Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

jacko-arsnl2 · Post by **jacko-arsnl2** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:58 pm

a good mate of mine text me this hes a city fan

You put your transfer in
your transfer out
in out in out you fuck your club about
you do the cristiano and you change your mind, thats what its all about
ohhh ronaldo is a wanker
knees bent
arms stretch
dive dive dive

sorry just seen a thread about it

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:20 pm

This one is especially for gary UGLY RAT FACE - DONKEY - C*NT neville

HEE HAW HEE HAW
NEVILLE IS A C*NT
HE'S A FUCKING DONKEY
NEVILLE IS A C*NT
HEE HAW HEE HAW
NEVILLE IS A C*NT

Yeah I know it doesn't rhyme - But I just hate the twat!

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:13 am

For some reason this song came to me while the girlfriend was yapping on (& onâ€¦) about Jacko a few weeks back. No reason for posting it other than I wasted my time thinking it up so you can bloody well waste your time reading it! And to revive this thread for old timeâ€™s sake.

To the tune of Billie Jean:

Robbie Keaneâ€™s a gobshite scummer
And even he thinks - Twitcher Redknappâ€™s a c*nt
And soâ€™s his Twitcher son

Now make this bastard a sticky again!

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:28 am

BUMP

1989 · Post by **1989** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:06 am

He's tough,
He's rough,
He'll break you in fucking half!
Squillaci! Squillaci!

Koscielny wooaaah, Koscielny wooaaah,
He comes from Lorient,
his arse is up for rent!

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:41 am

1989 wrote: Koscielny wooaaah, Koscielny wooaaah,
He comes from Lorient,
his arse is up for rent!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:51 am

1989 wrote:He's tough,
He's rough,
He'll break you in fucking half!
Squillaci! Squillaci!

Koscielny wooaaah, Koscielny wooaaah,
He comes from Lorient,
his arse is up for rent!

Two very poor efforts and not worthy of this fine thread.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:52 am

(To the tune of That's Amore)

HE'S A SPIV WIV A TWITCH
AND HIS SON IS A PRICK
IT'S A REDKNAPP (IT'S A REDKNAPP)

HE MANAGES WANKERS
AND TAKES BACK HANDERS
IT'S A REDKNAPP (IT'S A REDKNAPP)

HE'S A SPIV WIV A TWITCH
AND HIS SON IS A GIMP
THAT *word censored* REDKAPP (THAT *word censored* REDKNAPP)

HE'S A *word censored* WIV A TWITCH
AND HIS WIFE'S GOT THE ITCH
IT'S REDKNAPP !

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:56 am

Erm... haven't you already made that song suggestion?

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:02 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:Erm... haven't you already made that song suggestion?

Dunno IHH can't remember mate - I had it on my page for a while but twas sooooo long ago....besides I'm bored.....

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:10 pm

(To honour that vid of that scummer kid crying his wotsits out on 1989's page - to the tune of (funnily enough) - The Milky Bar Kid !

)

The Milky Bar Kid
Supports the ****
He Cried His Eyes Out All Night
So Serves his right
For Following the Shyte!
He'll Be a loser for Evermore!!!!!!!!!

He should be a G double O N E R!

GOONERS!

GOONERS!

tinpot lane · Post by **tinpot lane** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:23 pm

Song for Chamakh

Using the same tune as the Attack Attack Attack song about the ****, which rarely gets an airing anyway, especially in the ground. Simple and rather easy to remember

all that's left to do is come up with the verse. So for the more creative types on here, Hlebby and co I shall leave this to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8 The only video I was able to find. Although shit quality, it gives you an idea of the tune.

Driving down the lane,

In a black Mercedes-Benz,

Shooting all the ****,

and making lots of friends,

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

And for the bridge between starting up the song again, everyone could do an elongated ooooooooh. Well maybe.

Chips and Chocolate · Post by **Chips and Chocolate** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:37 pm

Would love it if we were chanting the "roll out the red carpet" song while clapping...

Roll out the red carpet 'cause the red carpet
is gonna roll roll roll right over the land
(maybe leave out one or two verses so that people remember it more easily

)
Roll out the red carpet 'cause the red carpet is gonna roll roll roll roll roll

Then we all shout: "The Ars'nal!!" and then sing it again

Do that three times and slow down at the end "iiiiiiis gonaaaaaaaa roooool rooool rooool rooool rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool"

Fuck me i'm bored today, off to the boozer in a minute (I'll end up chanting that chant after a few pints!!!)

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:42 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Erm... haven't you already made that song suggestion?
Dunno IHH can't remember mate - I had it on my page for a while but twas sooooo long ago....besides I'm bored.....

And now you've made certain we all are too!!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:45 pm

tinpot lane wrote:Song for Chamakh

Using the same tune as the Attack Attack Attack song about the y**s, which rarely gets an airing anyway, especially in the ground. Simple and rather easy to remember all that's left to do is come up with the verse. So for the more creative types on here, Hlebby and co I shall leave this to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNsjUGG8 The only video I was able to find. Although shit quality, it gives you an idea of the tune.

Driving down the lane,

In a black Mercedes-Benz,

Shooting all the y**s,

and making lots of friends,

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

And for the bridge between starting up the song again, everyone could do an elongated ooooooooh. Well maybe.

Link doesn't work. Although it's not really my style to write about shooting people, to be honest !! Probably best to try one of those American rappers if you're going down that line.