Manure (A) | PL | Sat 19 Nov 12:30

[DB10GOONER]

I have a really negative vibe about this one...

That's the one! I love that film. It's a classic cheesey old 1960's/70's war movie with a bit of comedy thrown in!

Kellys Heroes,1st film I ever saw in a cinema

Great movie. It's not Xmas in my house unless I get to watch Kelly's Heroes, Trading Places, Die Hard 1 and 2 and The Great Escape.

[augie]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

[mcdowell42]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

Remember watching a film in birr cinema as rats ran across the floor,remember another time going to watch a late movie on a Saturday night,with my then gf,a film called doctors in the nude lol.

[DB10GOONER]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

Remember watching a film in birr cinema as rats ran across the floor,remember another time going to watch a late movie on a Saturday night,with my then gf,a film called doctors in the nude lol.

You country folk are hilarious!

[postmanPat91]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

Sloppy seconds

[DB10GOONER]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

Sloppy seconds

He had two and a half years of fun, but the poor girl (and we all know he means goat) only had two and a half inches of fun!

[Herd]

Kellys Heroes,1st film I ever saw in a cinema

Think mine was "Oliver" but Im sure I went to some before that,loved the film still do !

[augie]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

Sloppy seconds

He had two and a half years of fun, but the poor girl (and we all know he means goat) only had two and a half inches of fun!

Just remember stumpy, that everything is proportionate so an umpa lumpa like you could only dream of having a two and a half inch dick

[DB10GOONER]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

Sloppy seconds

He had two and a half years of fun, but the poor girl (and we all know he means goat) only had two and a half inches of fun!

Just remember stumpy, that everything is proportionate so an umpa lumpa like you could only dream of having a two and a half inch dick

I think you'll find if you ask the ladyfolk of your village (or mud huts or whatever the fuck you culchies live in down there ) I am known as "the tripod". But in all seriousness - two and a half inch dick??!! I'm not quartering my schlong for anyone!



Ya Telly Savalas slaphead looking muddafukka...

[Bradywasking]

Can we get back onto topic please??

[goonertux]

Well said Brady.

Anyway, Daily Telegraph reporting 7 possible 'first teamers' missing for Manure including Ibrahimovic and Rooney. Cue Rashford as per last season! Please Arsene, just get them up for this and go at them from the off. Don't piss about, waiting for something to happen.
COYG!!!!!!!!

[DB10GOONER]

Can you both go fuck yourselves please?

[postmanPat91]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

Sloppy seconds

He had two and a half years of fun, but the poor girl (and we all know he means goat) only had two and a half inches of fun!

Just remember stumpy, that everything is proportionate so an umpa lumpa like you could only dream of having a two and a half inch dick

[OneBardGooner]

Can you both go fuck yourselves please?

[OneBardGooner]

I think that Rocky iv was the first one I ever seen in a cinema

Went to that shithole cinema in birr once or twice (jesus that was fit to be condemned ) - went with the local youth club and thought that I was in with a chance of getting jiggy jiggy with a local girl that I fancied big time back then. Didn't work out as I planned though cos she started crying cos she was after breaking up with her boyfriend who was also there that night, so that fairly cooled my plans Mind you I ended up going out with her a few years later and I ended up with two and a half years of "fun"

Sloppy seconds

Yes, but could she play the banjo????