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Oh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:StuartL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:50 pmDelivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.
On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist
I can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:59 pmOh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:StuartL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:50 pmDelivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.
On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist
"3 parcels in black bin".
Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:26 amI can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:59 pmOh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:StuartL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:50 pmDelivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.
On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist
"3 parcels in black bin".
Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.
Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection
Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:26 amI can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:59 pmOh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:StuartL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:50 pmDelivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.
On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist
"3 parcels in black bin".
Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.
Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection
Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:56 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:26 amI can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:59 pmOh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:StuartL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:50 pmDelivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.
On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist
"3 parcels in black bin".
Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.
Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection
Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her
Fuuuuuuuuuuccck surely not THE Good old Ann the Samaritan!!???
She tried to flog me a CCTV Camera a whiles back!
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:14 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:56 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:26 amI can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:59 pmOh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:StuartL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:50 pmDelivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.
On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist
"3 parcels in black bin".
Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.
Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection
Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her
Fuuuuuuuuuuccck surely not THE Good old Ann the Samaritan!!???
She tried to flog me a CCTV Camera a whiles back!
Well she is a manure supporter so wouldn't be too surprised
Just not been on much recently mate, bit sick of football at the minute as you can probably understand! Renewed my season ticket like, bit of league one never harmed anyone! Seems a bit of a quiet season for the Arsenal as well, all eggs in the Europa League basket by the looks of things, at least it could be silverware and Champions League qualification by the end of the season for you lads
Good win last night though..safcftm wrote: ↑Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:56 pmJust not been on much recently mate, bit sick of football at the minute as you can probably understand! Renewed my season ticket like, bit of league one never harmed anyone! Seems a bit of a quiet season for the Arsenal as well, all eggs in the Europa League basket by the looks of things, at least it could be silverware and Champions League qualification by the end of the season for you lads
It was. And unsurprisingly it was followed up by another crap home performance thanks to the fact that we can't deal with crosses and our keepers are all shit. Not meaning to be controversial but to think Arsenal fans are turning their backs on matches, hate to think what they'd be like if they supported Sunderland with 2 home wins in 15 months, despite a relegation where you supposedly face "easier" oppositionBradywasking wrote: ↑Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:54 amGood win last night though..safcftm wrote: ↑Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:56 pmJust not been on much recently mate, bit sick of football at the minute as you can probably understand! Renewed my season ticket like, bit of league one never harmed anyone! Seems a bit of a quiet season for the Arsenal as well, all eggs in the Europa League basket by the looks of things, at least it could be silverware and Champions League qualification by the end of the season for you lads