THE WENGER THREAD

[markyp]

fucking sheep,the moyes fiasco fair point,but how about the revolving door at chavski and city,oh hang on look at how their trophy cabinets shine unlike ours covered in cobwebs,id take a revolving door with bucket loads of trophies over any longevity with a manager who wins fuck all.the moyes fiasco is a fuck up down to fergie,we wont make that mistake,we would pull in a mager of class an ancelotti or a Hiddink,not a moyes,i cant stand these sheep who are scared of a wengerless arsenal,they usually fall in the 15-30 age group,they know fuck all,they don't realise we won trophies pre wenger and will do the same again when hes gone,fucking tools the lot of them

[officepest]

Ah Pravda is back posting shite again, normality returns.

One "accident" is careless, but three in the space of three months, all three the fault of the same driver. Maybe it's time for this driver to lose his "license".

yup.

9 points on your license and you're done.

pretty pathetic excuses. but at least the press are start to look for stories about his successor......

Which is in itself a pointless waste of ink as we all know Wenger will over-promote the most fawinng, sycophantic of his Acolytes.

[rodders999]

If Wenger leaves Arsenal


The Turin Shroud will disintegrate
Vast hordes of Chinese peasants will insanely rush into Mongolia causing the earth to wobble on it's axis under their concentrated weight
Pandora's Box will be found and opened by a Scythian farmer drunk on Arak
The Liberty Bell will fall apart along the crack
Elvis will emerge from hiding to reveal he has been held captive in an alien base under the Utah desert playing private concerts for the Skull and Bones Society
The crystal skulls of South America will begin talking in an ancient tongue and will curse the population of Belgium with a plague of pubic lice
And that is all within the first hour....lots more will follow

My trousers will hit the deck within milliseconds of the story breaking

[Clash]

If Wenger leaves Arsenal


The Turin Shroud will disintegrate
Vast hordes of Chinese peasants will insanely rush into Mongolia causing the earth to wobble on it's axis under their concentrated weight
Pandora's Box will be found and opened by a Scythian farmer drunk on Arak
The Liberty Bell will fall apart along the crack
Elvis will emerge from hiding to reveal he has been held captive in an alien base under the Utah desert playing private concerts for the Skull and Bones Society
The crystal skulls of South America will begin talking in an ancient tongue and will curse the population of Belgium with a plague of pubic lice
And that is all within the first hour....lots more will follow

haha

[markyp]

If Wenger leaves Arsenal


The Turin Shroud will disintegrate
Vast hordes of Chinese peasants will insanely rush into Mongolia causing the earth to wobble on it's axis under their concentrated weight
Pandora's Box will be found and opened by a Scythian farmer drunk on Arak
The Liberty Bell will fall apart along the crack
Elvis will emerge from hiding to reveal he has been held captive in an alien base under the Utah desert playing private concerts for the Skull and Bones Society
The crystal skulls of South America will begin talking in an ancient tongue and will curse the population of Belgium with a plague of pubic lice
And that is all within the first hour....lots more will follow

is that all,we are lead to believe it will be much worse,and you forgot to mention that the leaning tower of pizza will topple over too

[remigardeshair]

If Wenger leaves Arsenal


The Turin Shroud will disintegrate
Vast hordes of Chinese peasants will insanely rush into Mongolia causing the earth to wobble on it's axis under their concentrated weight
Pandora's Box will be found and opened by a Scythian farmer drunk on Arak
The Liberty Bell will fall apart along the crack
Elvis will emerge from hiding to reveal he has been held captive in an alien base under the Utah desert playing private concerts for the Skull and Bones Society
The crystal skulls of South America will begin talking in an ancient tongue and will curse the population of Belgium with a plague of pubic lice
And that is all within the first hour....lots more will follow

My trousers will hit the deck within milliseconds of the story breaking

Just make sure you keep away from Pandora's box then

[rodders999]

SteveO's butcher will be fished out of the Thames.

#IfWengerLeavesArsenal

[OneBardGooner]

Wenger must leave asap.

The only alternative to that - that will stop mass suicides from gooners by his staying on - is to bring back D.Dein to oversee ALL signings AND bring in a Younger Coach to actually coach the the players and do the tactics...so that wenger can concentrate on managing things...like meetings with the board...doing TV specials with french TV, the Pre & post match interviews and shagging female french DJ's (alledgedly).

Sorrrted!.

[augie]

I used to want DD back but now I wouldn't want him back unless wenker is gone from our club first.
Actually if I was the owner, I would want a clear the decks policy now - coaches, medical staff, scouts, bus drivers (well the c*nt did insist on leaving the bridge early on saturday ), tea ladies etc would all either lose their jobs or be required to re-apply for their jobs cos I would want a totally clean break from this regime

I have to say that if/when the French senile old c*nt signs a new deal, then that result in me turning my back on the club for the first time ever - last summer I gave up my season tickets in the hope that if enough of us took that decision, it was force changes in the club and I also decided that I was no longer willing to contribute as much as 1p to that c*nts £7.5m per season contract......now it looks like it was all for nothing

[rodders999]

All day bedroom gymnastic session with her indoors

#IfWengerLeavesArsenal

[rodders999]

There will be a 5000% increase in window licking around North London

#IfWengerLeavesArsenal

[A11M11]

last summer I gave up my season tickets in the hope that if enough of us took that decision, it was force changes in the club.

Never going to work , whilst there are touts outside selling tickets there is a demand. You would need a block to give up before they even noticed.

Still just think of the money and heartache you saved.

[scotgooner]

fucking sheep,the moyes fiasco fair point,but how about the revolving door at chavski and city,oh hang on look at how their trophy cabinets shine unlike ours covered in cobwebs,id take a revolving door with bucket loads of trophies over any longevity with a manager who wins fuck all.the moyes fiasco is a fuck up down to fergie,we wont make that mistake,we would pull in a mager of class an ancelotti or a Hiddink,not a moyes,i cant stand these sheep who are scared of a wengerless arsenal,they usually fall in the 15-30 age group,they know fuck all,they don't realise we won trophies pre wenger and will do the same again when hes gone,fucking tools the lot of them

Completely agree with you Marky!

Although I fall into the 15-30 age group

[markyp]

fucking sheep,the moyes fiasco fair point,but how about the revolving door at chavski and city,oh hang on look at how their trophy cabinets shine unlike ours covered in cobwebs,id take a revolving door with bucket loads of trophies over any longevity with a manager who wins fuck all.the moyes fiasco is a fuck up down to fergie,we wont make that mistake,we would pull in a mager of class an ancelotti or a Hiddink,not a moyes,i cant stand these sheep who are scared of a wengerless arsenal,they usually fall in the 15-30 age group,they know fuck all,they don't realise we won trophies pre wenger and will do the same again when hes gone,fucking tools the lot of them

Completely agree with you Marky!

Although I fall into the 15-30 age group

sorry scotgooner,you can be my buddy then

[Gunner Rob]

last summer I gave up my season tickets in the hope that if enough of us took that decision, it was force changes in the club.

Never going to work , whilst there are touts outside selling tickets there is a demand. You would need a block to give up before they even noticed.

Still just think of the money and heartache you saved.

I am not a season ticket holder but did used to think that the quickest way to solve the problem is for everyone not to renew. That is still the case (there is no way Wenger would still be manager if nobody had renewed after we sold Van Persie for example) BUT it is never going to happen and my view now is that the more committed Arsenal supporters that there are in the stadium voicing their disapproval the better because I think that Wenger is affected by criticism.

Of course the constant ticket increases keeps on pushing that hardcore support out of the stadium...