Bendtner; The Leg-end

[safcftm]

When the day is dawning
On Nic's final Sunderland mornings,
How I long to be there
Just knowing I'll see Nicky B there
Every away I go to
I think I spent too much
But it's always worth it
To see Bendtner's first touch

We've had a year of Nicklas Bendtner,
Better than Messi in the centre,
Pisses all over Royston Drenthe
The champions league awaits for him

I'm sure I just saw Nicklas Bendtner
The best wages that we've ever spenta
Fucked man city when he went there
The champions league awaits for him

Shalalalalakalala, Nic B
Shalalalalalalala, Nic B
Shalalalalalalala
Champions league awaits for him

Up for it today like, gan on bendy lad

[MegaGooner]

on the sauce so early.....lovely

[SWLGooner]

on the sauce so early.....lovely

Can't blame him, football trains without alcohol are not great

[LDB]

52 pages

[safcftm]

One chance today- one goal. And he's beautiful.

52 pages, how fitting

[Chippy]

By the way, my phone knows the score. Well aware of the fact that, alas, we might lose Bendtner at the end of the season I decided that, since it is linked to the internet and thus knows shit loads about all of the footballers in the world, I would ask it which of them is good enough to be his replacement. I was hoping that maybe Messi would fit the bill, or Kaka, but my phone doesn't think so, so that's it, he has to stay

Love it. And from some of your posts on here it sounds you might have more than a little crush on Bendy. Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?

[I Hate Hleb]

There's something he'd like to get on his chest, more likely!!

[safcftm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

Bendy's gone home I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all,
But even if I could it would all be grey, we've got Campbell in attack,
It reminds me I want Bendy back, want Bendtner back

Bendy's gone home I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all,
But even if I could it would all be grey, we've got Campbell in attack,
It reminds me I want Bendy back, want Bendtner back

Dear Arsene, I wrote you but you still ain't calling,
I told your wife that I was Falcao just this morning,
I sent two letters back in Autumn you must not have got em,
I mentioned that Chamakh was shit, your postman you should have shot him,
You might have won the league if only you hadnt got him,
But anyways, fuck it, whats been up man hows that Park done?
My girlfriends pregnant dude I'm bout to be a father,
If I have a daughter guess what I'm a call her, I'm a name her Nikki,
And if she has a son I'll call him Nicky just as quickly,
I quite imagine that he'll go off and star in Italy,
I know you probably hear this every day, but he should fucking start,
He fucking wanks all over Gareth Bale and Van Der Vaart,
He shags a princess, she's a fucking tart,
I liked the shit he did at City mind, that shit was smart
Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back
He's better than Chamakh, truly yours,
His biggest fan, Sunlun lad

Bendy's gone home I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all,
But even if I could it would all be grey, we've got Campbell in attack,
It reminds me I want Bendy back, want Bendtner back

How Wenger, you still ain't called or wrote, I'm still receiving nowt,
I won't shout, I just think it's obvious I'm better than your scout,
If you didn't wanna answer me outside the stadium you didn't have to,
But signing Marouane, honestly I ask you,
He can't even trap it man, plays like he's six years old,
Worse shooting than Steve Bould, since he came he's only scored 8 goals,
That's pretty shitty man, he's even worse than Jeffers,
He's like that ugly lad who tries but pulls the heffers,
I ain't that mad though i just think its best if,
You admit that you got it wrong shit,
You said super quality then signed Park,
See you're like Steve Bruce in a way,
You never signed a top performer,
Just got Denilson and hoped he'd score a,
Couple and maybe get a few assists but then he passed
The ball sideways every time, so all you ever do is tap,
And we don't need Chamakh he's crap he'll have to leave the grove, he knows,
He's a fucking waste of space, Nicklas Bendtner fucking owns,
The whole fucking stadium the lad he fucking shows,
Those Barca *word censored*, just how a class assist should go,
See every pass he plays is telling, and I respect him cos he do it,
My lass says screw it cos I ***** when Bendys right foot goes through it,
But she don't love you like I love you Nic, no one does,
She don't know what it was like to see you score for us,
Arsene better call me man it'll be the best advice he'll ever lose,
And Nicky lad, damn, PS we should be together man

Bendy's gone home I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all,
But even if I could it would all be grey, we've got Campbell in attack,
It reminds me I want Bendy back, want Bendtner back

Dear Mr I've got fucking Marouane,
This will be the last package I ever send you man,
You've got Nic on your squad list but you don't deserve him,
I know you watched him play v Bolton, he set our goal up perfect,
So this is my highlight reel I'm sending you, I hope you see it,
I'm in a car right now, I'm at the London Eye or near it,
Here Arsene, I'm total fucking wasted dare me to drive?
You know Arteta when he's touched and he jumps and he dives,
But when he gets a free kick he can't find his man in space cos Nicky,
He's not there and so theres no one there to hit sheeze,
Thats kind of how this is you could have fucking found me, now its too late,
I'm on a thousand downers Arse I'm drowsy,
And all I wanted was for Nicklas Bendtner to be played,
Shit he could have knocked every side out of your way,
I loved him Arsene, we could have been together think about it, you ruined it now
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it,
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it,
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me,
See Arsene, shut up bitch I'm trying to talk,
Hoo Weng, thats me lass who's tied up in the trunk,
But I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
Cos if she suffocates she'll suffer more, let Bendtner play hoo,
Well, I gotta go, I'm at a fucking bridge now,
Oh shit, I forgot, how am i going to send this shit out

