MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:34 am

http://www.detective-pi.com/europe/spai ... ibiza.html

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:48 am

Cockerill's chin wrote:http://www.detective-pi.com/europe/spai ... ibiza.html

Can imagine how that call from the detective would go;

â€œMeester Feensbury? I have followed your senorita for two days now, seÃ±or.â€

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:01 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
Cockerill's chin wrote:http://www.detective-pi.com/europe/spai ... ibiza.html

Can imagine how that call from the detective would go;

â€œMeester Feensbury? I have followed your senorita for two days now, seÃ±or.â€

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:03 am

Mr Finsbury Park Gooner,

To be honest her location isn't the issue as she happily lets me sling it up her wherever we are when I meet her.

If I was you I would take solace in the fact that while she is away she will be getting plenty of practise at it and while she doesn't lack enthusiasm she could certainly do with brushing up her technique.

The way I see it its a win, win situation for the both of us.

All the best,

Percy.

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:04 am

I would just like to update you on the onlinegooner trip to Ibiza. safcftm, miss naughty and myself have found FPG's girlfriend and have joined the queue i have just taken a pic of the scenes outside the apartments and will report back later

augie · Post by **augie** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:13 am

marcengels wrote:Sleep well, FPG?

I'd say he wasnt the only fella on this forum that went to bed thinking about her last night

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:25 am

Even DB10 has arrived looking for some action, lets hope she can take care of his sunburn.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:28 am

MutleyGooner wrote:Even DB10 has arrived looking for some action, lets hope she can take care of his sunburn.

In fairness though that actually looks like brazilianGOONER!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:30 am

flash gunner wrote:I would just like to update you on the onlinegooner trip to Ibiza. safcftm, miss naughty and myself have found FPG's girlfriend and have joined the queue i have just taken a pic of the scenes outside the apartments and will report back later

It fucking pandemonium!

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:39 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:I would just like to update you on the onlinegooner trip to Ibiza. safcftm, miss naughty and myself have found FPG's girlfriend and have joined the queue i have just taken a pic of the scenes outside the apartments and will report back later

It fucking pandemonium!

Men, women, oaps, she'll fuck anything that girl!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:58 am

goonersid wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:I would just like to update you on the onlinegooner trip to Ibiza. safcftm, miss naughty and myself have found FPG's girlfriend and have joined the queue i have just taken a pic of the scenes outside the apartments and will report back later

It fucking pandemonium!
Men, women, oaps, she'll fuck anything that girl!

Is that a goat in the distance??

Reb??

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:18 am

Sid and Frank

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:19 am

franksav63 wrote:
goonersid wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:I would just like to update you on the onlinegooner trip to Ibiza. safcftm, miss naughty and myself have found FPG's girlfriend and have joined the queue i have just taken a pic of the scenes outside the apartments and will report back later

It fucking pandemonium!
Men, women, oaps, she'll fuck anything that girl!

Is that a goat in the distance?? Reb??

Animal, mineral, vegetable (or Muttley, Jayson, Percy

) - she'll fuck ANYTHING!

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:21 pm

Well it is lunchtime so last nights load should have oozed out of her by now and she will be ready for another batch of gentlemens relish.

Ryan Giggs is in Spain somewhere so I presume he has been through her by now.

Just wondeing what sort of state her sausage wallet is in and the below emoticon looks quite apt.

Red and throbbing!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:23 pm

Percy Dalton wrote:Well it is lunchtime so last nights load should have oozed out of her by now and she will be ready for another batch of gentlemens relish.

Ryan Giggs is in Spain somewhere so I presume he has been through her by now.

Just wondeing what sort of state her sausage wallet is in and the below emoticon looks quite apt.

Red and throbbing!

LOFL funny.