Your choice as manager/Arteta Merged thread

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Who Do YOU Want As Next Arsenal Manager

Ancelotti
27
21%
Tuchel
1
1%
Allegri
62
49%
PV4
7
6%
Enrique
3
2%
Jardim
6
5%
Nagelsmann
1
1%
Rodgers
1
1%
Arteta
4
3%
Others
15
12%
 
Total votes: 127

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:16 pm
As much as I like how Low has Germany playing good football, I just don't think I could put up with watching him plunge his fingers into his own arse and then smell them, midway through Super Sunday.
Quite, he could at least have the decency to wait until the 70th minute.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:16 pm
As much as I like how Low has Germany playing good football, I just don't think I could put up with watching him plunge his fingers into his own arse and then smell them, midway through Super Sunday.
I would rather have low picking his ringpiece and sniffing it infact I would put up with him flashing his ringpiece to the camera :lol: if it meant we were to see the end of le fartpipe farting about with his jacket zip and flapping like a demented bird on the touchline.

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falkirk goon wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:27 pm
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:16 pm
As much as I like how Low has Germany playing good football, I just don't think I could put up with watching him plunge his fingers into his own arse and then smell them, midway through Super Sunday.
I would rather have low picking his ringpiece and sniffing it infact I would put up with him flashing his ringpiece to the camera :lol: if it meant we were to see the end of le fartpipe farting about with his jacket zip and flapping like a demented bird on the touchline.
:coffeespit:

Brilliant.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:16 pm
As much as I like how Low has Germany playing good football, I just don't think I could put up with watching him plunge his fingers into his own arse and then smell them, midway through Super Sunday.
You little liar you.... :lol:

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:26 pm
If the bloke is prepared to wait until 2023 when Lord C.untslop finally decides it's time to go (which obviously he's earned the right to do :banghead: ) then who knows.....until then, another 'non story' of a manager linked with Arsenal. Call me old fashioned but there normally has to be a vacancy first or at least a pending one......no chance of TO1AW leaving this Summer, absolutely none
You're out by two years there buddy.

#may2025 :barscarf:

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I dont want a former player (Henry, Vieira, Arteta), nor do I want a carbon copy of Wenger (Martinez, Rodgers, Howe,).

A clean break for this club would just usher in a new dawn. Overnight - the club would be reborn, the fans energized and the toxic atmosphere would go.

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Wilson wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:25 am
I dont want a former player (Henry, Vieira, Arteta), nor do I want a carbon copy of Wenger (Martinez, Rodgers, Howe, Luis Enrique).

A clean break for this club would just usher in a new dawn. Overnight - the club would be reborn, the fans energized and the toxic atmosphere would go.


Personally I would be ok with PV4 getting the job - he wouldnt be my first choice by any means, but he has managerial experience and does now what the club used to be and would endevour to return it to what it was.

I would also add luis enrique to your "similar manager" list - we dont need another nicey, nicey pussy in charge, and I dont see enrique have the mindset or the presence to dish out a few bollockings when needed

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augie wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:25 am
Wilson wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:25 am
I dont want a former player (Henry, Vieira, Arteta), nor do I want a carbon copy of Wenger (Martinez, Rodgers, Howe, Luis Enrique).

A clean break for this club would just usher in a new dawn. Overnight - the club would be reborn, the fans energized and the toxic atmosphere would go.


Personally I would be ok with PV4 getting the job - he wouldnt be my first choice by any means, but he has managerial experience and does now what the club used to be and would endevour to return it to what it was.

