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Number 5 wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Only here could talking about gimp masks, money-shots, indigestible-vegetable fetishes & the enigma that is the projectile female ejaculation be considered witty!

That last one is a fucking myth.

Although if Basil can achieve it.................colour me X............

seamoisalegend wrote:

Radford149 wrote:

seamoisalegend wrote:Oi radders got any tips on how to woo Kaf? You sound like an old old old man but might have some experience.

Radford is available for tips but hastens to add he's not that old, but is a graduate of the university of LOVE

Ah cmon radders you have to be at least sixty by now.

olgitgooner wrote:

Number 5 wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Only here could talking about gimp masks, money-shots, indigestible-vegetable fetishes & the enigma that is the projectile female ejaculation be considered witty!

That last one is a fucking myth.

Although if Basil can achieve it.................colour me X............

mmmmm, maybe Gusher should re-consider his forum name?

SWLGooner wrote:SWL personally finds Radford somewhat annoying, not due to his habit of speaking in the third person, which, although strange, is easily ignorable.

I don't agree with Radford on almost EVERYTHING and do somewhat dislike him. Yes, he went over the top last night and it was out of order, but I see no reason to ban him.

Oh yeah, who did get banned?

And Basil, next time a bit more of the real thing please, I mean come on, I'm a regular customer...

that may be taken to mean whatever you think it means

g88ner wrote:

Number 5 wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:We've already banned one member today. I don't think we need to do another.

Oh spill.

Basil - turns out she was selling heroin to some of our more impressionable young members like Samis, tinpot, SWL and Corkbarry. A sad day.

She was finally caught when she tried pimping out MizzNaughty.

g88ner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Ive always thought of Radford as a character he isnt real just someone playing a role on here. Im sure the real person is a gooner but outside of the Arsenal comments he probably doesnt believe a word he says and just says most of it for the reaction.

Thats why he wont let on to his job as it would mean less posts coming his way

Agreed, I think it's obvious that Radford is a made up character...

Perhaps his talk of "management", "respect" and being "a pillar of the community" is more an escape from reality. A departure from the cruel world that mocks him on a daily basis

"Radford" is a cool cat... he's spoken of his stylish attire and no doubt he's a stallion in bed, and I'm sure he probably makes girls wet just by looking at them. Of course, to add another dimension to the character, he also likes to add mystery by drip feeding us with information from his wonderful life, and yet he also likes to maintain distance. He's a maverick, after all; a guy who stands out from the crowd... and what better way to get that across on a forum than to refer to oneself in the third person! It's so simple, yet brilliant. Radford really is one clever cookie.

I remember last season, Radford posted on a CL thread that he would "naturally" be watching the Arsenal in whatever shit stained country it was. Problem was, he accidently posted on the forum about 10 mins before kick off - probably posted from an internet connection on his fancy, new, ultra-expensive mobile... or perhaps his personal helicopter flying him direct to the game. He'll have to parachute to his seat, but that's ok... "Radford" was in the SAS.

SPUDMASHER wrote:We've already banned one member today. I don't think we need to do another.

Radders, it has to be said that on occasions you can be an intolerable *word censored*. However, you've not broken any rules and I don't support your being exiled from here. I do however think you have some ground to make up with our Irish members for your over the top reaction to the result on Wednesday night. Don't get me wrong, I think that the Irish reaction in general has been well over the top but the guys on here are generally pretty balanced (even DB10slop).

I would suggest you just tone it down for a bit.

Number 5 wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Only here could talking about gimp masks, money-shots, indigestible-vegetable fetishes & the enigma that is the projectile female ejaculation be considered witty!

That last one is a fucking myth.

Although if Basil can achieve it.................colour me X............