Bendy's gone home I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all,
But even if I could it would all be grey, we've got Campbell in attack,
It reminds me I want Bendy back, want Bendtner back

SAFClad, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy,
Been scoring goals and lining then up, just everything you'd expect with me,
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that,
And here's a video of my first touch, I'm glad it makes Chamakh look crap,
I'm sorry Arsene thinks I'm fucking shit, the *word censored* is clueless,
But he's won fuck all in 6 years, he's a dufus,
And what's this shit you say he thinks fucking Park's good too,
He must have said that shit just clowning man come on how fucked up is you,
He's got some issues man I think he needs some counselling,
And even with Steve Bould with him, he must be down some,
And if he thinks Chamakh is worth playing ever,
That type of shit will make us not want to play well together,
I really think him and Pat Rice they need each other,
But maybe he just needs to treat him better,
I hope he gets to read this letter, I just hope it reaches him in time,
Before he hurts himself, I think he'll be doing just fine,
If he could relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but man, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I do want you as a fan,
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit,
I seen this mad shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick,
Some dude was drunk and told Arsene that he was shit
And when his girlfriend said to stop, he just said she wasn't his
And in the car they found some drink, and a Nicklas Bendtner strip,
Come to think about it, it was you, shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUPawNC5Lg

Man City beat 18 of 19 other Premier League sides but a 1-0 defeat at the SoL and a 3-3 draw at home means there is one side they don't beat. That side has Nicklas Bendtner...

Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song
Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song
Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song
Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song

Nicky can you come over to the Sunderland on loan (lads on loan)
You can score a few, set a few more up all on your own (on your own)
We'll be the only team, Man City don't beat (City don't beat)
And you'll rinse, every defender you meet (defender you meet)

You know we're all aware that Wenger's a twat,
Cos he gave us Nicky B, when he pisses on Chamakh,

Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song,
He's all we want and we've waited for so long,
Bendy can't you see you're just in behind for me,
I know it might be wrong but Nick pisses on Alex Song

Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song
Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song

Bendy do you remember when that Yaya played? (yaya played)
And you scored, and an assist you made (assist you made),
I could tell the Sheiks didn't like it much (like it much),
£200 mill didn't buy them a Nicklas Bendtner touch (Bendy touch)

And I know that they thought they could buy the league,
But they've only got Aguero they can't touch our Nicky B

Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song,
He's all we want and we've waited for so long,
Bendy can't you see you're just in behind for me,
I know it might be wrong but Nick pisses on Alex Song

* Guitar solo

Bendtner's on, pisses on Alex Song,
He's all we want and we've waited for so long,
Bendy can't you see you're just in behind for me,
I know it might be wrong but Nick pisses on Alex Song


And, as sung at Fulham away (well, the chorus was anyway, all second half, by me and me mates, it was mint!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqaGZYDGcUw

Nicklas Bendtner in the side,
Now he's scoring every time,
When he shoots it cross the line,
He's the best striker alive...

Its the way we're feeling, we just can't deny,
So we gotta let it go

WE'VE GOT NICK HE'S GOT LOADS OF PACE (SMASH SOMETHING BEHIND YOU SO IT MAKES A LOUD NOISE)
WE'VE GOT NICK HE'S GOT LOADS OF PACE,
WE'VE GOT NICK HE'S GOT LOADS OF PACE,
WE'VE GOT NICK HE'S GOT LOADS OF PACE

[safcftm]

Ha'way lads he'll be back with you soon- after being just me and me mates singing it at away games for ages, we got the whole end singing it at Fulham when everyone was pissed and in fancy dress, keep it going, ha'way, it took us months and we were definitely first- no other club has yet been sad enough to sing a Rhianna song except us for Bendy, yer knaa you want to keep it going, come on gooners (you do sing "I wanna dance with Koscielny" after all )


WE'VE GOT NICK HE'S GOT LOADS OF PACE (SMASH SOMETHING BEHIND YOU SO IT MAKES A LOUD NOISE)
WE'VE GOT NICK HE'S GOT LOADS OF PACE,
WE'VE GOT NICK HE'S GOT LOADS OF PACE,
WE'VE GOT NICK HE'S GOT LOADS OF PACE

[Rosicky's Right Boot]

It has been an absolute pleasure and honour to read the thread this season.

Hope he knocks a few in for you on Sunday.

[Rosie_titters]

he's final game in the PL, rumours he's off to Germany - in a swap deal with Gotze

[RioGooner]

he's final game in the PL, rumours he's off to Germany - in a swap deal with Gotze

He says he's going to a CL side, if it's in Germany, it must be the other Borussia, M'gladbach, as they lost a shitload of players. We should try to get Arango from them.

