Fulham Fartpipes H Sun 18th Apr KO 130pm

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Re: Fulham Fartpipes H Sun 18th Apr KO 130pm

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Forget all this bollocks about clear and obvious errors and it getting one decision right or not. Ask yourself this one question:

Was football more enjoyable to watch before VAR or after VAR?

If you think its better now then please do fuck off back to your stoppy starty fucking boring homo erotic rugby shite. :censored:

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VAR was supposed to be used ONLY when there was a Clear and Obvious Error...How on earth the ref can see a toe nail off-side and not give it is beyond me....

Those who run VAR - The corrupt CUNTSS Co-operative should all be hanged with Piano wire Mussolini-style and their rotting corpses be left hanging from lampposts outside the FA. building as a Warning to Other CorruptCUNTS. :box:

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Thynker wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:18 pm
I don't mind VAR for offsides so long as it's consistent.

Might save a goal being scored against us also.
But probably not :?

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:21 pm
46 Minutes of Utter Tedium - Backline pass sideways...pass sideways...point... wait .. pass sideways...Pass backwards... sideways ...wait till the opposition have closed you down pass it backwards - then sideways and Start all over again. :cry:
And no surprise that it happens when Xhaka, Bellerin, Ceballos and Elneny all feature in the starting line up - happens every time they do. No pace down the flanks to overlap or support, and everything played through the middle slowed down to a snail's pace

You'd have thought that 75 games in, someone might have spotted that

Boring as fuck. Not even the slightest bit surprised

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Micah Richards is the male Alex fucking Scott. A thick braindead empty shell of a person who is desperate to become a celebidee. :wink:

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Fulham are playing with 10 men behind the ball, two banks of 5, and are only interested in counter attack whilst it's 0-0. There is no space for us to play anything other than tippy tippy, side to side football and try to work an opening.

If we can grab a goal that VAR will allow the game will open up a bit.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:18 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:42 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:40 am
"Just saw an interview with Parker. He was dressed like a 1970s California university lecturer in the worst cardigan I've ever seen"


:lol:


Why does that not surprise me.



Just watched an old game of Arsenal vs Fulham (At the bowl) Arteta was playing mid-field and I now understand why he Loves Xhaka so much.


He played the ball backwards more than any other player on our team, he was unadventurous, dire and slow, passing the ball back when other options were clearly available, I think it is an indicator of how he is as a manager/coach...


AND he gave away a penalty, from which Berbatov scored to take the lead to 2 - 3


We equalise through Lampost, then in the 95th minute we are awarded a (dubious) penalty for handball; the possible penalty takers in the team are Podolski, Corzola and Arshavin even Giroud!!! But guess who grabs the ball and steps up to take the pen which could win us the game!?? Yup! good ole Captain Scarlet and what a Lame Fuckking penalty it is...their goalie Schwartzer saves it with ease. :roll:

95th Minute and the USELESS FUCKKER MISSES! and it ended 3 - 3.
Thats extremely selective mate. For his first two seasons with us Arteta was a very good DM. He was the closest we had to a Gilberto type player that could read the game and anticipate the play. Whilst some dicks were hailing Alex Mong for his one Hollywood tackle every 5 games Arteta just got on with the quiet business of covering the back 4 effectively.

Whatever about his new persona as Martinez-Lite, lets not rewrite history about him as a player.
You need to go and watch the game mate he was AWFUL..

Not all the time but Bad enough to be dropped if he was the manager then
Never liked Arteta as a player....he always came across as petulant and stroppy....Mediocre player....and naturally, a Wenger favourite.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:24 pm
Forget all this bollocks about clear and obvious errors and it getting one decision right or not. Ask yourself this one question:

Was football more enjoyable to watch before VAR or after VAR?

If you think its better now then please do fuck off back to your stoppy starty fucking boring homo erotic rugby shite. :censored:
The only time I can think that VAR might have been useful was when Lampard had that England goal ruled out in the World Cup about 10 years ago. :D
Other than that then no.
It is like anything in the modern world - nothing can be spontaneous anymore.
I thought that sport was supposed to be fun and about passion ?

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This games doesn’t hold enough significance for me to do one of my lucky half time poos.

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rodders999 wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:31 pm
This games doesn’t hold enough significance for me to do one of my lucky half time poos.
Get your tubby little arse out there and have a shit! I hate Preppy Parker. :lol:

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Martinelli has 15 minutes to get a hat trick.....otherwise, he's off.

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Gunner Rob wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:30 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:24 pm
Forget all this bollocks about clear and obvious errors and it getting one decision right or not. Ask yourself this one question:

Was football more enjoyable to watch before VAR or after VAR?

If you think its better now then please do fuck off back to your stoppy starty fucking boring homo erotic rugby shite. :censored:
The only time I can think that VAR might have been useful was when Lampard had that England goal ruled out in the World Cup about 10 years ago. :D
Other than that then no.
It is like anything in the modern world - nothing can be spontaneous anymore.
I thought that sport was supposed to be fun and about passion ?
Goal line technology would have sorted that though Rob and that’s all we needed. No VAR

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Scott Parker needs to fuck off out of football and fuck off to Love Island or Towie or some other brain dead chav nonsense.

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Clash wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:35 pm
Gunner Rob wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:30 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:24 pm
Forget all this bollocks about clear and obvious errors and it getting one decision right or not. Ask yourself this one question:

Was football more enjoyable to watch before VAR or after VAR?

If you think its better now then please do fuck off back to your stoppy starty fucking boring homo erotic rugby shite. :censored:
The only time I can think that VAR might have been useful was when Lampard had that England goal ruled out in the World Cup about 10 years ago. :D
Other than that then no.
It is like anything in the modern world - nothing can be spontaneous anymore.
I thought that sport was supposed to be fun and about passion ?
Goal line technology would have sorted that though Rob and that’s all we needed. No VAR
Exactly. 8)

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Re: Fulham Fartpipes H Sun 18th Apr KO 130pm

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Seems like only some pre-match racial tension gets us fired up - the manager don’t seem to be able to do it

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