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DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:Female artists, can't think of one I would listen to, particularly disliked the over rated Alanis Morisette, Sheryl Crowe and Tracy Chapman, one album wonders.
Then there is the absolute shite that is Rihanna and Beyonce etc.
Don't mind some Michelle Shocked stuff, but then she is technically a man.

Absolutely hate Beyonce and Rihanna. Two absolutely vacuous appallingly talentless pieces of shit. The amount of fucking Autotune on Rihanna's vocals in particular is ridiculous. If the bitch can't sing in tune then she shouldn't be fucking singing, end of.

Autotune/ProTools = when music died.

can we not rename this thread the 'I hate everything new and I'm a stuck in my ways grumpy old bastard thread'?

Im surprised some of you even found yourselves on a scary new fan dangled computer, let alone a forum.

BournemouthRED wrote:can we not rename this thread the 'I hate everything new and I'm a stuck in my ways grumpy old bastard thread'?

Im surprised some of you even found yourselves on a scary new fan dangled computer, let alone a forum.

Burn the heretic!

officepest wrote: Autotune/ProTools = when music died.

I am little fan of Autotune when it is overused, but what has Pro Tools ever done to you?
OK, it is less stable than some other DAWS but it has good timing and a good mixer.



Sid, NO female artists?
Really?

QuartzGooner wrote:

officepest wrote: Autotune/ProTools = when music died.

I am little fan of Autotune when it is overused, but what has Pro Tools ever done to you?
OK, it is less stable than some other DAWS but it has good timing and a good mixer.

Nothing Quartz. I'm just an old analogue luddite railing against no-talent-ass-bastards knocking up utter dirge in their bedrooms and forcing me to listen to it.

I think I need a little nap now, I'll just pick up my toys and put them back in the pram first.

If it wasn't put through a Neve board then I'm not interested.

officepest wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Simon wrote:Fur Q was one of the few rappers who really understood the meaning of respect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sxZ4tsp8gc



actually I love old school hip hop

Fur Q was hilarious! Piss yourself funny.

"You have to kill some people to get repsect, but you can't kill everybody or there will be no one left to resepct you"

"Cock. Bitch. Cock bitch motherfucker"

I'm an Uzi Lover baby

officepest wrote:

BournemouthRED wrote:can we not rename this thread the 'I hate everything new and I'm a stuck in my ways grumpy old bastard thread'?

Im surprised some of you even found yourselves on a scary new fan dangled computer, let alone a forum.

Burn the heretic!

I agree! Exterminate these happy fucking whipper snappers with their modern ways!

QuartzGooner wrote:

officepest wrote: Autotune/ProTools = when music died.

I am little fan of Autotune when it is overused, but what has Pro Tools ever done to you?
OK, it is less stable than some other DAWS but it has good timing and a good mixer.



Sid, NO female artists?
Really?

Can't think of any I like. (for their music)

Top Londoner wrote:Bananarama
Kate Bush
Kylie
Boomtown C unts
Adam Ant



WENGER OUT

I liked the dark haired girl in Bananarama and Sussanah Hoffs but nothing to do with their music and i suspect time may not have been kind to them.

As for Hating - Dexys Midnight Runners!!

Most Hated Music:

(So Called) R&B - which stole its title from the original R&B - which stood for Rhythm & Blues - Now where oh fucking where??? is the 'Blues' in this new shyte that has named itself R&B?....Bollocks utter UTTER Bollocks

oh AND C(o)unt ry Western.....- depressing, banjowank shyte music - sung by people who buttfuck their relatives and their horses....

Swifty wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:Bananarama
Kate Bush
Kylie
Boomtown C unts
Adam Ant



WENGER OUT

I liked the dark haired girl in Bananarama and Sussanah Hoffs but nothing to do with their music and i suspect time may not have been kind to them.

As for Hating - Dexys Midnight Runners!!

Talentless *word censored* - especially the (so called) singer/song writer kevin knobhead rowlands...can't even play an instrument properly...sounds like a dog being put through a meat grinder.

Bob Dylan , I've tried and tried and I don't give a sh*t that he's some genius or poet or some other bo**ocks. He is boring as f**k, his music is boring as f**k.

The times they aren't a changing quickly enough for my liking or people would stop being pretentious and say his music is boring as f**k and if I wasn't some wannabe f**king hippy I'd say so.

If you want to be proper dopeheads roll one up and listen to The Chronic.

OneBardGooner wrote:Most Hated Music:

(So Called) R&B - which stole its title from the original R&B - which stood for Rhythm & Blues - Now where oh fucking where??? is the 'Blues' in this new shyte that has named itself R&B?....Bollocks utter UTTER Bollocks

oh AND C(o)unt ry Western.....- depressing, banjowank shyte music - sung by people who buttfuck their relatives and their horses....

R n B stopped being made about the mid 80s. Everything else that purports to be RnB since is usually w*nk.

Book from 1988,
Nelson George "The Death of Rhythm and Blues"

Plenty of interest for those who want to understand why.

topgoon wrote:Bob Dylan , I've tried and tried and I don't give a sh*t that he's some genius or poet or some other bo**ocks. He is boring as f**k, his music is boring as f**k.

The times they aren't a changing quickly enough for my liking or people would stop being pretentious and say his music is boring as f**k and if I wasn't some wannabe f**king hippy I'd say so.

If you want to be proper dopeheads roll one up and listen to The Chronic.

I've never liked Dylan the singer. That fucking atonal nasally whine of his. But he is a brilliant songwriter. I've heard some great covers of his music over the years, sung by better singers than he.