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safcftm wrote:The Viagra didn't help much. My mate got arrested pre match for setting off a smoke bomb then we scored early and I came, went to clean up then the officials fucked us over. Then we got in minibus and were having great fun cheering the arsenal goals until :banghead:
Then I got to Newcastle station to continue my journey home and I'm surrounded by pissed up plastic Scottish mags singing about collocini and giving renditions of 4-0 and you fucked it up to the one poor gooner on the train with his son who must be about 5 years old and who looks very frightened by it all. Utter c**ts.
On the contrary. It sounds like the Viagra did work!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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safcftm wrote:The Viagra didn't help much. My mate got arrested pre match for setting off a smoke bomb then we scored early and I came, went to clean up then the officials fucked us over. Then we got in minibus and were having great fun cheering the arsenal goals until :banghead:
Then I got to Newcastle station to continue my journey home and I'm surrounded by pissed up plastic Scottish mags singing about collocini and giving renditions of 4-0 and you fucked it up to the one poor gooner on the train with his son who must be about 5 years old and who looks very frightened by it all. Utter c**ts.
*word censored*, i'm glad wasnt there today. That would have been the last straw for me. By the way for the benefit of the other poster there are many Scottish gooners and we aint plastic. The night we played Celtic at Parkhead in the CL Qualifier I was proud of the amount of Scots accents I heard that night in the away section.

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
safcftm wrote:
On the contrary. It sounds like the Viagra did work!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: oh aye, it worked in that respect :oops: it just didn't improve the game :lol: Don't think I'll use it again for a match, was a bit strange ejaculating when we scored. Might just stick to copious amounts of drink for everton and arsenal away :lol:

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53Szczesny53

It is hard to make any comments on today's game without using the magic word "referee"... Thought he was brilliant today...
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Andrei says Shhhhh wrote:
safcftm wrote:The Viagra didn't help much. My mate got arrested pre match for setting off a smoke bomb then we scored early and I came, went to clean up then the officials fucked us over. Then we got in minibus and were having great fun cheering the arsenal goals until :banghead:
Then I got to Newcastle station to continue my journey home and I'm surrounded by pissed up plastic Scottish mags singing about collocini and giving renditions of 4-0 and you fucked it up to the one poor gooner on the train with his son who must be about 5 years old and who looks very frightened by it all. Utter c**ts.
c**ts, i'm glad wasnt there today. That would have been the last straw for me. By the way for the benefit of the other poster there are many Scottish gooners and we aint plastic. The night we played Celtic at Parkhead in the CL Qualifier I was proud of the amount of Scots accents I heard that night in the away section.
Errr, assuming you mean me :? , I wasn’t referring to Gooners from Scotland, or anywhere else. My old man’s a jock & it was him that made me a Gooner, even though he’s not really one himself. I was talking about why anyone, from anywhere but Newcastle, would ever choose to support Newcastle! The term "plastic mags" just seems a bit oxymoronic, like "glory-hunting Sperz fans." 8)

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safcftm wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
safcftm wrote:
On the contrary. It sounds like the Viagra did work!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: oh aye, it worked in that respect :oops: it just didn't improve the game :lol: Don't think I'll use it again for a match, was a bit strange ejaculating when we scored. Might just stick to copious amounts of drink for everton and arsenal away :lol:
Might be a good idea. After all, the way we defend you'll probably be ejaculating so much that you'll end up having a heart attack and dying with a smile on your face!!! Or at the very least very messy! :oops: :oops: :lol: :wink:

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Andrei, I know not all are plastic (I have Scottish accent meself) but I spoke to them and not one knew anything about nufc pre 92 despite all being old enough to. They jumped on the sky nufc keegan bandwagon and are loudmouthed pissed up intimidating *word censored*. I ended up having a bit chat to the gooner, canny lad he was and we ended up amusing ourselves by singing the Eduardo song- I think the mags realised I was red and White at that point but the train pulled in and we got off before they could say anything :lol:

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I felt for you today SAFC"y :( :(

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mrgnu1958 wrote:I felt for you today SAFC"y :( :(
With the potency of that Viagra you'd have fucking found me if you were within a 50 mile radius :wink:

Cheers mate, needless to say I was thinking of the inevitable disappointment on here as their comeback happened :cry:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Andrei says Shhhhh wrote:
safcftm wrote:The Viagra didn't help much. My mate got arrested pre match for setting off a smoke bomb then we scored early and I came, went to clean up then the officials fucked us over. Then we got in minibus and were having great fun cheering the arsenal goals until :banghead:
Then I got to Newcastle station to continue my journey home and I'm surrounded by pissed up plastic Scottish mags singing about collocini and giving renditions of 4-0 and you fucked it up to the one poor gooner on the train with his son who must be about 5 years old and who looks very frightened by it all. Utter c**ts.
c**ts, i'm glad wasnt there today. That would have been the last straw for me. By the way for the benefit of the other poster there are many Scottish gooners and we aint plastic. The night we played Celtic at Parkhead in the CL Qualifier I was proud of the amount of Scots accents I heard that night in the away section.
Errr, assuming you mean me :? , I wasn’t referring to Gooners from Scotland, or anywhere else. My old man’s a jock & it was him that made me a Gooner, even though he’s not really one himself. I was talking about why anyone, from anywhere but Newcastle, would ever choose to support Newcastle! The term "plastic mags" just seems a bit oxymoronic, like "glory-hunting Sperz fans." 8)
No worries, Just thought you trying to say that if you are outwith a certain radius then you cant be a genuine fan.

safc, I know exactly the type you refer to.

When the mags were 12 points ahead of Man Utd that season it was laughable at how many people up here were suddenly Newcastle fans

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I Hate Hleb wrote: Problem is that it comes across as scouse-like whinging. Now if you lose one goal, and the ref is partially responsible for making a bad decision or two that has a major impact then fair enough. But regardless of the officials mistakes, it needed plenty of our own to enable the team to lose the seeming unassailable 4-0 winning position we had. :banghead: :banghead:
Agreed Dowd fucked us over good today butn still even when the ref fucks you you shouldn't lose a 4-0 lead anywhere against anyone if you want to won your League, even Man United or Chelsea, and the was Newcastle United a team playing in a lower division last year.

Dowd was horrible and I would love it if he was convicted of taking bribes and ass-raped repeatedly in prison but no team the claims to want to win its League can have excuses for blowing a four-goal lead. Over a four-year period from 2002-2005 we dropped points once after taking a two-goal lead in the Premiership and that was at s***s in 2004 when we knew we had the League sewn up with a point.

Bottom line is Dowd could die tonight and I'd not shed a tear as therer is no reason to miss his existence, but that is only ignoring far bigger problems at this point that we can fix - or could have during the transfer window anyway.

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Just seen the 2nd pen on MOTD.

Dowd you fucking *word censored* of a prick.

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1989 wrote:Just seen the 2nd pen on MOTD.

Dowd you fucking c**t of a prick.

What wa motd take on the penalty did they reckon it was right or ref fucked up

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mcdowell42 wrote:
1989 wrote:Just seen the 2nd pen on MOTD.

Dowd you fucking c**t of a prick.

What wa motd take on the penalty did they reckon it was right or ref fucked up
ref fucked up and they saying nolan should of been sent off for foul on scz

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1989 wrote:Just seen the 2nd pen on MOTD.

Dowd you fucking c**t of a prick.
They say these "decisions" even out over a season :? Do you have to be from Manchester to buy these "evenings" :? 8)

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