Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Crazy work from SAFCFTM and STEVEO!

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I will sum this up Bendtner is shite. Van Persie is very very good lol

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donaldo wrote:Its not only the goal he misses

http://www.telegragh.co.uk/sport/footba ... m-bus.html
wrong spelling don - links to 1000's of cute russian women.

:shock: :D

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Shit cant get link up

Just to say our ex-waster missed the Sunderland coach on sunday..Turning up 20 mins after it had left

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... arce-.html

Brilliant!

Couldnt even get on it, let alone park it......

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:lol: :lol: just caught up on this thread because, well, i cant remember ever writing a bendtner song to stan or stacys mom, i must have been absolutely fucked out of me face and forgot i'd bumped it back to the top of the board that night. Anyway, Bendtner has left us but its fair to say his contribution wont be forgotten. Looks like he's going to go and get CL football in Germany and to be fair he deserves it, its been a fucking long time since I saw a player in a Sunderland shirt with such a good first touch and such intelligence, vision and general ability. Man City, Liverpool, Newcastle, all suffered at the hands of Bendy and now he's gone (I wants him back already) I just hope he goes on to prove to everyone else what a good player he is. If England cant win the euros I hope Bendy wins it. His loan is finished and its official, I love Nicklas Bendtner.

PS SteveO, that was class, pissed meself laughing reading the onlinegooner equivalent of a youtube "video response", top work mate!

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safcftm wrote::lol: :lol: just caught up on this thread because, well, i cant remember ever writing a bendtner song to stan or stacys mom, i must have been absolutely fucked out of me face and forgot i'd bumped it back to the top of the board that night. Anyway, Bendtner has left us but its fair to say his contribution wont be forgotten. Looks like he's going to go and get CL football in Germany and to be fair he deserves it, its been a fucking long time since I saw a player in a Sunderland shirt with such a good first touch and such intelligence, vision and general ability. Man City, Liverpool, Newcastle, all suffered at the hands of Bendy and now he's gone (I wants him back already) I just hope he goes on to prove to everyone else what a good player he is. If England cant win the euros I hope Bendy wins it. His loan is finished and its official, I love Nicklas Bendtner.

PS SteveO, that was class, pissed meself laughing reading the onlinegooner equivalent of a youtube "video response", top work mate!

Fcuks sake life, as a mackem fan must be absolute shit then mate - the samaritans should set up their headquarters beside your ground :lol: :lol: :lol:

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augie wrote:

Fcuks sake life, as a mackem fan must be absolute shit then mate - the samaritans should set up their headquarters beside your ground :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: "3rd place and you're moaning, you dont know you're born, Bendtner has the best first touch we've ever seen FFS" :wink: To be fair, its a not great existence following us but yer knaa, we just travel in large numbers and get drunk every week, fuck the result!

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Ah fuck it, one more bendy song since im pissed- a bit bonnie tyler, gan on bendy son (only done one verse, im a bit too pissed and need a can)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-sCrhRPCMg

Nicklas,
Every now and then we get the ball played up to you but we keep it on the floor
Nicklas,
Every now and then the opposition get tired and we have the feeling you're gonna score
Nicklas,
Every now and then we get a little excited cos your first touch is the best of all time
Nicklas,
Every now and then we get a little expectant when the north stand sees the look in your eye
Nicklas Bendtner,
Every now and then we sing your name,
Nicklas Bendtner,
Every other team they hate you playing

Cos you're much better than Messi,
And you piss upon Aguero,
And you'll end up staying in Madrid,
Better buy a new Sombrero,
And you'll show that Puyol that he's shit,
And he'll never return,
Forever you can beat them piss on the Catalans,
With you feeding off Ronaldo they just dont have a chance
They don't know what you're doing, you twist and then you spin,
You leave them on their arses like fucking Errol Flynn
We really need you to stay,
We'd love it if you stayed Bendy,
We'd love it if you stayed

Once upon a time we signed Tore Andre Flo, but he hardly scored for the club,
8 million fucking quid, you're so much better than the *word censored*
Once upon a time we signed Tore Andre Flo, but he hardly scored for the club,
8 million fucking quid, you're so much better than the *word censored*

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Bendtner is to SAFC what Diaby is to SteveO. :D

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1989 wrote:Bendtner is to SAFC what Diaby is to SteveO. :D
they should form a band and tour the country singing covers of famous songs for Diaby and Bendy 8)

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
1989 wrote:Bendtner is to SAFC what Diaby is to SteveO. :D
they should form a band and tour the country singing covers of famous songs for Diaby and Bendy 8)
Sounds like it could be fun.....and a challenge :D

I think a nice 12 song "Abou Gold" release before Xmas to rival that shite that the Away Boyz blast out

:barscarf:

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
1989 wrote:Bendtner is to SAFC what Diaby is to SteveO. :D
they should form a band and tour the country singing covers of famous songs for Diaby and Bendy 8)
Sounds like it could be fun.....and a challenge :D

I think a nice 12 song "Abou Gold" release before Xmas to rival that shite that the Away Boyz blast out

:barscarf:
so we'll see the record before diaby..

:roll: :banghead: :D

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Thinking about it the Euro's might actually help us get a good price for Nicky Boy .
Denmark feed everything to him up front and a few goals could see his price shoot up by up to a thousand percent !

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