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DB10GOONER wrote:My kids asked me to watch Transformers II with them. Now, I love my kids, more than life, but if they EVER put me through a fucking horrendous experience like that again I am going to fucking throw the pair of them out of the house.
To call that movie a brain dead abortion of a ginger bastard would actually be insulting to brain dead abortions and ginger bastards.
Shit acting, shit story, shit tacked-on Disney style "cute" robot, shit CGI. Worse than even the abysmal Iron Man II - another piece of shit that my kids conned me into watching. Movie night with the kids is now fucking cancelled indefinitely. Bastards.
So are you saying the film came up Short DB!???
Yep, but not as short as Fwank reckons you are, mate! I recall him using the term "Like a fucking midget with dwarfism thrown in!"
Cheeky Fecker (fwank that is) he had to stand on tippy toes to look me in the eyes !
DB10GOONER wrote:My kids asked me to watch Transformers II with them. Now, I love my kids, more than life, but if they EVER put me through a fucking horrendous experience like that again I am going to fucking throw the pair of them out of the house.
To call that movie a brain dead abortion of a ginger bastard would actually be insulting to brain dead abortions and ginger bastards.
Shit acting, shit story, shit tacked-on Disney style "cute" robot, shit CGI. Worse than even the abysmal Iron Man II - another piece of shit that my kids conned me into watching. Movie night with the kids is now fucking cancelled indefinitely. Bastards.
So are you saying the film came up Short DB!???
Yep, but not as short as Fwank reckons you are, mate! I recall him using the term "Like a fucking midget with dwarfism thrown in!"
Cheeky Fecker (fwank that is) he had to stand on tippy toes to look me in the eyes !
Only because, OBG, you were standing on a dwarf wall at the time.... or a DB10 wall as it's now known...
seen most of the film but it turned it off after one of them craps in the others mouth was too much for me
the sequel will make for a great date movie
been banned in Uk and Ireland
The story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film in the series, The Human Centipede, and uses sandpaper to pleasure himself whilst watching the film. He decides to create a "human centipede" of his own, this time comprised of twelve victims as opposed to the first film's three. He uses his human centipede to his own sexual delight, taking sexual pleasure in watching the victims of the centipede defecate in each other's mouths, and using barbed wire wrapped around around his penis to rape the woman at the end of the centipede.
I know there's different strokes for different folks and that's what makes the world go round etc, But, Why Oh! Why The Feck would anyone want to watch such a load of stuff like that!?
OneBardGooner wrote:I know there's different strokes for different folks and that's what makes the world go round etc, But, Why Oh! Why The Feck would anyone want to watch such a load of stuff like that!?
OneBardGooner wrote:I know there's different strokes for different folks and that's what makes the world go round etc, But, Why Oh! Why The Feck would anyone want to watch such a load of stuff like that!?
No...But yesterday I watched (on DVD) a BBC production from the 70's called 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy' a dramatisation of the book with the same title by John Le Carre.. my family was living abroad when it was first shown..and a mate told me about it.....starring Alec guinness, Ian richardson, Bernard Hepton and a few other 'names'....if you enjoy spy stuff....well worth a gander.
Cheeky Fecker (fwank that is) he had to stand on tippy toes to look me in the eyes !
