The Gooner Forum

Fuck me!
You might not die of lung cancer but you'll get a fukin heart attack if you keep eatin like that!

You cant win can you?

Cut down on the food, mate. Get more exercise. No point in giving up smoking if you are just gonna die from a fat bastard heart attack.

Other than that keep up the good work.

Does Hashkads smoke?

arseofacrow wrote:Does Hashkads smoke?

Can't see him being strong willed enough - or indeed having the inclination - to give up fags!!

arseofacrow wrote:Does Hashkads smoke?

Does dick count? I'm pretty sure he smokes dick. According to Fwank, anyway...

Daaaaay nine.

It's not a piece of piss this lark. I had a few rants at the week end, but didn't take to smoking.
I have been out for lots of fresh air and a few walks . I am scoffing all the time and have put on 3lbs in the last week.
Breathing in easier, and there is no congestion of sign of a phlemmy cough.
I could smell smoke on every shirt that was in my wardrobe, so got them washed again. I didn't realize that the smell affects almost everything, even the cat !!
I have made a good start and I shall remain determined to stay off them. My dad gave them up, cold turkey style. That was several years before his death of cancer. So it is inspiring me, yet I feel a bit wussy for using the patches and having the inhalator.

Anyway, c'mon you others', stay with it and, thanks chaps for the support.

Well played mate

and stay off the cock too by the looks of the posts above yours

Excellent stuff mate.

I did it "cold turkey" back in '94 I think it was. Don't feel a wuss for using patches etc. Take all the help you can get. Remember its your life you're talking about here.

Anyway whats the craic with this cat you keep going on about? One minute you're dicking it so hard you've busted the poor things lung! Now you're sniffing it to see if it smells of ciggies? No mate it smells of pussy!

Fukin wierdo.

armchair supporter wrote:Anyway whats the craic with this cat you keep going on about? One minute you're dicking it so hard you've busted the poor things lung! Now you're sniffing it to see if it smells of ciggies? No mate it smells of pussy!

Fukin wierdo.

Post of the week.

Nice one armchair. Look, I even have my sense of humour back.

The cat didn't really take a battering, I missed booting it by inches.
I am not sure whether a 'pussy' could ever smell as bad as an ashtray though. DB10 might be able to shed some light on that for you though.

Btw, I forgot to add that the clinic nurse takes a reading of your breathing capacity at the outset. It read 27 on the first day, and on day eight the reading was down to FOUR. She, (Renata, drooooooooool) says that it is the same reading as a non smoker.

Bloody excellent stuff. Just short of two weeks and such vast improvement.

For anyone else giving it up and not vain enough to have a 'Bridget blog' then I have some advice for you.
I have found that if I apply the patch of a morning then by the time I go to bed it still works but the supply of nicotine is far less and thus, the nightmares and insomnia are lessened.

Thanks to everyone for the support and a big word for OBG. Cheers me dears.

Top Londoner wrote:Nice one armchair. Look, I even have my sense of humour back.

The cat didn't really take a battering, I missed booting it by inches.
I am not sure whether a 'pussy' could ever smell as bad as an ashtray though. DB10 might be able to shed some light on that for you though.

Btw, I forgot to add that the clinic nurse takes a reading of your breathing capacity at the outset. It read 27 on the first day, and on day eight the reading was down to FOUR. She, (Renata, drooooooooool) says that it is the same reading as a non smoker.

Bloody excellent stuff. Just short of two weeks and such vast improvement.

For anyone else giving it up and not vain enough to have a 'Bridget blog' then I have some advice for you.
I have found that if I apply the patch of a morning then by the time I go to bed it still works but the supply of nicotine is far less and thus, the nightmares and insomnia are lessened.

Thanks to everyone for the support and a big word for OBG. Cheers me dears.

Sorry, can't help, mate - never been near a flange that smelled like an ashtray!

What the hell are you lot feeding your Engerlish women nowdays??!

DB10GOONER wrote: Sorry, can't help, mate - never been near a flange that smelled like an ashtray!

Funny you should say that today of all days...

RIP Sylvia Kristel, star of Emmanuelle.

Arguably the first star of adult cinema, Dutch actress Sylvia Kristel, who starred in the 1974 erotic French film Emmanuelle, has died aged 60.

And what was the films "signature move" that was banned in the uk? - that's right, a dancer lighting a cigarette and puffing it out of her vagina!

No Update?
Have you fallen of the wagon?

g88ner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote: Sorry, can't help, mate - never been near a flange that smelled like an ashtray!

Funny you should say that today of all days...

RIP Sylvia Kristel, star of Emmanuelle.

Arguably the first star of adult cinema, Dutch actress Sylvia Kristel, who starred in the 1974 erotic French film Emmanuelle, has died aged 60.

And what was the films "signature move" that was banned in the uk? - that's right, a dancer lighting a cigarette and puffing it out of her vagina!

Has to be said, in her youth, she was one sexy beeatch.

BIG RADDY wrote:No Update?
Have you fallen of the wagon?

Nope Raddy. I am a stubborn git. Not going to spoil it all now.
Once this has been conquered I can have a go at quitting, booze, muesli, crack and sniffing ladies knickers. Well, only the ones that are not actually being worn at the time.


BTW. TWO HUNDRED FAGS WERE NOT BURNED DURING THIS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, VANITY THREAD.



200 + cigarettes............................fucking YEEHAH