The Gooner Forum

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

LDB wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

MK Gould wrote:After all these thousands of years you are still eaten up with jealously. Our gingerness is a constant reminder to you that you are an outcast. The bastard offspring of nordic, saxon or roman invaders. The ugly brown/blonde/black haired cuckoo in the nest.

Us gingers are the true heirs to these Islands and one day we will rise up and the rest of you can jump back into your long boats and feck off home.....

DAYWALKER! Someone get the holy water quick!

Shit, they're evolving!

Im scared now just out of interest if i see any on my travels today how should i get rid of the threat? Is it the normal vampire way?

Urine. Spray them with urine. It's the only thing that can destroy a Ginger Daywalker.

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

Im scared now just out of interest if i see any on my travels today how should i get rid of the threat? Is it the normal vampire way?

Urine. Spray them with urine. It's the only thing that can destroy a Ginger Daywalker.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

Im scared now just out of interest if i see any on my travels today how should i get rid of the threat? Is it the normal vampire way?

Urine. Spray them with urine. It's the only thing that can destroy a Ginger Daywalker.

Well I’ve pissed myself plenty of times without even being legless so I cant be a ginger!

I Hate Hleb wrote:

I was wondering what your answer to IU4GN's (if I may say so, rather desperate) post would be. Now I eagerly await IU4GN's response (and no, that's not a euphemism!!! )

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

LDB wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

MK Gould wrote:After all these thousands of years you are still eaten up with jealously. Our gingerness is a constant reminder to you that you are an outcast. The bastard offspring of nordic, saxon or roman invaders. The ugly brown/blonde/black haired cuckoo in the nest.

Us gingers are the true heirs to these Islands and one day we will rise up and the rest of you can jump back into your long boats and feck off home.....

DAYWALKER! Someone get the holy water quick!

Shit, they're evolving!

Im scared now just out of interest if i see any on my travels today how should i get rid of the threat? Is it the normal vampire way?

Urine. Spray them with urine. It's the only thing that can destroy a Ginger Daywalker.

DB10GOONER wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

Im scared now just out of interest if i see any on my travels today how should i get rid of the threat? Is it the normal vampire way?

Urine. Spray them with urine. It's the only thing that can destroy a Ginger Daywalker.

Well I’ve pissed myself plenty of times without even being legless so I cant be a ginger!

Ginger piss cannot hurt your kind. Only normal person piss. Daywalker scum.

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Urine. Spray them with urine. It's the only thing that can destroy a Ginger Daywalker.

Id just like to say i just tried this as a ging was walking towards me i 'sprayed' her with urine and she legged it, it looked like she was scared she might melt if any hit her

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

Im scared now just out of interest if i see any on my travels today how should i get rid of the threat? Is it the normal vampire way?

Urine. Spray them with urine. It's the only thing that can destroy a Ginger Daywalker.

Well I’ve pissed myself plenty of times without even being legless so I cant be a ginger!

Ginger piss cannot hurt your kind. Only normal person piss. Daywalker scum.

Ok, ok, if it reeaally means that much to you I’ll let BT piss on me & we can see if I vanquish or not. As long as she doesn’t drink any ginger beer first or the (s)experiment will be compromised.

By the way, I know why you’re calling me a ginge (in revenge for pointing out you look a bit like Janette Krankie) but what did I ever do to old Hlebby?

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:By the way, I know why you’re calling me a ginge (in revenge for pointing out you look a bit like Janette Krankie) but what did I ever do to old Hlebby?

Nothing my old mucker. I was just shocked that you seemed less embarrassed pointing out that you piss yourself, than about being thought a ginger (which I know you're not, but still.......!!)