Ooh ooh, so many things I could respond with there - all involving your female relatives - but I'll try and be nice and just say if you are under 30 there's every chance I'm your father. And by "you" I mean all of you, the British race.GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:49 amDB I've heard from a 'reliable' source that your first experience with a British girl, was similar to that in Lola by the Kinks
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SteveO 35 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:44 pmI'd like to come over there and level things up with all those lovely Oirish ladies, but I'm afraid the £50 on a flight is still what puts me off reallyDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:11 amGoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 8:24 amI agree about trying to speak the language when you go to a foreign country, the Irish have been trying it when they come here for years, failing miserably but at least they try
Hey it's not our fault we speak your language better than you do. Or that we fuck your women better than you do. We just do.
Three things.
1. Superb Partridge quoting.
2. Don't try "level things up" outside Dublin. All the women are married to their very possessive brothers outside Dublin.
3. Monkey Tennis?
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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:26 pmBut Dirrrrrty DB Still Went ahead and "did the business" (a La Back Door Man!).GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:49 amDB I've heard from a 'reliable' source that your first experience with a British girl, was similar to that in Lola by the Kinks
How very dare you?! How my good God in heaven very dare you sir!!
Yes yes OK I did, but that is a technicality!
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Stop......I've listened to your ideas, and I haven't liked any of themDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:02 pmSteveO 35 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:44 pmI'd like to come over there and level things up with all those lovely Oirish ladies, but I'm afraid the £50 on a flight is still what puts me off reallyDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:11 amGoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 8:24 amI agree about trying to speak the language when you go to a foreign country, the Irish have been trying it when they come here for years, failing miserably but at least they try
Hey it's not our fault we speak your language better than you do. Or that we fuck your women better than you do. We just do.
Three things.
1. Superb Partridge quoting.
2. Don't try "level things up" outside Dublin. All the women are married to their very possessive brothers outside Dublin.
3. Monkey Tennis?
How much would I like an interviewer to stick the mic in Arteta's face and say "smell my cheese you mother"
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Ah so you have the same source as me OBGOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:26 pmBut Dirrrrrty DB Still Went ahead and "did the business" (a La Back Door Man!).GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:49 amDB I've heard from a 'reliable' source that your first experience with a British girl, was similar to that in Lola by the Kinks
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SteveO 35 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:32 pmStop......I've listened to your ideas, and I haven't liked any of themDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:02 pmSteveO 35 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:44 pmI'd like to come over there and level things up with all those lovely Oirish ladies, but I'm afraid the £50 on a flight is still what puts me off reallyDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:11 amGoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 8:24 amI agree about trying to speak the language when you go to a foreign country, the Irish have been trying it when they come here for years, failing miserably but at least they try
Hey it's not our fault we speak your language better than you do. Or that we fuck your women better than you do. We just do.
Three things.
1. Superb Partridge quoting.
2. Don't try "level things up" outside Dublin. All the women are married to their very possessive brothers outside Dublin.
3. Monkey Tennis?
How much would I like an interviewer to stick the mic in Arteta's face and say "smell my cheese you mother"
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GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 3:44 pmAh so you have the same source as me OBGOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 1:26 pmBut Dirrrrrty DB Still Went ahead and "did the business" (a La Back Door Man!).GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:49 amDB I've heard from a 'reliable' source that your first experience with a British girl, was similar to that in Lola by the Kinks
That's twice you have misspelled "sauce". And we all know how you like your "sauce" you dirty little bitch (ooh matron).
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To be sureGoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 8:24 amI agree about trying to speak the language when you go to a foreign country, the Irish have been trying it when they come here for years, failing miserably but at least they try
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Bastard!!DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue May 31, 2022 1:55 pmAnd let's not forget they changed the rules for that solitary league title he won.augie wrote: ↑Tue May 31, 2022 1:38 pmFor all the shite talk that we have had to listen to from the media and the victim fans over the past few years, the reality is that this "best team in the world" has won ONE premier league and ONE champions league title in SEVEN years under big teeth klopp - yes they have won secondary cups like the fa cup and league cup, but those are not how the big clubs are judged, but to listen to the meeja w*nk themselves silly over these c.unts in the last few years you would think that they have dominated football
I've said it from day one. Football Bono is not a world class manager - I know that will upset fanboy goonersid but sid can go fuck himself .
Trampy Shipman bottled 6 finals. Domestically he's won one PL trophy and one FA cup in 7 years. Compare that to Wenger who won 3 PL and 3 FA Cups including two Doubles and an unbeaten league title in his first 7 full seasons. Compare it to any top manager, it does not add up that Herr Stupid Teeth is a world class manager.
Plus he's a complete cock.
I hate the c u n t but, they keep getting closer and closer to having a history changing season, only 5 mins of madness denied them the plge and an outstanding goalkeeping performance, the clge!
I don't think he is an outstanding manager, but he is doing something right!
I hate those c u n t s more than sperz.
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I saw an article today where we were behind Spuds again, we now have only the second highest ticket prices in the PL, how the fuck do they expect the swamp dwelling knuckle draggers to afford those prices.......
8th, 8th and 5th and they still have the cheek to charge exorbitant prices, going up again because we are in the Intertoto cup of Europe
8th, 8th and 5th and they still have the cheek to charge exorbitant prices, going up again because we are in the Intertoto cup of Europe
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GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:05 pmI saw an article today where we were behind Spuds again, we now have only the second highest ticket prices in the PL, how the fuck do they expect the swamp dwelling knuckle draggers to afford those prices.......
8th, 8th and 5th and they still have the cheek to charge exorbitant prices, going up again because we are in the Intertoto cup of Europe
Not sure of this but I read we include 7 or 9 cup games in the price which no other PL club apparently does,so thts why our prices are higher.So I'm presuming if they weren't including cup games our prices would be lower
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Aaaah! Yes, but when the swamp dwellers built their new toilet they didn't have to include a Trophy Cabinet in the cost!GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:05 pmI saw an article today where we were behind Spuds again, we now have only the second highest ticket prices in the PL, how the fuck do they expect the swamp dwelling knuckle draggers to afford those prices.......
8th, 8th and 5th and they still have the cheek to charge exorbitant prices, going up again because we are in the Intertoto cup of Europe
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I speak French, was speaking French, spoke English with my partner attitude changed. At least I made the effort to learn the language
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Nos89 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 3:57 pmI speak French, was speaking French, spoke English with my partner attitude changed. At least I made the effort to learn the language
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Sacre bleu
Or, What da fuck, in English
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goonersid wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:22 amSacre bleuNos89 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 3:57 pmI speak French, was speaking French, spoke English with my partner attitude changed. At least I made the effort to learn the language
Or, What da fuck, in English