EC3 wrote:In tonight's Evening Standard the headline is "Juventus tell Bendtner: You're too fat to play"
Also former Juventus midfielder Alessio Tacchinardi said of their new forward "I will not say Bendtner is a bad player but he does not help improve Juventus either"
Don't these people know who Bendy is
These people, it would appear, do not know who Nicklas Bendtner is. It is rather sad to see that scouting standards have slipped so far in Italy. To accuse Nicklas Bendtner of being fat is an affront to all males on this planet. If Nicklas with his rippling muscle and Adonis like physique is fat, it makes you wonder what hope the rest of us have. Of course, one can largely disregard the opinion of "coaches" such as Angelo Alessio, a man who is a nonentity in the footballing world and who has somehow managed to get a coaching job at Juventus despite failing in his managerial attempts at such giants as Imolese, Massese and SPAL- for a coach of that "quality" to get a job he has obviously been keeping himself in shape by sucking the Juventus president's dick. Or maybe the comments come from the "head coach" (I will leave you to speculate on the meaning of "head" in this case, certainly I doubt Alessio needs any coaching in that regard) Antonio Conte, a cheat, a disgrace, a man so discredited and corrupt that his opinion doesn't even warrant hearing nevermind discussing.
And then we have Alessio Tacchinardi, one of the Juventus "legends". A man who despite somehow forging a career in top flight football has the audacity to claim that Nicklas Bendtner might not improve Juventus when, quite frankly, he was a joke of a footballer who was constantly overlooked by a succession of Italian managers. A man who won a "grand" total of 13 caps for his country over 8 years (unlike young Nicklas who already has, fittingly, 52 caps for Denmark), some legend. Only in a corrupt institution like Juventus could Tacchinardi have legend status bestowed upon him such was his lack of talent and for a man like him to abuse a footballer like Nicklas when he never had a tenth of his talent is quite simply laughable- just as well he won't say Bendtner is a bad footballer, I doubt Nicklas would be able to say the same if questioned about Tacchinardi's ability or lack thereof. Angelo Alessio, Alessio Tacchinardi, remind me never to name a child Alessio, I'd rather not curse it with a lifetime of being shit.
To me, it is obvious what has happened- the evil Chamakh has hatched a plan involving his sinister partner, Juventus, and he has convinced them to take Nicklas on loan in the hopes that they can systematically destroy his goodness and lead him down the path to corruption, leaving Chamakh free to represent Arsenal and cast a shadow of darkness over the footballing world. They have underestimated Bendtner however. Bendtner is incorruptable, he cannot be worn down and he cannot be driven from the path of the righteous by agents of the dark. Nicklas shall overcome the adversity in his way, he shall flourish even at an evil institution like Juventus and by doing so he shall prove that his spirit that embodies all that is good on this earth cannot be defeated by evil plans and corrupt clubs. When Nicklas returns to Arsenal he shall have destroyed the evil heart of Juventus and shall carry his light to the Emirates stadium where he shall once again quash Chamakh and send him back to his lair.
Juventus will soon discover that Nicklas is superior to their false idol Ibrahimovic and when they realise this, they will know their plan is foiled, it will be a fine day and by god I can't wait to witness it.
managing him might want to be careful about calling a man with a body like Bendtners fat
) clubs like real madrid and barca whilst our lanky prick has played for clubs like brum and sunderland and didnt even do enough to persuade these clubs to buy him 
). They have now both been at Juventus, Laudrup scored 16 in 102 for them and I'm supremely confident that Bendy will better that shameful strike rate.