[SteveO 35]

Now my Mackem friend, Dido is a Gooner and it seems like you've distorted her original version which goes something like this:

CHORUS
“He's not been sold, no wonder why... he always does fuck all,
The mourning starts this transfer window, we can't sell him at all,
But even if we could it he would likely play, for Palace or Millwall
It reminds me that he's really bad, he's really bad”

Dear Mart, I wrote you but you still ain't calling,
I told you "Please sign Nick", he's fucking appalling,
I sent two letters back in Autumn you must not have got em,
I said we chuck in Vela too, perhaps you didn't want him
Sometimes his control is sloppy, first touch is awful
But anyways, fuck it, 50 grand man, sign him up you outta
He could play for Barca too, says his agent father
When he said it, we just all fell around in laughter
I've seen Frazier Campbell too, and I'm really sorry
We gotta bunch of wasters too, and a Moroccan donkey
I know Nick says it every day, he's his own biggest fan
He's still hoping for that big move to AC Milan
He's got his own posters in his bedroom man
When he returns, he thinks he’ll play up front with Van
Anyways, I hope you sign him man, call me back
Just to chat, about a transfer plan...

AFTER A FEW MORE CHORUSES

Dear Mart, you still ain't called or wrote, you’re gonna miss your chance
I ain't mad, I just think its fucked up you won't pay him 50 grand
If you didn't wanna sign him up in Wearside
You didn't have to, now it fucking means I'll have to pack him off to League Two
He's the King of Denmark man, not even twenty six years old
He played all season in the cold for you
Nine months and you still said "NO"
That's pretty shitty man, in his mind he's a fucking idol
He wants us all to love him man, but we won’t play him in a front two
I ain’t gone mad though, I just don’t like being lied to
Remember when we met in London – you said if I paid you
You’d sign him back – see I’m just like you in a way
I never win fuck all either,
Perhaps you’ll take Nick back once he’s had his Summer breather
I can relate to one paced plodders all day long
Cos when Robin’s out, chances slip away and I put Park on
Cos we got fuck all else, and the fans say they’re depressed
I even got fifty million, stuck in our warchest
Sometimes I even play Chamakh, who struggles against Leeds
We gotta an old dude back on loan, he went home in February
Sign Nick please , you should respect me when I sell him
We don’t pay big money, look at our number Twenty Seven
You don’t know Nick like I know him Mart, no one does
You don’t know what it’s like to have a hippo’s touch
You gotta call me man, he’ll be the biggest c++t you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Ars-ene
PS – you should sign Denilson too

MORE CHORUSES

Dear Martin – I’m too good to call or answer back
This’ll be the last striker I ever loan your ass
Eight goals in nine months – I don’t deserve it
His father even told you he was fucking perfect
So this is my cassette I’m sending you, I hope you watch it
Nick’s in the bar right now, you shoulda given him more leeway
Hey Mart, I know it looks like he ain’t gotta any drive
But he’s better than Campbell and a load of your other shite
You coulda signed that guy, now ten pints he’s downing
But you didn’t, I seen it all, now with his trousers down we found him
That’s kinda how this is, he coulda funded Stewart Downing
Now its too late – he’s at Liverpool, and lousy
All I wanted was a letter or a call
I hope you know, I hope you never win fuck all
Nick loves you Mart, you shouda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about him
And when you lose, I hope you see that you can’t live without him
And when I see you, I hope you won’t even get to shake hands with me
“Shut up Mart, I’m trying to talk”
Hey Mart, that’s how far we’ve fucking sunk
In third we’ve gone and choked, we had it tied up, see I’m just like you
Cause if finish fifth, we’ll have to sign more cheap shit too
Well gotta go, I’m at Ken Friar’s bridge now
Oh shit I forgot, I’m supposed to sort Robin’s new contract out

CHORUS

Dear Arsene, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said you’re in third now, well done, 19 points off Man City
Look, I’m really flattered for first option on Nick and that
But we’d rather sign another
Not some jumped up little twat
I’m sorry we didn’t shake hands, I must have missed you
I know the fourth official must have really pissed you
But what’s this shit about us signing Denilson too?
We don’t want no more shit man
You can keep Djourou
You got some issues man, I think you need a striker
To help Van Persie out, when you’re kicking bottles round son
And what’s this shit about Bendtner and Vela together?
That type of shit, means you’ll be trophyless forever
I think you and Nick really need each other
Or perhaps you just need to use him better
I just hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Because from what I see, you never sign a fucking Number 9
Just relax a little, I’m glad you’re third but Arsene man
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, what it’s like to be a fan
I just don’t want you to sign anymore shit
There’s some real shit in Ligue Deux, players who really make me sick
Some dude got really drunk and he made a transfer bid
He only watched one YouTube clip of this sixteen year old kid
And in the window he was sold, but they didn’t say who to
Come to think about......it was you. Damn

[chyren1]

Well done lads..

I m Laughing like a mad man and my gf thinks I m a lunatic..

[North-Bank-1987]

@Steveos song