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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Herd wrote:Bendy has three demands ,Min 52 K a week is surely 1 whats the other 2 ???

They must pay my Insurance ,or for my Pizza's ??

Panda my ego ?
LOL I just read that on a webpage with a picture of him looking fed up. He is the type of footballer that the Athletes have made to look idiots. Cant we just give him away ?

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Apparently he wants CL Football,Permission to fuck off at any min to visit his son in London and,and to play regularly !

On top of 52 K a week of course !

That rules almost everyone out then,the German teams who are the most likely candidates are unlikely to pay the wages except prehaps Bayern and the other nations like Spain or Italy dont want him , !

PSG maybe ?

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Herd wrote:Apparently he wants CL Football,Permission to fuck off at any min to visit his son in London and,and to play regularly !

On top of 52 K a week of course !

That rules almost everyone out then,the German teams who are the most likely candidates are unlikely to pay the wages except prehaps Bayern and the other nations like Spain or Italy dont want him , !

PSG maybe ?
bendtner and ibrahimovic in the same team?

:shock: :o :shock: :o :wink:

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bendtner and ibrahimovic in the same team?

Wasn't thinking of team sheets just who could provide CL Football and Pay his wages ,No one wants him in the UK,No Italians seemed lured by the prospect of a man who cant pay for his own Pizza's,In Spain the top two wont bite,Valencia ??? I doubt it ,the Turks might be able to afford him but do they want him ??

Im seriously worried we will have to simply give him away or perhaps we can sell him to Southampton on the last day of the transfer window !

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Herd wrote:Apparently he wants CL Football,Permission to fuck off at any min to visit his son in London and,and to play regularly !

On top of 52 K a week of course !

That rules almost everyone out then,the German teams who are the most likely candidates are unlikely to pay the wages except prehaps Bayern and the other nations like Spain or Italy dont want him , !

PSG maybe ?
So basically we're waiting for Celtic to put a bid in for him?

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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That's funny as i could of sworn his old man reckoned Europes top clubs were looking at him.

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EC3 wrote:That's funny as i could of sworn his old man reckoned Europes top clubs were looking at him.
Europe's top clubs will be looking at him, the man is a fantastic footballer. Just from today: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news ... n-Bendtner

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Here we have a player who said he would never play for us again. The manager of the decade has said he is not in his plans. Yet this *word censored* is still here picking up the equivalent of about fifty season tickets a week :banghead:

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Said all along that no c**t in his right mind would buy this c**t with his overstated self importance and the only solution was to hire a nameless guy "to do a job on him" ( :wink: ) but I was heavily warned by the mods for my suggestion :roll: :wink: :lol:

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Would the OP kindly drop 'progress' from the title. It's quite misleading. Cheers.

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Anyone know how long he's got left on his contract?

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augie wrote:Said all along that no c**t in his right mind would buy this c**t with his overstated self importance and the only solution was to hire a nameless guy "to do a job on him" ( :wink: ) but I was heavily warned by the mods for my suggestion :roll: :wink: :lol:
Well now that Milan have signed Bojan it;s Juve or Bust ,Augie there's plenty of desperate thugs on the Holloway road who would do it ?

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This must be the worst thread ever, almost as pointless as him being at arsenal and creaming 52k a week of us!

Please fuck off bendy :barscarf:

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Gunnersaurus wrote:Anyone know how long he's got left on his contract?
4 years!!!!!































































im not sure really just thought id get augies blood boiling :augie: :wink:

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:D :box:

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