Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[officepest]

Watching Utd bollocks things up will never get old. Never.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

[SteveO 35]

Sky just put up United's record against the top six this season

One win and six points in total from a possible 36

4 of those and no goals conceded against.......errm........

[officepest]

Terrible rumours emanating from Old Trafford that Utd are on the verge of sacking wee Davy - say it isn't so.

[Dan_85]

Terrible rumours emanating from Old Trafford that Utd are on the verge of sacking wee Davy - say it isn't so.

Save Moyes!

In all seriousness, I don't know why they'd do it now with 3 games to go? Unless there's some technical details in his contract about it being cheaper to sack him less than a full season into the job? Why not wait until the summer, what difference is it gonna make if he is or isn't manager for the next 3 games?

[SteveO 35]

Terrible rumours emanating from Old Trafford that Utd are on the verge of sacking wee Davy - say it isn't so.

Can't we hire Blocks 2-6 to create a banner for them saying "Be Careful What You Wish For"

[SteveO 35]

Fucking hell.....Sky are all over it at the moment.......MOYES MUST STAY !

[clockender1]

Watching Utd bollocks things up will never get old. Never.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Well they're not even going to make the Europa league so it's going to be interesting to see what top class talent they can attract if any.

IMHO united are the 4th best destination for talent that wants to play in England right now - city, Chelsea then Liverpool are ahead of them. We're 5th. Yay us....

A massive miscalculation by the Glazers not to invest heavily last summer is going to keep them down 2-3 seasons if not longer, and if they don't get CL football within 2-3 years they are in serious financial trouble as they have to make the last 16 in all competitions just to pay off the £35million bank interest and break even.

Shame. Snigger.

[Dan_85]

Watching Utd bollocks things up will never get old. Never.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Well they're not even going to make the Europa league so it's going to be interesting to see what top class talent they can attract if any.

IMHO united are the 4th best destination for talent that wants to play in England right now - city, Chelsea then Liverpool are ahead of them. We're 5th. Yay us....

A massive miscalculation by the Glazers not to invest heavily last summer is going to keep them down 2-3 seasons if not longer, and if they don't get CL football within 2-3 years they are in serious financial trouble as they have to make the last 16 in all competitions just to pay off the £35million bank interest and break even.

Shame. Snigger.

Personally I think Utd can still attract top talent, at least for the next few years anyway. They're one of the top elite clubs in Europe and have a reputation to match, one season out of European Competition isn't gonna erase that. Missing out on the CL money won't have much of an impact on them either, their commercial income is astronomical so paying the wages required to attract top players won't be a problem.

[madjens]

Moyes may be free in the summer, Wenger hasn't signed his contract yet... could it be!

[clockender1]

But the chavs n city do have CL football AND can outbid them.

Mercenary players are going to go elsewhere now Fergie has gone, the squad is poor and they're out of Europe.

Unless they make a marquee signing like Ronaldo or Messi , IMHO they are done for a while.

Btw telegraph online says Moyes given until the weekend.

[LDB]

Strong rumours doing the rounds that he's been sacked

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... wners.html

[topgoon]

Terrible rumours emanating from Old Trafford that Utd are on the verge of sacking wee Davy - say it isn't so.

Just heard this too, wonder who they'll go for next.

Can't see where Moyes will end up next........actually thinking on it, if I were Pardew, I would start to get decidedly worried about my position.

[topgoon]

If United need a manager, we hope to have one going spare from about 6pm May 17th

[Rosie_titters]

i know we all take the piss at Man u failings and the shit job moyes is doing

But thought United would have more class than this, just another City and Chelsea, sack a bloke after a season, if things don't go right

FFs Ryan Giggs as manager , he won't do any better. This is a shit awful united team, going nowhere. Liverpool stuck by Brendan Rodgers and are now reaping the rewards.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

SSN have just said that their sources say Moyes will be sacked in the next 24 hours

Klopp will go there, it's a no brainer.