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SWLGooner wrote:

corkbarry wrote:753, g88ner
754, swlgooner.

for their online romance, lads use pms for whispering sweet nothings to each other

755. corkbarry

PMs were down..

What, on a first date? I'd heard that g88ner was the 'easy' type and that he had low standards, but surely he wouldn't drop his PMs straight away? What's happened to people's morals in this modern society of ours?

I Hate Hleb wrote:

SWLGooner wrote:

corkbarry wrote:753, g88ner
754, swlgooner.

for their online romance, lads use pms for whispering sweet nothings to each other

755. corkbarry

PMs were down..

What, on a first date? I'd heard that g88ner was the 'easy' type and that he had low standards, but surely he wouldn't drop his PMs straight away? What's happened to people's morals in this modern society of ours?

Is there anything you don't find innuendo/puns in Hlebby?

Inyourendhole puns? Is that another of those new products that supposedly enhance the sexual experience - i.e. a Rampant Rabbit but specifically for the anus?!! You dirty boy SWL!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Inyourendhole puns? Is that another of those new products that supposedly enhance the sexual experience - i.e. a Rampant Rabbit but specifically for the anus?!! You dirty boy SWL!!

Surely you are stretching it a bit there???

yes I meant that

Probably. If we continue in this vein it's obvious we'll hit a black hole sooner or later!! Then we really will be up Shit's Creek!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:Probably. If we continue in this vein it's obvious we'll hit a black hole sooner or later!! Then we really will be up Shit's Creek!!

You really are anal... about all of this, any sign of a pun and you're on it, can really make a good thread crap you know...

Oi!!!! Don't you dare poo-poo my punning skills!! Let's faeces it, although admittedly they can sometimes be a bit pony - and once I get going I've been know to pile them on - to accuse me of ruining a thread with my puns is just Bullshit!!

On a more lighter note, I've heard that Sami might ditch his hard of hearing girlfriend Katherine - or Defecate as she's better known. He told me he planned to get rid of her because he didn't like the shape of her arse, plus the fact she supported a different football team!! Apparently she had a Diarrhea and is a manure fan. Anyway, have you had enough of this toilet humour yet?

758,
ihh

759.
swl

keep your puns out of the *word censored* thread

pile them on someone elses thread

760. Rebel - for re-using the pun 'pile' right after I did!!! The rules are that you're supposed to use something new, not one that's been aired already. Silly *word censored*!!!

IHH, you've used up all the puns.

761. Rebel.

Can't think of any more puns, looks like that's it.

Bummer!

SWLGooner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

SWLGooner wrote:

corkbarry wrote:753, g88ner
754, swlgooner.

for their online romance, lads use pms for whispering sweet nothings to each other

755. corkbarry

PMs were down..

What, on a first date? I'd heard that g88ner was the 'easy' type and that he had low standards, but surely he wouldn't drop his PMs straight away? What's happened to people's morals in this modern society of ours?

Is there anything you don't find innuendo/puns in Hlebby?

I must say that I've never found one in a christmas cracker. Strange that, eh?

in my defence i was bored of your puns so didn't read them properly.

batty boys

762. Rebel again - for not reading the posts properly!! Lazy *word censored*!!

REBEL GOONER wrote:in my defence i was bored of your puns so didn't read them properly.

batty boys

I was just reading through all the posts, saw that shite post, and skidded to a halt!

I'd love to say that joke was pants, but I can't - it was real quality!!! As for Rebel's post, I agree: it was certainly underwearlming!!!