The Gooner Forum

Chippy wrote:Just to make you envious, a mate of mine volunteered and is working on the Beach Volleyball. Yeah we all thought he was lying too. One of the first things they were told was "Do not touch the athletes."

What about masturbating? Is masturbating ok?

DB10GOONER wrote:

Chippy wrote:Just to make you envious, a mate of mine volunteered and is working on the Beach Volleyball. Yeah we all thought he was lying too. One of the first things they were told was "Do not touch the athletes."

What about masturbating? Is masturbating ok?

This bloke is going to be there tonight

His Majesty Tuanku Alhaj Abdul Halim Mu'adzam Shah Ibni Almarhum Sultan Badlishah, Yang di-Pertuan Agong XIV of Malaysia (or HM Yang di-Pertuan Agong XIV of Malaysia)

DB10GOONER wrote:

Chippy wrote:Just to make you envious, a mate of mine volunteered and is working on the Beach Volleyball. Yeah we all thought he was lying too. One of the first things they were told was "Do not touch the athletes."

What about masturbating? Is masturbating ok?

NO




But you can have a *****

GO Team IRELAND



HEY, yeah you, where are the Irish flag icons gone

Apparently they are going to sing "I'm forever blowing bubbles" during the opening.

corkbarry wrote:GO Team IRELAND



HEY, yeah you, where are the Irish flag icons gone

Gráinne Murphy's dad runs the pub where I normally go with the Wexford cousins for a meal. She trains in Cork tho so is rarely at home. Will be mental if she does well.

Also in a typically Irish way I am vaguely related to Adam Nolan, (25th cousin, twice removed).

olgitgooner wrote:I heard today that the ladies beach volleyball teams will be wearing tracksuit bottoms. And even tracksuit tops!!!!

WHY ARE YOU UPSET??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????



Team GB

not sure about the village green thingy , sheep

where are the morris dancers

My twin boys, Charlie and George are celebrating their 13th birthday today, luckily for them they and their younger sister are at the opening ceremony tonight. Should certainly be a birthday to remember. I just wish my wife and I could have secured tickets to go with them.

MutleyGooner wrote:My twin boys, Charlie and George are celebrating their 13th birthday today, luckily for them they and their younger sister are at the opening ceremony tonight. Should certainly be a birthday to remember. I just wish my wife and I could have secured tickets to go with them.

Nice one

And great names for your boys.

I've been watching the opening ceremony.

Two questions.....

1. Why was it scheduled to finish so late? Anyone relying on public transport can't get home. Any athletes competing tomorrow can't attend.

2. Who the fuck designed the Team UK kit? Fucking gold collars and gold arm pits. Is it some kind of retro combo involving Elvis and Primark?

the opening ceremony was brilliant. well fucking done

brazilianGOONER wrote:the opening ceremony was brilliant. well fucking done

02:05 hrs here. Still waiting for the UFO's

brazilianGOONER wrote:the opening ceremony was brilliant. well fucking done

Yes, very impressive

Now it's day one of the Olympics with Cavendish going for Gold in the famous British sunshine!