WHY ARSENAL ARE A F**KING DISGRACE

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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26may1989
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Post by 26may1989 »

I Hate Hleb wrote:ROLY,

I SEE YOU'RE BACK. :shock: TYPICAL SOLICITOR - NEVER KEEP THEIR BLOODY WORD!! :roll: :oops: AS FOR DICK-HEADS AND MORONS KEEPING YOU IN WORK - IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!! :wink:

THE LAW IS A SORT OF HOCUS-POCUS SCIENCE, THAT SMILES IN YER FACE WHILE IT PICKS YER POCKET!!

SEEMS YOU FOUND YOUR IDEAL CALLING IN LIFE.

AND WAYNO WANTS ME TO LEAVE THIS QUOTE, FROM WILLIAM SHAKESPEARES KING HENRY VI Part II:

THE FIRST THING TO DO IS KILL ALL THE LAWYERS!!

8) :lol: :wink:
Is Roly really a lawyer?! I'm all for insulting lawyers, mostly because I am one too, but I find to difficult to believe this muppet really is a lawyer. If he is, I hope I get him as an opponent soon - the incoherence of that last post of his would embarrass Ozzy Osborne, so getting the best of Roly would be a walk in the park.

And Roly, if you're reading this, fuck off you tosser. You're not nearly as interesting or insightful as you think you are, certainly you can't afford to go round calling anyone here a moron or a dickhead. And your conspiracy complex and egomania are laughable.

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Post by Goonanana »

26may1989 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:ROLY,

I SEE YOU'RE BACK. :shock: TYPICAL SOLICITOR - NEVER KEEP THEIR BLOODY WORD!! :roll: :oops: AS FOR DICK-HEADS AND MORONS KEEPING YOU IN WORK - IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!! :wink:

THE LAW IS A SORT OF HOCUS-POCUS SCIENCE, THAT SMILES IN YER FACE WHILE IT PICKS YER POCKET!!

SEEMS YOU FOUND YOUR IDEAL CALLING IN LIFE.

AND WAYNO WANTS ME TO LEAVE THIS QUOTE, FROM WILLIAM SHAKESPEARES KING HENRY VI Part II:

THE FIRST THING TO DO IS KILL ALL THE LAWYERS!!

8) :lol: :wink:
Is Roly really a lawyer?! I'm all for insulting lawyers, mostly because I am one too, but I find to difficult to believe this muppet really is a lawyer. If he is, I hope I get him as an opponent soon - the incoherence of that last post of his would embarrass Ozzy Osborne, so getting the best of Roly would be a walk in the park.

And Roly, if you're reading this, fuck off you tosser. You're not nearly as interesting or insightful as you think you are, certainly you can't afford to go round calling anyone here a moron or a dickhead. And your conspiracy complex and egomania are laughable.
Lol I was about to say the same thing! Believe it or not I'm a lawyer too (and they say Man U fans are the prawn sandwich brigade ;))

"Sir, I've listened to my learned friend's argument but NOW ITS TIME TO HIT BACK! I would submit that you are all dickheads and morons so ner ner ner ner ner"

Give me strength :roll: In fact maybe I should hand back my practising certificate, I drink lager so must be a thug and a lout who's going to end up bringing the profession into disrepute!

The worst thing about this is if he actually put his argument across sensible fashion you could see the point he is getting at. America is an even fatter cash cow, how many musicians dump old blighty at the prospect of plying their trade across the pond. More people = more fans = more money. Get number one in America your sorted for life, get number one in the UK and you might be ok for a year or two. If Football or should I say Soccer really took off in the States then I'm in no doubt all the best players in the world would be out there like a shot but you know what good f*cking riddence to them! If it means I'm more likely to get a ticket to watch Arsenal because the glory supports piss off with them then fantastic! The idea of the whole league shipping off is I'm afriad too far fetched, after all I don't see any sign of the NFL packing its bags and coming over after their one match at Wembley!!

I'm against the idea but if it were to happen its not going to be the end of the world as we know it! In fact, I think its more likely that Roly will win the Euromillions and strike a deal with the Arsenal Board that he can have the whole stadium to himself for a year enabling him to watch his team in peace with his pint of ale because he's the only real Arsenal fan on the planet anyway!

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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

I hoppe you are reading this Gooner ED !

