by purely quantitave stats.
Remember Wenger talking up Legohead Denilson when some statcunt spewed up the 98% pass completion rate - whilst blissfully ignoring the fact that every single time the useless cùnt got the ball he literally just gave it 5 yards to the bloke beside him.
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DB's unrequited man crush on Xhaka is leading him down a dark path, it's the stalkers who always go postal.......just saying