Joe Cole is a greedy chav *word censored*!!!!!

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Vince wrote:
I just need to be loved, claims Cole

Joe Cole believes his best days are ahead of him and wants to find a manager who "loves him" as he considers who to join after leaving Chelsea.

Cole became a free agent on July 1 after his contract at Stamford Bridge expired, with a host of clubs now seemingly vying for his signature.

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, Cole's former boss at West Ham, revealed earlier this week that he had spoken to the player, with Arsenal among those also reportedly interested.

Manchester United insist they are not in the hunt for the player, though several reports suggest Sir Alex Ferguson's side could still come back in for the playmaker.

Quoted in several Sunday newspapers, the 28-year-old said: "I'm thinking about my own future now. I want to play in a more central position, like I did at West Ham.

"I feel I've got a lot more still to offer and my best days are ahead of me.

"I want the right kind of manager - a manager who loves me, who will put me in the team.

"At Chelsea there were players who could have two or three dreadful games before they were left out. I only had to have a dreadful 20 minutes and I was out."


Meanwhile, Cole believes the influx of foreigners into the Premier League is to blame for England's poor World Cup campaign.

The 28-year-old, who saw just 44 minutes' action in South Africa, reckons big-name arrivals from overseas are preventing young English talent from breaking through at club level.

"When I came through at West Ham our league was probably the fifth best league in the world," he said.

"A group of us came through at the same time and we were able to do that because of how things were in England then.

"Now, though, the Premier League is the best league in the world. That means it is much tougher for kids to break through.

"Maybe we're paying the price for having the best league in the world."


Cole also backed up Franz Beckenbauer's assessment that there is too much "kick and rush" in English football.

"Every team I have played for - from West Ham to Chelsea to England - want to hit the front players as early as possible," he said.

"You won't get away with that at international level. It's about technique, keeping control of the ball, passing and moving.

"Chelsea do that more than other teams in the Premier League, and that's why we've been successful, and it's the same with Manchester United and Arsenal.

"I was brought up that way and that's always been the way forward.

"Maybe it's time to really look at how we are teaching kids to play. Is there talent coming through? To be honest, I don't know."
http://www.teamtalk.com/arsenal/6244078 ... laims-Cole?

My god i've changed my mind don't sign this idiot...

''a manager that loves me''

"At Chelsea there were players who could have two or three dreadful games before they were left out. I only had to have a dreadful 20 minutes and I was out."

He not only looks like a child he also sounds like a child...basically what he is looking for is a manager who will stroke his ego, lick his arse and play him regardless of how shit he is..

Notice there is nothing in there about what contribution he is going to make or how much effort he is going to put in..

Also

"You won't get away with that at international level. It's about technique, keeping control of the ball, passing and moving. Chelsea do that more than other teams in the Premier League, and that's why we've been successful..''

Really... it wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that they have spent 100s of millions on top players then...

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Post by MK Gould »

We were at a friends house last night and he said that he'd spoken to someone who knows someone who knows Cole's sister.....and she said that he is definitely signing for us!

I thought he was winding me up but he insists it was the truth..... :shock: !

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Post by USMartin »

I think it's cute - "I just need to be loved"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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My friends sisters husbands cousin knows aguy who is a friend of my brothers mothers uncle who knows wengers dog walker grandfather who said he would get me a game for arsenal. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Post by norfbankN16 »

Apparently Joe Cole won't sign for us untill this thread reaches 100 pages :lol:

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mcdowell42 wrote:My friends sisters husbands cousin knows aguy who is a friend of my brothers mothers uncle who knows wengers dog walker grandfather who said he would get me a game for arsenal. :roll: :roll: :roll:
My granddaughter walks Wenger’s dog & she knows a guy whose niece’s son’s brother’s (who’s also presumably his brother’s mother’s son, unless they’re half brothers :? ) friend knows a guy whose cousin’s wife’s sibling’s friend is a bit of a sarcastic wanker. Small world.

:wink:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:My friends sisters husbands cousin knows aguy who is a friend of my brothers mothers uncle who knows wengers dog walker grandfather who said he would get me a game for arsenal. :roll: :roll: :roll:
My granddaughter walks Wenger’s dog & she knows a guy whose niece’s son’s brother’s (who’s also presumably his brother’s mother’s son, unless they’re half brothers :? ) friend knows a guy whose cousin’s wife’s sibling’s friend is a bit of a sarcastic wanker. Small world.

:wink:

After i posted that i just knew some smartarse was going to try work it out :roll: :wink: :lol:

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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

mcdowell42 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:My friends sisters husbands cousin knows aguy who is a friend of my brothers mothers uncle who knows wengers dog walker grandfather who said he would get me a game for arsenal. :roll: :roll: :roll:
My granddaughter walks Wenger’s dog & she knows a guy whose niece’s son’s brother’s (who’s also presumably his brother’s mother’s son, unless they’re half brothers :? ) friend knows a guy whose cousin’s wife’s sibling’s friend is a bit of a sarcastic wanker. Small world.

:wink:

After i posted that i just knew some smartarse was going to try work it out :roll: :wink: :lol:
:lol:

Not that much of a smartarse, it took me about 15 minutes! :oops:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:My friends sisters husbands cousin knows aguy who is a friend of my brothers mothers uncle who knows wengers dog walker grandfather who said he would get me a game for arsenal. :roll: :roll: :roll:
My granddaughter walks Wenger’s dog & she knows a guy whose niece’s son’s brother’s (who’s also presumably his brother’s mother’s son, unless they’re half brothers :? ) friend knows a guy whose cousin’s wife’s sibling’s friend is a bit of a sarcastic wanker. Small world.

:wink:

After i posted that i just knew some smartarse was going to try work it out :roll: :wink: :lol:
:lol:

Not that much of a smartarse, it took me about 15 minutes! :oops:
Thats where i fucked up :lol:

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Post by SCREAM AIM FIRE »

the foringers statement means hes not coming to arsenal...

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Post by augie »

Just fcuk off and sign for the scum cole so we can put a stop to this ridiculously long thread :roll: :banghead:

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Post by OnlyGotOneSong »

Looks like he may be heading for the Sp*ds, which is a shame. 55 pages for fuck all! Close this thread when he's holding his sp*d shirt with Harry "Twitch-alot" Redknapp.

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Post by Nick Bendtners Ego »

55 Bleedin' Pages (And Counting )This is a book waiting to happen , just print it out and bind .
What would the Title be ?
What's the record for this Forum anyway , something/or a thread with the word 'tits in it no doubt :)
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55 pages Frank, 55 pages :twisted:


:lol:

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Post by RaM »

Ok...I've done what no one else on here could: I've consulted an Aboriginal wise man.

He told me.....Joe Cole will definitely, absolutely, positively, play football next season.

:shock:

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