I would also add luis enrique to your "similar manager" list - we dont need another nicey, nicey pussy in charge, and I dont see enrique have the mindset or the presence to dish out a few bollockings when needed
Its funny, I watched '89' for the first time the other evening and was listening to some of the player interviews talking about the early days when GG joined and how he wasted no time setting about the 'big names' who'd been at the club but were seen to be playing for themselves rather than the team - Sansom, Nicholas, Rix, Woodcock etc. There had been a malaise over the club ever since I started supporting in the late 70s throughout the early to mid 80s.....years of underachievement and a cosy club of under performing 'star' players. My assessment is that the current state is much the same as those days. You look at some of the players in the team and think its just all got too comfortable. Ferguson was all over Ramsey when he was 16/17 and now 10 years later, the bloke is a '1 in every 10 games' big time charlie. Ozil plays when he decides to, and he's not alone. They proved by beating City and the Chavs en route to winning the cup last year, and again beating the Scum this year.....they can do it when they choose.....it just doesn't matter enough to put themselves out to do it more often, and there's no consequence of failure. Merson said in the DVD how he took the piss in training once and found himself out in the cold with GG for weeks. Imagine that happening with TO1AW ?

I agree with you both - when C.untslop moves on the change needs to be a marked one, and he should have absolutely zero role to play in the club moving forward and least of all choosing his successor.

Someone needs to come in with an entirely different mindset and hang a few of these underachievers out to dry

If someone did that, I'd settle for a year of mid table mediocrity for the greater long term good

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Wilson wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:25 am
I dont want a former player (Henry, Vieira, Arteta), nor do I want a carbon copy of Wenger (Martinez, Rodgers, Howe,).

A clean break for this club would just usher in a new dawn. Overnight - the club would be reborn, the fans energized and the toxic atmosphere would go.
Historically, when the club has gone for a clean break it tends to get worse, a lot worse. Billy Wright, Arsene Wenger.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:35 am
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:16 pm
As much as I like how Low has Germany playing good football, I just don't think I could put up with watching him plunge his fingers into his own arse and then smell them, midway through Super Sunday.
You little liar you.... :lol:
:oops: :lol: :lol:

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This guy looks far more competent than wenger.


https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/979825063263457280


:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:49 am
This guy looks far more competent than wenger.


https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/979825063263457280


:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf:
That is fucking mental. :lol:

You're right though, he looks more in control than our fucklump, twat of a senile cuuntslop dictator.

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:01 pm
augie wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:25 am
Wilson wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:25 am
I dont want a former player (Henry, Vieira, Arteta), nor do I want a carbon copy of Wenger (Martinez, Rodgers, Howe, Luis Enrique).

A clean break for this club would just usher in a new dawn. Overnight - the club would be reborn, the fans energized and the toxic atmosphere would go.


Personally I would be ok with PV4 getting the job - he wouldnt be my first choice by any means, but he has managerial experience and does now what the club used to be and would endevour to return it to what it was.

I would also add luis enrique to your "similar manager" list - we dont need another nicey, nicey pussy in charge, and I dont see enrique have the mindset or the presence to dish out a few bollockings when needed
Its funny, I watched '89' for the first time the other evening and was listening to some of the player interviews talking about the early days when GG joined and how he wasted no time setting about the 'big names' who'd been at the club but were seen to be playing for themselves rather than the team - Sansom, Nicholas, Rix, Woodcock etc. There had been a malaise over the club ever since I started supporting in the late 70s throughout the early to mid 80s.....years of underachievement and a cosy club of under performing 'star' players. My assessment is that the current state is much the same as those days. You look at some of the players in the team and think its just all got too comfortable. Ferguson was all over Ramsey when he was 16/17 and now 10 years later, the bloke is a '1 in every 10 games' big time charlie. Ozil plays when he decides to, and he's not alone. They proved by beating City and the Chavs en route to winning the cup last year, and again beating the Scum this year.....they can do it when they choose.....it just doesn't matter enough to put themselves out to do it more often, and there's no consequence of failure. Merson said in the DVD how he took the piss in training once and found himself out in the cold with GG for weeks. Imagine that happening with TO1AW ?

I agree with you both - when C.untslop moves on the change needs to be a marked one, and he should have absolutely zero role to play in the club moving forward and least of all choosing his successor.

Someone needs to come in with an entirely different mindset and hang a few of these underachievers out to dry

If someone did that, I'd settle for a year of mid table mediocrity for the greater long term good
Sean Dyche then?

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:49 am
This guy looks far more competent than wenger.


https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/979825063263457280


:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That shit is funny as fuck.

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/20 ... decisions/

He's ours if we want him next season. Between us and the Chavs.

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