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Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:50 pm**

DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:My kids asked me to watch Transformers II with them. Now, I love my kids, more than life, but if they EVER put me through a fucking horrendous experience like that again I am going to fucking throw the pair of them out of the house.

To call that movie a brain dead abortion of a ginger bastard would actually be insulting to brain dead abortions and ginger bastards.

Shit acting, shit story, shit tacked-on Disney style "cute" robot, shit CGI. Worse than even the abysmal Iron Man II - another piece of shit that my kids conned me into watching. Movie night with the kids is now fucking cancelled indefinitely. Bastards.

So are you saying the film came up Short DB!???

Yep, but not as short as Fwank reckons you are, mate! I recall him using the term "Like a fucking midget with dwarfism thrown in!"

Cheeky Fecker (fwank that is) he had to stand on tippy toes to look me in the eyes !

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm**

OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:My kids asked me to watch Transformers II with them. Now, I love my kids, more than life, but if they EVER put me through a fucking horrendous experience like that again I am going to fucking throw the pair of them out of the house.

To call that movie a brain dead abortion of a ginger bastard would actually be insulting to brain dead abortions and ginger bastards.

Shit acting, shit story, shit tacked-on Disney style "cute" robot, shit CGI. Worse than even the abysmal Iron Man II - another piece of shit that my kids conned me into watching. Movie night with the kids is now fucking cancelled indefinitely. Bastards.

So are you saying the film came up Short DB!???

Yep, but not as short as Fwank reckons you are, mate! I recall him using the term "Like a fucking midget with dwarfism thrown in!"
Cheeky Fecker (fwank that is) he had to stand on tippy toes to look me in the eyes !

Only because, OBG, you were standing on a dwarf wall at the time.... or a DB10 wall as it's now known...

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:23 pm**

mental stuff

surgeon is one suck fuck

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:13 pm**

Pal Lydersen wrote:

mental stuff surgeon is one suck fuck

What!!

Like F.P.G.'s girlfriend!!!

(hope you're ok mate)

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:39 pm**

typo frank

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:08 pm**

Pal Lydersen wrote:typo frank

I know mate, it should have been sock fuck...???

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:22 pm**

Pal Lydersen wrote:

mental stuff surgeon is one suck fuck

SPOILER ALERT!

seen most of the film but it turned it off after one of them craps in the others mouth was too much for me

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:56 pm**

RNTGOONER wrote:
Pal Lydersen wrote:

mental stuff surgeon is one suck fuck
SPOILER ALERT!

seen most of the film but it turned it off after one of them craps in the others mouth was too much for me

the sequel will make for a great date movie

been banned in Uk and Ireland

The story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film in the series, The Human Centipede, and uses sandpaper to pleasure himself whilst watching the film. He decides to create a "human centipede" of his own, this time comprised of twelve victims as opposed to the first film's three. He uses his human centipede to his own sexual delight, taking sexual pleasure in watching the victims of the centipede defecate in each other's mouths, and using barbed wire wrapped around around his penis to rape the woman at the end of the centipede.

Posted: **Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:14 am**

I know there's different strokes for different folks and that's what makes the world go round etc, But, Why Oh! Why The Feck would anyone want to watch such a load of stuff like that!?

I just don't get it!

Posted: **Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:43 pm**

OneBardGooner wrote:I know there's different strokes for different folks and that's what makes the world go round etc, But, Why Oh! Why The Feck would anyone want to watch such a load of stuff like that!?

I just don't get it!

Of course you don't get it you freak!!!!

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:28 am**

RNTGOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:I know there's different strokes for different folks and that's what makes the world go round etc, But, Why Oh! Why The Feck would anyone want to watch such a load of stuff like that!?

I just don't get it!
Of course you don't get it you frank!!!!

Now that's NOT nice!

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:18 pm**

On the subject of fucked up films ,anyone ever see this?

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:21 pm**

No...But yesterday I watched (on DVD) a BBC production from the 70's called 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy' a dramatisation of the book with the same title by John Le Carre.. my family was living abroad when it was first shown..and a mate told me about it.....starring Alec guinness, Ian richardson, Bernard Hepton and a few other 'names'....if you enjoy spy stuff....well worth a gander.

FUCKING BRILLIANT! 11 out of 10.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:19 pm**

Pal Lydersen wrote:On the subject of fucked up films ,anyone ever see this?

One of the most disturbing films I've ever seen.

Brillant, but horrific.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:55 pm**

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/13_assa ... /trailers/

Absolute BEST. FIGHT SCENE. EVER. And a quality movie on top of that. I swear the fight lasts like an hour and its epic the whole time.

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