The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

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franksav63 wrote:What are we ever going to do when my c**t count hits 1000... ????? :? :? :? :?
We will present you with a trophy before the match - I will get samis to do it...... :wink:
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737. Sami. . . Seeing as there is a trophy being presented now i think he deserves it more than Frank :-P
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Basil is a Gooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:What are we ever going to do when my c**t count hits 1000... ????? :? :? :? :?
We will present you with a trophy before the match - I will get samis to do it...... :wink:
738. Basil. For thinking she's bigger than the forum. No-one is bigger than this forum. Perhaps except Arsene Wenger. And MrGnu. :oops: :)
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g88ner wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:717. g88ner.

Had a bit too much mulled f*cking wine at a fireworks party... ...never again.
Oi fucker! you can't c**t me just because you can't handle your booze mate! :x

721. SWLGooner because he can't handle his mulled wine! :lol: :wink:
739 and 740

DB10 and g88ner...

mulled wine + beer + tequila + dodgy serbian vodka.

And then a game of rugby.

bad idea.
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SWLGooner wrote:
g88ner wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:717. g88ner.

Had a bit too much mulled f*cking wine at a fireworks party... ...never again.
Oi fucker! you can't c**t me just because you can't handle your booze mate! :x

721. SWLGooner because he can't handle his mulled wine! :lol: :wink:
739 and 740

DB10 and g88ner...

mulled wine + beer + tequila + dodgy serbian vodka.

And then a game of rugby.

bad idea.
Why is it with you Engerlishmen so many drunken nights end up with gay sex? Do you not like women?? :-P :wink:
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741. The Daily Star...

for running a story abou getting AW as manager, *word censored*
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12thGooner wrote:The Daily Star...

for running a story abou getting AW as manager, c**ts
Manager....... of The Daily Star... :shock: :shock: Blimey... :lol: :lol:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:726. OneBardGooner - for being unable to spell c**t properly!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
742. Hlebby for not realising that I was using a 'K' in *word censored* - emphasise the alliteration of the word..

743. Hlebby - He's Just a *word censored* anyway! :wink: 8)
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OneBardGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:726. OneBardGooner - for being unable to spell c**t properly!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
742. Hlebby for not realising that I was using a 'K' in c**t - emphasise the alliteration of the word..

743. Hlebby - He's Just a c**t anyway! :wink: 8)
744. OneBardGooner again for not realising that I knew that and was just taking the mickey!! :roll: :oops: Stupid ****!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:726. OneBardGooner - for being unable to spell c**t properly!!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
742. Hlebby for not realising that I was using a 'K' in c**t - emphasise the alliteration of the word..

743. Hlebby - He's Just a c**t anyway! :wink: 8)
744. OneBardGooner again for not realising that I knew that and was just taking the mickey!! :roll: :oops: Stupid ****!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
745. Hlebby for not realising I knew , that he knew that and that I knew he was taking the piss...Very Stupid Clever Dicky *word censored*! :wink: :D :barscarf:
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747. OneBardGooner - for not realising that I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I was joking!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
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748. Hlebby for REALLY cofnusing me.... :? :? :?
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749. Frank "to keep his image up".

Greasy PR f*cker! :wink: :lol:
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749. DB10 ...and minus 1 *word censored* from Frank.

I agreed to "uncunt" Frank. DB10 is the replacement *word censored*, at Frank's request.

:-P 8)
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DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
g88ner wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:717. g88ner.

Had a bit too much mulled f*cking wine at a fireworks party... ...never again.
Oi fucker! you can't c**t me just because you can't handle your booze mate! :x

721. SWLGooner because he can't handle his mulled wine! :lol: :wink:
739 and 740

DB10 and g88ner...

mulled wine + beer + tequila + dodgy serbian vodka.

And then a game of rugby.

bad idea.
Why is it with you Engerlishmen so many drunken nights end up with gay sex? Do you not like women?? :-P :wink:
a)not english

b) over half the people playing were girls ("touch" rugby I assure you)

I think the events that night would disprove your last sentence. :wink: :lol:
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