Saggy chops trial

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brazilianGOONER wrote:fellas, i don't know anything about the british law and finances (even though i work with it) is not my where my knowledge lies either (that would be in porn and other useless stuff), so can anyone tell me how fucked is 'arry? what are the odds, is he going to jail?

cheers :barscarf:
If this was anyone else, if he was found guilty he would get a jail sentence. What you need to remember is that the case isn't about whether or not he owes tax (that's a given, and he will have to repay it). The case is to decide whether he knowingly evaded it.

In a case like this, the only way he could get off would be if he could prove someone else (like the accountant) did it without him knowing, but seeing as nobody knew about the account for fuck knows how long he is totally fucked

The maximum sentence would be about 7 years but he will probably get 2 years and have to do 6 months before getting bail

But this is wheeler dealer 'Arry, he'll probably sell David Bentley to the judge for a laaaavely fee to get off

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skizz_b wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:fellas, i don't know anything about the british law and finances (even though i work with it) is not my where my knowledge lies either (that would be in porn and other useless stuff), so can anyone tell me how fucked is 'arry? what are the odds, is he going to jail?

cheers :barscarf:
If this was anyone else, if he was found guilty he would get a jail sentence. What you need to remember is that the case isn't about whether or not he owes tax (that's a given, and he will have to repay it). The case is to decide whether he knowingly evaded it.

In a case like this, the only way he could get off would be if he could prove someone else (like the accountant) did it without him knowing, but seeing as nobody knew about the account for fuck knows how long he is totally fucked

The maximum sentence would be about 7 years but he will probably get 2 years and have to do 6 months before getting bail

But this is wheeler dealer 'Arry, he'll probably sell David Bentley to the judge for a laaaavely fee to get off
cheers mate, that's looking good :barscarf:

when do we know if he's picking the soap or not?

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trial should last about 2 weeks i reckon, so hopefully by the end of next week

ps - who said dogs dont look like their owners??

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skizz_b wrote:trial should last about 2 weeks i reckon, so hopefully by the end of next week

ps - who said dogs dont look like their owners??

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dogs? :shock:

thought that was the redknapp family picture '08 :?

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Lots to update you on. We've been hearing tape of Redknapp's police interview in 2009
Redknapp: "I'm most disorganised person in world. I can't work a computer, don't know how to email. Never sent a fax or even text message"
"I've never written a letter in my life. I write like a two year old and can't spell"
"My accountant runs my life. I haven't seen a wage slip for possibly ten years. I don't have bank statements"
"I pay a fortune to my accountant to look after me. He pays my bills. He runs my life"

Says wheeler-dealer 'Arry! :lol: :lol: :roll: :lol:

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Boomer wrote:Lots to update you on. We've been hearing tape of Redknapp's police interview in 2009
Redknapp: "I'm most disorganised person in world. I can't work a computer, don't know how to email. Never sent a fax or even text message"
"I've never written a letter in my life. I write like a two year old and can't spell"
"My accountant runs my life. I haven't seen a wage slip for possibly ten years. I don't have bank statements"
"I pay a fortune to my accountant to look after me. He pays my bills. He runs my life"

Says wheeler-dealer 'Arry! :lol: :lol: :roll: :lol:
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Lying *word censored*... :roll: :roll:

Send him down...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm pretty sure that Jamie's been seen (on TV) receiving text from his dad. (?)
Regardless he seems pretty confidence using his phone when he drives out of the Spurs training ground to talk to press.
Sure he's able to text as well.

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Boomer wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm pretty sure that Jamie's been seen (on TV) receiving text from his dad. (?)
Regardless he seems pretty confidence using his phone when he drives out of the Spurs training ground to talk to press.
Sure he's able to text as well.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

He also seems quite adept at playing the Wii!!!

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I wish I was working on the prosecution side, I'd have him hung, drawn and quartered in a day.

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Hmmm....

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franksav63 wrote:
Boomer wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm pretty sure that Jamie's been seen (on TV) receiving text from his dad. (?)
Regardless he seems pretty confidence using his phone when he drives out of the Spurs training ground to talk to press.
Sure he's able to text as well.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

He also seems quite adept at playing the Wii!!!

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I wish I was working on the prosecution side, I'd have him hung, drawn and quartered in a day.
:lol: :lol:

Not only can he play FM but uses it as part of his Scout network! :lol: :roll: :roll:

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... eaway.html

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Boomer wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
Boomer wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm pretty sure that Jamie's been seen (on TV) receiving text from his dad. (?)
Regardless he seems pretty confidence using his phone when he drives out of the Spurs training ground to talk to press.
Sure he's able to text as well.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

He also seems quite adept at playing the Wii!!!

Image

I wish I was working on the prosecution side, I'd have him hung, drawn and quartered in a day.
Not only plays FM but uses it as part of his Scout network! :lol: :roll: :roll:

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... eaway.html
:lol: :lol:

I have it on good authority that this is Harry and he's texting with just one hand... :roll: :roll:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Boomer wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quality, although that's likely to help his case though :? :? :lol:

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Absolutely brilliant !!!
:coffeespit:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Boomer wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Boomer, 'arry's actually a better speller than you... :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:

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