The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:47 pm

687. torres = diving, dirty twofooted ladyboysphincterlickingwhore of a CUNTAAAH!
688. gerrard = diving cheating whingingmunchchewing CUNTAAAH!
689. howard (i've got a whistle in my gob and up my arris) webb = UTTER CUNTAAH!

Post by **REB** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:58 pm

690

almunia

worse ever arsenal keeper

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:04 am

REBEL GOONER wrote:690

almunia

worse ever arsenal keeper

Harsh. But fair.

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:37 pm

691. ramon

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:42 pm

marcengels wrote:691. ramon

Not harsh. And very fair.

Basil is a Gooner · Post by **Basil is a Gooner** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:22 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:674. Greengooner for being a sexist bast**d.
675. Basil. For not liking sexy bastards... Oh... sexist... ist... it's that little turn around, init... between clever and stupid...

(if you haven't seen Spinal Tap that will be lost on you!)

Consider yourself uncunted young Basil!

692. DB10 - for being a sexy bast**d

693. DB10 for putting me on the list in the first place.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:01 pm

694. FAT *word censored* ALLARDYCE - let's be honest he really IS a *word censored*!

Post by **flash gunner** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:10 am

695. Cruyff for wanting Fabregas to play in a meaningless friendly

Basil is a Gooner · Post by **Basil is a Gooner** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:13 am

696. Frank - for going to see Depeche Mode

697. g88ner - as above

698. g88ner - for having a Chav mate

(again)

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:28 am

699. Depeche Mode.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:39 pm

700. g88ner. not only for having a chav mate - but actually taking them to a game where the chavs stuffed us.

Post by **g88ner** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:43 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:700. g88ner. not only for having a chav mate - but actually taking them to a game where the chavs stuffed us.

Fucking hell... I've been cunted TWICE for that now!!!

- is that even allowed!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:47 pm

g88ner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:700. g88ner. not only for having a chav mate - but actually taking them to a game where the chavs stuffed us.

Fucking hell... I've been cunted TWICE for that now!!! - is that even allowed!

Hmmm... I think it's even more times than TWICE..... as I seem to re-call, and YES, you can....

Post by **g88ner** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:48 pm

701. Vegeterians!!!!! *word censored*!

House Xmas meal tonight. I'm on desserts, and a housemate is sorting the main course. I bought mississippi mud cake, lemon cheesecake, those chocolate eclair balls, gateau, and enough cream & chocolate sauce to sink the fucking titanic!

- but bloody vegie girl has made some sort of broccoli, carrot, potato "thing" drowned in coconut milk!

- it looks horrendous and it smells like piss!

where's the fucking lamb shank?? the sirloin steak??? I need MEAT!!

Post by **g88ner** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:18 pm

franksav63 wrote:
g88ner wrote:
Fucking hell... I've been cunted TWICE for that now!!! - is that even allowed!
Hmmm... I think it's even more times than TWICE..... as I seem to re-call, and YES, you can....

Well, I suppose if anyone would know the official rules on cunting people, it's you Frank.... you practically OWN this thread, mate!