Beacuse if we get any more trouble on here with erm you know who. Then it looks like there are loads of lawyers who will help you out ! :wink:

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This forum is quite highbrow then, i thought it was just full of printers, postmen and perverts :D

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Post by EL-Z »

flash gunner wrote:This forum is quite highbrow then, i thought it was just full of printers, postmen and perverts :D
Oi would you kindly not lump Postmen in with Perverts. We wish we were that high up the pecking order

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Post by Chunky The Gooner »

[quote="flash gunner"]This forum is quite highbrow then, i thought it was just full of printers, postmen and perverts :D[/quote]


Im in two on them jobs! :wink:

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Post by rolypoly »

good morning all. got to say some of the responses have made me laugh.

saunders was a bit pompous but those who want to kill all lawyers can i join you starting with women solicitors first - always trying to prove they can cut it in a man`s world. but that is a subject for a different day.

as for tonight i remember going to blackburn at the backend of the 2002-03 season when the double double seemed in the bag and put in one of the worst ever performances losing and being outplayed. thankfully we have no one quite as bad as cygan in the squad.


so morons dickheads lagerlouts whoever you maybe lets hope we dont fuck up this golden opportunity. and dont sing the ade song until he has scored.

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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

roses are red, violets are blue, the law is an ass, and you are one too.

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Post by flash gunner »

Welcome back Mr Poly you like our moronic thoughts so much you have to keep coming back :roll:

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Oh please. Someone logging on to a forum and pretending to be ‘that guy’. You know; the one who always says the most outlandish stuff and doesn’t care who hates him? He’s just doesn’t give a fuck. He’s a lone ranger. He’s a free spirit. He doesn’t need our approval. He’s an individual.

How boring. So Roly, continue with your stupid little comments that you don’t actually believe in, which you’re only saying so you can (as Wayno actually quite poignantly pointed out) present yourself as the forum Jeremy Clarkson because there may well be a few on here who will bite in future and thus give you the ego boost you need. I, on the other hand, won’t be one of them.

This is all very pathetic. :roll:

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Post by aw »

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying????







His lips are moving!

It's fine being angry but there's no need to call us dick heads and morons.

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Post by rolypoly »

MR SAUNDERS.

i promise you i am very sincere in describing your reply as pompous as is your latest response.

i do believe in most that i`ve written inc now calling you a pompous prat.

as for not caring about being hated, don`t believe anyone on this forum could hate someone they`ve never met and quite probably if i met most of those who use the forum face to face , would get on ok with them.

maybe not with you because if you are as you write you are a pompous prat and cant stand that but i`ve never met you, never likely to meet you - it certainly wont be in bongobongoland- but who knows if we met we might like each other-i ain`t a bloody clue.

i dont give a toss whether you reply or not-it aint important but i do have the smug satisfaction that you never actually responded with anything of substance to my destruction of your original response to my original rant eg how naive of you to think abolition of relegation as we know it aint on the agenda.

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Post by rolypoly »

hullo aw. only replying cos of your address. are you polish or expat. only ask cos my wife`s polish and i`ve been travelling to poland since 1990.

in case you are polish and something has got lost in translation, i`ve not called all gooners morons and dickheads only those who supported dein`s idea of a foreign takeover and those who support or openminded about the 39th game and who dont think it will be a stepping stone to ........ i aint repeating my pearls of wisdom here

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rolypoly wrote:hullo aw. only replying cos of your address. are you polish or expat. only ask cos my wife`s polish and i`ve been travelling to poland since 1990.

in case you are polish and something has got lost in translation, i`ve not called all gooners morons and dickheads only those who supported dein`s idea of a foreign takeover and those who support or openminded about the 39th game and who dont think it will be a stepping stone to ........ i aint repeating my pearls of wisdom here
So why didnt you say the people who are backing Dien are moron's at the bloody start>?

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Post by aw »

rolypoly wrote:hullo aw. only replying cos of your address. are you polish or expat. only ask cos my wife`s polish and i`ve been travelling to poland since 1990.

in case you are polish and something has got lost in translation, i`ve not called all gooners morons and dickheads only those who supported dein`s idea of a foreign takeover and those who support or openminded about the 39th game and who dont think it will be a stepping stone to ........ i aint repeating my pearls of wisdom here
Ex pat with a polish wife.

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